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L'oeuvre
c'est
tout!
To Go To Our New Page --- CLICK HERE! April
5, 2011
» Barry
the Inevitableness.
As
the dollar grows ever more devalued with each passing day, and the US
military
expends its rapidly diminishing capital stock by fighting Third World
civil
wars as a confused & befuddled proxy, the transnational media’s
favorite stooge
and most lovable knight errant, Barack Hussein Obama (Mmmm, Mmmm,
Mmmm),
announces his fond intention to run for a second term without first
finding his
Birth Certificate! But
there is a little incipient matter of the evaporating White vote to see
to, as
quickly as possible. Remember now, the Democrats only got 38% of the
White vote
in November. For Barry to take home the
big
prize in 2012, he must hold onto his 2008 “White Share” of 43%. There are some dark and crazy corners of the
transnational media that maintain, against all evidence, that Barry can
get
this newly diminished level of 38% and still bring home the electoral
bacon in
2012, thanks to recent arrivals from Ciudad Juarez, who will assuredly
pump up the Third World segment in the overall US electorate. Granted this claim is frantic and is a sure
sign of desperation, uttered hysterically while Barry sinks in the
phone polls
like a proverbial stone. But hey, the
transnational media will tell any lie for Barry’s sake, and it’s the
“racially
pure” thought that counts afterall, however preposterous!
But the way things are going for the media’s knight
errant, our Barry, the only Whites who could possibly bring themselves
to vote for him
will be public-service union members and psycho cases, forcibly
frog-marched to
their neighborhood mental health clinic, hoping to be cured of a real
bad case of the
old guilt-complex! Don’t
worry Barry, if you lose in 2012, Zimbabwe needs a few good politicians
- - - but
don’t try Kenya, they already know you there! Buy Me Some Knuckle Dusters & Nunchucks! After Thursday's home-opener between
the Dodgers & the Giants in LA, two Hispanic fans (according
April
2, 2011
» Another African Pesthole Turns Nasty . . . to
LAPD sketches) attacked a White man, Bryan Stow. Yelling racial
epithets, while kicking the victim as he lay unconscious on the ground,
the assailants afterwards flashed gang signs as they ran to a getaway
car driven by a woman. Police theorize that Stow was not attacked
because of his skin color but because he was sporting a San Francisco
Giants cap. Stow is now in a medically induced coma due to swelling on
the brain. His attending physicians hope that the swelling will go down
of its own accord;
if not, they will be forced to remove damaged brain tissue in a tricky
surgical procedure, which is bound to permanently affect their
patient's future cognitive & motor skills. In ex-America, such is
the transformation of the happy-go-lucky ballpark atmosphere that used
to surround what was once the nation's Favorite Pastime :
Duékoué Rules of Behavior now seem to strictly apply (by
the way, the Dodgers beat the Giants on the field, too, by a score of 2
against 1, but none of the Giants players wound up in the hospital in a
coma).To all
you ginks (& you know who you are), who sent e-mails to italo@detectiveclub.info,
hollowing about "Racism" - - - the
word pesthole, used
on March 28, seems to have caused the most offended Internet yelling
- - - perhaps this little tidbit of news will calm you down : on March
29, 2011, in the Ivory Coast, in the town of Duékoué;
soldiers, on one side of an ongoing civil war, slaughtered about 800
unarmed civilians, who were summarily judged to have been on the
opposing side in the selfsame civil war (according to the latest
horrified reports by Red Cross workers). To all those to whom the Club
has given offense, please accept our most heart-felt apologies : pesthole
was much too mild a word of description to use on March 28, by a very
long chalk! Next time the phrase "open-air morgue" will be used instead
. . .
April
Fools' Day, 2011
» Barry
Seotoro & Mr. Magoo . . .![]() . . . are in this thing together and
Magoo is a double agent (what does that make Barry?!). How
else do you explain bombing goat herders in Libya to help al-Qaeda's
war campaign - - - al-Qaeda being the only true US ally & "boots on
the ground" - - - and trying to blow up Tripoli with dud RPGs?
Who knows? - - - next the Eskimos will get screaming tomahawks down the
chimneys of their igloos in order to prevent global warming & stop
the wholesale massacre of the polar bears. Don't worry, folks : just
another example of Theatre of the Absurd in Ciudad Washington!
March
31, 2011
» Here
They Come, Europe!Lampedusa is a small Italian island in
the Mediterranean, stuck between Malta and Tunisia. The year-round
population of the island is about 5,000 - - - give or take four or five
hundred. In the last six weeks, more than 20,000 refugees from Egypt,
Tunisia, Algeria, Libya, & etc., have shown up on the shores of
Lampedusa.
March
30,
2011
» Pedro,
Get
Yer Gun!![]() The native-born residents of Lampedusa
have began to riot against the newly arrived Arab hordes but, as you
can see, the natives are outnumbered by more than 4-1. The
Italian government promises that, any day now, the refugees will be
transfered to "settlement" camps in Sicily and on the Italian mainland.
Hundreds of new refugees are arriving on Lampedusa daily (Hey, I know
that doll - - - why, isn't that Brigitte Bardot?!). »
» »
The
Gun Control Act of 1968 was passed in the final months of that year. It would prove to be the last gasp of glorious
Great
Society legislation. Employees of the United States Treasury Department
were
given extraordinary authority to regulate and prohibit both the sale
and
the particular variety of firearms, something that the federal
government, up until that time,
had been absolutely barred from so doing because of the strictures of
the United
States Constitution. In 1968, authority to control firearms was claimed
under
the catch-all provisions of the interstate commerce clause. Fast
forward
to 2010 and 2011 : two US federal employees are killed in
Arizona and
Mexico by firearms supplied to Mexican criminals by agents of the
Bureau of
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF). As
incredible as it may seem to the terminally naïve,
Mexican criminals,
having minimal identification, were sold these firearms by gun dealers
licensed
by the AFT. It plainly seems that certain
corrupt AFT agents had leaned heavily on these nervous dealers, who are
closely
regulated, telling them to sell firearms to the ATF’s Mexican buddies,
who, of
course, had been and still are greasing AFT agents on a regular basis. So
far
this is a mid-level scandal within the Obama Administration which
doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Obama officials
are denying everything and covering up all they can - - - the obvious
evidence being
that ATF agents are quite happy to be in the pay of the Mexican
cartels. Republicans
in the House promise that they will get to the bottom of this
“horrific”
scandal. Obama Administration officials
equally promise - - - among themselves, of course - - - to keep their
mouths
shut tighter than a mouse’s asshole, if they are forced to testify in
front of
a House sub-committee. Bet all your
money on the Obama people winning and the Republicans losing, if &
when any
governmental pissing match takes place within those "hallowed halls!" Calling Mr. Oswald with the swastika tattoo, There is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo. Carving "V" for "vandal" on the guilty boy's head, When he's had enough of that, maybe you'll take him to bed? To teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead! (CHORUS) Turn up the TeeVee, no one listening will suspect --- Even your mother won't detect it --- so your father won't know! They think that I've got no respect but Everything is less than zero! Hey, oo hey-ey! Hey, oo hey-ey! Oswald and his sister are doing it again, They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen; They've got a thousand variations, every service with a smile : They're gonna take a little break and they'll be back after a while. Well, I hear that South America is coming into style! (REPEAT CHORUS) A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor. Mr. Oswald said he had an understanding with the law. He said he heard about a couple living in the USA; He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet! Let's talk about the future, now we've put the past away. LESS THAN ZERO --- Elvis Costello. March 28, 2011 » La vraie force c'est qui protège . . . . . . more
or
less,
the Obama doctrine of military use (true force
protects) in its very
essence. A dyed-in-the-wool Leftist, such as François
Mitterrand, liked to invoke this little bon mot every time he called up the
Foreign Legion and sent the old corps off to some pesthole in Africa.
Still & all, getting bombed or being shot at is not most people's
idea of being protected.
March
27,
2011
» Presidential Ghostwriters . . .. . . Mark Twain & US
Grant. Ted Sorensen & Jack Kennedy. Bill Ayers & Barry Soetoro.
March
25,
2011
» Disunited
States
of
The Cluster Fuck.As word of the tissue paper nature of
US Immigration law becomes, more & more with each passing day,
international common knowledge, grotesque advantage is taken of
statutes that were never revised after passage of the Immigration Act
of 1965. Before that date, a tourist from the Third World was
required to submit proof that the issuance of an internal American
travel visa would not be flouted. This was accomplished by supplying
proof of "locus of arrival," usually at a hotel; for when a holder of a
tourist visa checked out of a hotel, where he had been staying, the
proprietor was required to obtain the new address or next hotel address
to which the tourist would be going (if the travel visa holder was
returning overseas, showing a boat or plane departure ticket at the
desk would do). If the hotel staff ignored US Immigration Law,
pre-1965, they were liable to be charged with aiding and abetting
illegal immigration into the US and conceivably could wind up in the
federal penitentiary upon conviction (things usually did not work out
this way, hotel management would simply fire a bumbling employee would
failed to obtain a travel visa holder's next address or note down the
foreign travelers immediate port of departure).
March
24,
2011
» Nous avons acheté la maison
malgré son prix . . .That was then, this is now : in the new America of the Third World Cluster Fuck, we have Maternity Hotels, so that holders of a short-term US travel visa are able to have a baby in style & comfort and apply for welfare bennies as soon as the stork arrives! One such place, that has been belatedly shut down, is situated in San Gabriel, California. Overnight it seemed, on an upscale street, three swanky townhouses were turned into bustling maternity wards! The 24/7 foot-traffic grew so hectic that the original property owners of the quiet suburban subdivision complained to City Hall. The mayor
of San Gabriel was forced to choose between permanent property-tax
payers and transient Third Worlders, who were using town services to
the point of distraction & and to the ultimate end of municipal
bankruptcy. But you can tell San Gabriel's mayor is very sorry he had
to act --- after all is not the good ole US of A meant to be the
universal welcome mat for the Third World?! San Gabriel Mayor David
Gutierrez said as much (and there must have been tears streaming down
his face when it said it!) : They [maternity
tourists] should certainly be commended for looking out for the
future welfare of their children but we need to be very careful, that
as a result, it doesn't impact services and the quality of life that we
provide for U.S. residents. (Cue the hearts &
flowers! Strike up the weeping violins!).
. . . (au bout du chemin) . . . Barry has steered us upon the
rocks & reefs of national economic calamity while wearing a smile
and never seeming to break a sweat! For more info, CLICK
HERE & HERE.
March
23,
2011
» . . . With Apologies to Lord Acton . . .. . . Regarding the present-day
incumbent in the White House - - - Power
bores
and
Absolute Power bores absolutely.
March
22,
2011
» . . . No Entry Strategy.It
is next to impossible to coherently comment on a society when that
society is in
the process of being sacked and perverted by barbarians. When all is said and done, the
US/NATO/UN/FRENCH That’s
the
complicated
explanation. The true
explanation may be nothing more than the extremely painful fact that
Barry
considers bombing from air and sea to be simply other forms of applied
social
work. With each passing day, the strings
on the puppet in the White House move into deeper focus.
Between Wall Street and the Pentagon, a bloody
fight must break out every morning to see who gets to play
puppet-master until
the sun goes down . . . Remember
when
the
Reverend Al Sharpton wanted to change the name of New York to
Martin
Luther King City? Taking a page from
that book, all club members should write to their Congressman
immediately and
suggest that the name of the United States of America be changed to
Airstrip
One! Heard
on
the
street in Jersey City : The way things are
going in Trenton, pretty soon a pack of cigarettes is gonna cost more
than a bag of dope!
March
21,
2011
» Cynicism
in
France.Yesterday
a
fed-up
non-voter proclaimed : Politics is rotten,
particularly in our so-called democracy. I no longer believe in these
men or these women, who pretend to be sincere and honest!
March
2o,
2011
» Mars Needs Moms (The Washingtonian
Version).In
2007 a Martian, in a spaceship, lands on a rooftop in Honolulu.
The first thing he does is go into a post office
with a forged document that he bought on eBay, called a “Certification
of Live
Birth.” The clerk behind the window refuses to issue him a US
Passport and chases
him into the lobby with a whisk broom.
In
2008
the
Martian, who calls himself Barry Soetoro, goes to Chicago and
meets a
woman there, who, in a very tender love scene, confesses that she feels
extremely guilty about having thunder thighs. She
resolves,
right
then and there, that the man she marries and the
children she
gives birth to, in the not too distant the future, will be fed nothing
but
broccoli for dessert and raised on a main diet of green legumes. After beating Hillary Clinton in the primary
and John McCain in the general, the Martian, who still calls himself
Barry Soetoro,
installs a greenback printing press in the White House basement, oiled
by his evil
hunchback servant, called “The Bernank.” He
also
grants,
with a wave of a magic wand, Universal
Health Care to
the citizenry of the United States but issues waivers to 95% of the
entire population, just six months later. But the real trouble starts
when Barry tells “The
Bernank” to knock off printing money for a while and start printing
healthcare waivers so he can go “up” in the opinion polls, which have
been running against him lately. ATTENTION : SPOILER WARNING - - - One
morning Barry wakes up to find that “The Bernank” has
kidnapped the thunder thighs woman and their children.
He is confused and asks VP Joe Biden where they
might have gone. Biden says : 'Mars.' Barry finds this a perfectly reasonable
explanation. Having
already
abolished
NASA, Barry mails a letter to Vladimir Putin, telling
the
Russian leader that he must have a seat on the next Soviet space
shuttle to
Your Anus with stops along the way. Vladimir
responds
by
sending an express envelope carried by a mangy Siberian
Husky (wearing sunglasses & and a derby). The
response
is
but one word : ‘NO.’ Barry
must
find
another way to get to Mars and rescue the thunder thighs
woman and
their children . . . The
Distance
between
Tokyo, Japan & Portland, Oregon is 4,820 miles.
The Distance between Tokyo & New York is 6,735.
March
15,
2011
» Another Third World Apotheosis ...The
Los Angeles Police Department has recently taken the liberty of
revising hard & fast California legal procedures regarding the
impounding vehicles driven by unlicensed drivers.
Now an LAPD police officer can exercise “discretion”
when proceeding. This now means an
unlicensed driver will be permitted to go on his merry way after being
issued
only an appearance ticket. Such is the
inevitable slippery slope of corruption that happens when a First World
society
bends its old laws to accommodate the new attitudes of the Third World. Not
only
are
LA police officers now afforded a legislative privilege, once
reserved
exclusively for the elected representatives of the people, meeting in
assembly at
Sacramento, a new avenue of corruption is also newly open to the boys
&
girls in Blue : as the rank-and-file of the LAPD mirrors, more and
more, the
racial makeup of the citizenry of Los Angeles, any exercise of
“discretion”
will usually be accompanied by payment of a little bribe à la Tijuana --- and any
White, foolish
enough to drive unlicensed on the streets of the city, will not only
have his
vehicle confiscated and impounded, but will likely be arrested and
locked up for
the sake of First World propriety, i.e., proof that the old “White” law
is still
being enforced. This new Third World
state of affairs is what the late Sam Francis once dubbed
“anarcho-tyranny.” Lindsay
Lohan
and
her friends had better watch out! It’s
open hunting season on any motorist who comes close to fitting the
all-points description
of being pale and freckled while driving! Last
night, when the world wasn’t watching, the House Republican leadership
agreed
again to postpone the day of 2010-11 budget reckoning until April 8th. Despite
the
fact
that party grassroots are
literally chomping at the bit to shut down the federal government (they would like to
junk large swathes of it,
as a matter of fact!), the Republicans in the House get to
push their smoke
and mirrors budget “cuts” of $60 billion for a few weeks more. There
will
have
to be at least $250 billion in budget cuts for the roving
Democrat
freak show of over-paid White government workers, Third Worlders, and
race-quota hustlers to even get the Dems. to utter a mild collective
ouch. It is all such a waste of time and
this speaks
to a moment of about two years ago when the Republican grassroots made
a crucial
wrong turn : they became the “Tea Party,” content merely with running
intermural
skirmishes within the Republican apparatus. Even
though
the
Republicans managed to pick up 63 House
seats and gain control
of that body, the party is still in the same, old defenestrated state
(circa 1933 & FDR),
and like the donkey of the ancient proverb, cannot decide between the
meal bowl and the water trough, until, when all is said & done, the
poor beast starves to death. There would
seem to be a better way but Republican capitulation is never pretty,
usually
ending very ugly in its certain downfall. A
second
choice
of two years ago would have been not to choose insurgency
but outright
rebellion, starting a new third party from scratch. If that pathway had
been
chosen by “Tea Partiers,” the Republicans would not have taken control
of the
House and would therefore not be in power today. But
are
they
really in power these days,
being so timid as to scream at the approach of a wavering Democrat
shadow? A party can be in power but not in
charge ---
just look at those pathetic Republicans! A
party can be out of power but gain on its object slowly
---- and in
the hands of a leadership possessing a moral spine and coherent
principles : for all intents and purposes,
the
Republicans ain’t such an animal by any reckoning! In
this morning’s Wall Street
Journal,
Peggy Noonan wonders why Donald Rumsfeld’s recently released memoir is
so
bereft of anything of consequence and so lacking in even the slightest
smidgen
of interest. What particularly
bothers
her is Rumsfeld’s failure to explain why, after September 11th, the US
Military somehow managed to let Osama-bin-Missing escape from the
Afghan caves. And
this bothers dear Peggy no end! It never
occurs to Ms. Noonan that the events in Washington and New York on
September 11th were False Flag operations. The
biggest
tipoff
occurred
at the Pentagon, where the old Sherlock Holmes
observation about "the dog that didn’t bark" applies in all its
devilish glory : there were
no huge Pratt & Whitney or Rolls-Royce turbo-fan engines on the
Pentagon
lawn to be seen, nor was there much in the way of large pieces of
debris from a jet
airliner, which would have naturally been evidence of an air-crash
there. The diameter of the hole, where
the hijacked aircraft was supposed to have pierced the side of the
Pentagon,
after having hopped and crawled along the Pentagon lawn like an
inebriated grasshopper,
measured no more than 16 feet from left to right. One
would
think
that a plane, having a much wider height
and girth, would have caused the outer facing
of the façade to crumble upon impact; but local news footage
shows that the
bruised side of the Pentagon remained whole and entire for more than 20
minutes
before it collapsed. Also, the fuselage
of the average commercial airliner would have broken up into
innumerable pieces, for the most part,
long before it could come to rest within the building’s third
core-ring, etc.
Peggy
Noonan,
needless
to say, doesn’t mention any of the physical aspects of
the
bombing at the Pentagon on September 11th. What
seems
to
frost her most is that the October,
2001 invasion of Afghanistan appears to have been purposely bungled,
like
something merely meant to be the first salvo in a drawn-out propaganda
campaign, perpetrated so the country
would be prepared for an invasion of Iraq, 17 months later, all
supposedly because Saddam had
yellow cake and was fixing to use it in a nuclear weapon fired at the
US. In fact this is precisely what the
initial folderol
over Osama-bin-Missing was meant to be. Just
a
paltry
little opening act before the main event of
March, 2003.
Learn to put 2 & 2 together, Peg --- it ain’t that hard! ![]() When
Joan
Collins
wrote in her autobiography, Past
Imperfect, that June Allyson was practically a But
if
one
describes politicians, from both sides of the aisle, as being
like raw
sewage, kicking back from a broken pipe, how is one being unfair,
especially nowadays? The lies and
multi-faceted deceit of the Great Society
days are now coming home to roost in the form of chickens that are the
size of flaming
monsters! Sometimes people are just
plain short and gloriously giddy, particularly when they wear high
heels and favor “Peter
Pan” collars! In
the Western world the patience of almost-dead White people seems to be
wearing very
thin : yesterday comes news that more than 600 people in Birkenhead,
England
tried to make a group “citizen’s arrest” of a “bad” Judge at a tax
trial. On this side of the pond,
the meaningless haggling, over a measly
$60 billion in “budget cuts,” continues to maunder along in the U.S.
Congress like
a constipated tortoise. One has to shake
one's self out of an involuntary dream-state to remember that when this
year’s
budget breathes its last, on September 30th, the federal budget will
be at least $1.6 trillion out of balance! Just
consider
the
Johnson-era Medicaid program : in 1996 federal
expenditures on it
were “only” $8 billion; in 2008 federal expenditures for Medicaid had
risen to $299
billion (remember, the several states are expected to match, 50-50,
Washington’s
Medicaid expenses)! Alice, The March Hare, The Mad Hatter, The Walrus
& The
Carpenter, The Red Queen, etc. all seem to have taken up residence in
Washington, DC and now strut the floor of Congress, just one step ahead
of the men in
white coats! How long will the general
populace tolerate this general insanity?! How long will the US Dollar
hold up
before its final disintegration?! On
the morning after Jimmy Carter's so-called "Malaise Speech" (July 15,
1979), there was a general notion afoot in the land that the country
was slipping into a period of widening chaos. The Iran hostage
crisis was still a few months away.
March
7,
2011
» The
Transnational
Media
Swindle Continues ...After what seemed to be the ravings of a madman, on that hot July night, the Carter Presidency then seemed well & truly finished : the man in the Oval Office had become a figure of derision and contempt. The overall significance of the "Malaise Speech" seemed to point to the hard fact that the President had completely lost touch with Reality and had willfully gone off into a wild fantasy world of his own making. Is the present-day occupant of the White House in imminent danger of experiencing as abrupt a dizzying descent and final fall into a Carter-esque, belly-flop swoon of political fortune? How does the transnational media get
away with printing & broadcasting phony government jobs numbers,
month after month & year after year? Is the transnational
media really the US government, à
la the Soviet model? CLICK
HERE to discover just how cooked up and warmed over the government
job statistics really are.
March
5,
2011
» Sheila!¼ + ½ + ¾ = 0 ![]() The
results
are
in! --- by unanimous consent! --- the worst Congress-person
in the History of the Known Universe, Big Fat Miss Thing Personified :
SHEILA JACKSON LEE !!! You Go, Girl! Yeah!
March
5,
2011
» "Let My People Go!"Eric Holder's (current US Attorney
General & ex-bagman for Marc Rich) recent crack about "My People" has provoked much comment among White
people, who, on the whole, find this line of thinking very troubling if
they are being completely honest with themselves; this is mostly likely
the case because all
the
wrong
people have managed
to finagle jobs in Washington, D. C. (District of Criminals?) ---
thanks exclusively to skin
color and political muscle.
March
2,
2011
» We
Don't
Need
No Stinkin' Government (Part 463).Yesterday the nation-state of Belgium
entered the Guinness World Book of Records by going 261-days
without an elected government. Republicans, stop kneading your
hands about the prospect of a government shutdown! If the Sprouts can
do it , so can we!
March
2,
2011
» This Generation's Harold Stassen?Since
Newt
Gingrich
was throughly
repudiated by his own party in November of 1998, he has worked
full-time as a lobbyist, most remuneratively for Israel. In the
propaganda period of War for Iraq (Sept., 2001 - March, 2003) fat
Newtie was all gung-ho for taking care of Saddam and then bombing the
Martians afterwards.
Feb.
28,
2011
» They
Hate
Us
because We Pay Our Taxes ...It looks like the candidate nobody wants is about to go for the gold in 2012! Nobody wanted Harold Stassen, either. He ran for President in 1948, 1952, 1964, 1968, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, & 2000. Harold Stassen could not declare his candidacy in 2004 because he was already dead : a hard fact that sort of rearranged his long-standing political plans. The West Coast Press has been making
hay of the fact that Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa wants to
build a 6-ft. fence around the city mansion in which he resides.
Mayor Villaraigosa, being a Democrat, has objected to the very idea of
building a fence along California border with Mexico. Closer to home,
the Mayor says that the current short fence ( 3½ feet) is not
tall enough because single citizens & large groups have climbed
over it and sat on the Mayor's precious lawn, usually to protest
ongoing municipal budget cuts.
February
25,
2011
» Charlie
Sheen
Gets
Fired.The "Spirit of 911" seems to be dying by inches. The False Flag events in Washington & New York, almost 10 years ago, seem now to be only remembered as a paltry excuse for crooked politicians to increase their private security details & "defensive" perimeters. Right after September 11, 2001 our elected officials eagerly festooned themselves with phalanxes of body guards before condemning more than 4,000 US men and women to die in the March, 2003 Invasion & interminable Occupation of Iraq (are you happy now, Mr. Curveball?) --- a harebrained scheme of an invasion that even Defense Sec. Robert Gates has recently repudiated! Hey, Mr. Mayor, build that wall with Mexico first before you spend more taxpayer dollars on your wasteful self! One thing stands above all in Hollywood
since Schmuel Gelbfisz went West : actors are always to be considered
the hired help & nothing more. Any actor, no matter how much
he or she makes, and who breaches this hard & fast rule, must be
shown the door and pronto. While listening to Alex Jones's interview
with tinsel town's favorite wildman yesterday, it crossed my mind that
maybe Charlie Sheen just might turn out to be a one-time exception to
this ironclad rule. Silly me. Charlie, you will never see 1 million +
per TeeVee episode again as long as you live!
February
24,
2011
» The Answer is Simple ...The reason why a greedy teachers' union
in Wisconsin has become the cynosure of national press attention is
obvious : something is happening somewhere in the United States.
Meanwhile in Washington, DC House Republicans pretend that cutting a
measly $60 billion from a national budget which is 1.6 trillion dollars
in deficit is doing something, while the Democrats in the Senate
pretend to be in opposition to these "drastic cuts." Next week the
circus comes to town ... lions & tigers & monkeys! Will you
take me, Mommy?
Feb.
24,
2011
» The High Priest of
Shinto Incoherence ...Granted
that our most recent three Presidents have been stooges of Wall Street
and the
Pentagon, and pretty much fell apart politically during their time in
office : Clinton
(Lewinsky); Bush (Webster’s Dictionary); and now Obama (no Birth
Certificate)
--- but the first two fell apart by degrees; since the Republicans took
possession of the house on January 5th, Barry has launched a campaign
of utter
incoherence as if the eardrums of the American people could be combated
and won
over by the constant speaking of total nonsense! Yes,
we
have
the evidence : his flop of the State of the Union address, his
Orwellian
budget cuts that promise to raise the deficit to jillions of fiat
dollars while reducing spending on the margins, his
empty threats against Egypt, Libya and so forth. What
we
seem
to be witnessing is the collapse
of an old ideology, proclaimed in the damp recesses of the Finland
Station and
tried and tried and failed, over & over again, innumerable times
since 1917.
Scratch that, not so much an ideology as a religion, in practice, not
yet 100
years old, but a religion that has pride of place above all other
ideologies,
which became earthly political religions during the 20th Century. Let
me
tell
you, Barry-in-front-of-the-microphone has become a painfully
frustrating spectacle to watch. It must
be the agony of a bloody little Via Dolorosa for the man himself, but
he seems
to be quite unconscious of the ridiculous figure he cuts when he goes
out in
public and opens his mouth which, these days, is an all too frequent
occurrence! Barry's
new
press
secretary, Jay Carney, seems to be always either constipated
and on
the verge or pleading the Fifth. This
underling seems to passionately hate his job and ready to quit at any
moment at
the drop of a hat! Perhaps, of all Barry’s
Chi-town pals, Jeremiah Wright said it best : the chickens
have come home to roost! Just
days before the November 2nd election, on October 30th, staffers tried
to get
their boss, Congressman David Wu of Oregon, admitted to a mental
hospital in
either Portland, Oregon or Washington, DC. It
seems
that
the long-term Congressman and big fan of
Star Trek had
gone on a prolonged drinking binge --- and Congressman Wu is famous for
his prolonged
drinking binges. Wu’s personal
psychiatrist was called in hopes of getting his prize patient to agree
to a
temporary committal in a plush bughouse. But Wu refused to be locked
up. Congressman
Wu needn't have worried : he would handily defeat his Republican
challenger in
the election, days later. Congressman
Wu’s
constituents
are used to
seeing their
favorite elected representative stagger around in public shitfaced.
That way,
they know he cares! But staffers had been quite concerned that their
boss
would make a bigger fool of himself than usual --- they immediately
shut down
the campaign and put Wu under wraps (rumor has it that on the Oct. 31,
Nov. 1,
& Nov 2, they hid Wu in a Portland multiplex where they let him
watch all
the movies and rationed out just enough Old Grand Dad® to keep him
happy [it’s better
than goofballs or straight medication, don’t you know!]). A
Democrat
Congressman
drunk and out of his mind?! That
just
sounds like simply par for the
course to me! If
the current “budget battle” between the President and the Republicans
in the House of
Representatives smacks of edutainment, perhaps it most likely is : that
there
should be a political set-to over a measly $60 billion in “budget
cuts,” when
this fiscal year's deficit will probably exceed $1.6 trillion, is a
real knee-slapper. The
Republicans
in
the House may be using their $60 billion in budget cuts
as a
test case, much in the way a 15-year-old teenybopper might use a pimply
boy in
her homeroom class as a practice boyfriend. The
Republicans
seem
to be worried about, above all, how
the
transnational media will react to the tiny tentative cuts that they
propose, with seven months to go in the fiscal year. Come
October
1st,
if the Republicans are to get serious at the start of a
fresh, new fiscal
year, they would try to exact bold cuts of at least $500 billion, if they
are truly in earnest about taking a whack out of the Democrats’ 2009
bloated, socialist
baseline, which was instituted under cover of the “stimulus”
package (remember "shovel
ready jobs?" --- the only stuff being shoveled two years ago was the
kind that falls naturally
from the digestive ends of cows). Right
now,
begging
for a measly $60 billion in cuts is doing the teenybopper
thing
with that practice boyfriend. The kisses
never go French and those pimply, roving fingers never dare to go below
the shoulder blades. If
our fair debutante were to be presented with a real man, she’d run away
screaming, sobbing big tears. Remember, boys & girls, it's so
important to keep in mind that Mitt Romney came in second in the CPAC
straw poll, not that Ron Paul came in first! You see, Ron Paul
is completely nuts (he thinks that the Federal Reserve System is
unconstitutional, just like Andrew Jackson thought that the Second Bank
of the United States was unconstitutional right before he defied
Congress and pulled out all US Treasury gold deposits from Biddle's
Bank and then started his own sub-Treasury system of government
banking).
Remember, boys & girls, Andrew Jackson was a slave-holder but Mitt Romney wants to increase legal immigration into the United States from the wonderful Third World (now going at a clip of 2 million of truly deserving, non-hateful, non-White people per annum and there are plenty more where they came from and they will all vote for the Democrats, even before they are made into US citizens!). Mitt Romney is therefore not a Racist but Ron Paul = Andrew Jackson. Now put your heads down on your desks, boys & girls --- it's nap time! Free milk & cookies in 15 minutes! |