(Even Zombies Wake Up Sometimes) ... After Watching TeeVee for 3 Years ---
With Timeouts Only for Bathroom Breaks & Microwave Meals --- It Finally
Dawned On Her that Obama had been Lying All Along!
(CHLOË, 2010).
Very Few Politicians are Born the Old Fashioned Way. Some Politicians achieve
Sheepishness ... Others have Sheepishness Thrust Upon Them!
Watch This Space ( Fill in the Blank ).
Forensic Analysis Proves Barry Soetoro's Ticket to the Movies is Fake.
IT'S A REPUBLICAN YEAR! ( Will She or Won't She? ). The USA's Most Famous Skinny Bulldagger,
Condoleezza Rice, is Contemplating a Run for Chief Dog Catcher of Titusville, Alabama!
She is Renowned for Being a Proficient Russian Speaker & the Divorced Wife of Notorious Wastrel
George W. Bush, a Scion of a Famous Conn. Puritan Family. Condoleezza Looks to Be
The Odds-On Favorite for the Job! Look Before You Leap, Condi!
Her Platform? --- Full Amnesty for Dobemans & Chihuahuas!
And While You're At It, Condi, Please Pass the Soap!
November, 1963 : During the Course of his Last Televised Press Conference, President Kennedy Announces
The Withdrawal of the First Group of 1,000 US Military Personnel from South Vietnam. He Drops a Broad Hint
That More US Forces will be Pulled Out of South Vietnam During the Course of 1964.
December, 1963 : At the Urging of the Pentagon, President Johnson Rescinds Kennedy's Order
& Begins a New Program of Aggressive Military Rotation that Gradually Increases the US Presence
In S.Vietnam until 1965, When Full-Scale "Search & Destroy" Marine & Army Maneuvers Commence.
In Ancient Rome, Before the Mormons Got Around
To Building the Roads and the Aqueducts ...
... They Invented BRYLCREEM®!
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