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March 26, 2009 --- Fixating on Spendalicious. It
is hard not to be fixated on our first Illegal Alien President ---
afterall, he is a world-class goofball. When he doesn't have a screen
to read or a text to touch, he says the most incredible things. But
fixating on Spendalicious is dangerous --- afterall, he is just a
puppet in search of good times; bad times are guaranteed to a nation of
idiots who find comfort in the inane, weasel words of the nationally
ridiculous Puppet Show. History repeats for the unwary : October, 1944
was a lovely month in Manila ( Philippines ), if one kept looking
constantly up at the sky; the Manila streets were littered, however,
with the bloated bodies of dead animals and men, covered with a thick
coating of worthless, 10¢ Japanese Occupation notes. October, 1944
in Manila was again the place for the serial resurrection of Alfred E.
Neuman. Don't think it can't happen here. Self-hypnosis is a disease
that can strike anywhere.
Mar. 26, 2009 --- The Enormous, Sucking, Vacuum-Cleaner for the Banking System. The Democrats in Washington want to give over more power to the Federal Reserve Bank, a private cartel. Just the opposite remedy is indicated : the Federal Reserve Bank needs to be Socialized or Nationalized ( take your pick of word-choice ), not given more power! Another golden nugget from Matt Taibbi's Rolling Stone article:
... None other than disgraced Senator Ted Stevens was the poor sap who made the unpleasant discovery that if Congress didn't like the Fed handing trillions of dollars to banks without any oversight, Congress could apparently go fuck itself — or so said the law. When Stevens asked the GAO about what authority Congress has to monitor the Fed, he got back a letter citing an obscure statute that nobody had ever heard of before: the Accounting and Auditing Act of 1950. The relevant section, 31 USC 714(b), dictated that congressional audits of the Federal Reserve may not include "deliberations, decisions and actions on monetary policy matters." The exemption, as [ Paul-Martin ] Foss, [an aide to Congressman Ron Paul ], notes, "basically includes everything." According to the law, in other words, the Fed simply cannot be audited by Congress. Or by anyone else, for that matter...
Mar. 25, 2009 --- They Danced on the Day They Shot the Old, Mangy Dog. On Nov. 5, 1999 Congress overwhelmingly voted to abolish the Glass-Steagall Act. It was said that Wall Street would always be King and that the US Dollar would always be the World's Reserve Currency. Click Here for the gory and pathetic details.
March 23, 2009 --- A Scam. In Rolling Stone, Matt Taibbi has an in-depth article about the Bankster looting that when on under Clinton, Bush, and now, Spendalicious ( Click Here ). A small excerpt :
... In the biggest joke of all, Cassano's [ AIG ] wheeling and dealing was regulated by the Office of Thrift Supervision, an agency that would prove to be defiantly uninterested in keeping watch over [AIG's] operations. How a behemoth like AIG came to be regulated by the little-known and relatively small OTS is yet another triumph of the [ deregulated ] instinct. Under another law passed in 1999, certain kinds of holding companies could choose the OTS as their regulator, provided they owned one or more thrifts (better known as savings-and-loans). Because the OTS was viewed as more compliant than the Fed or the Securities and Exchange Commission, companies rushed to reclassify themselves as thrifts. In 1999, AIG purchased a thrift in Delaware and managed to get approval for OTS regulation of its entire operation ...
Mar. 21, 2009 --- The Messiah. The Jerk. Change has come. Hey, wait a second, wasn't George W. Bush ...
March 17, 2009 --- Watch Repairman Desperately Needed. Dick Morris, the world-class pundit, has just discovered that Barry Spendalicious, self-proclaimed Citizen of the World & self-hating Socialist, is an incompetent and a dunce( Click Here ). Check your watch, Dick. It appears to be running slow.
March 17, 2009 --- A Campaign Issue for 2012? Who will be the first candidate for Secretary of State --- sometimes an elective office in the lower 48 --- who will make a campaign issue of the fact that Barry Spendalicious is lacking a Birth Certificate ( id est : proof that our Socialist Saviour & God Head was actually born in the United States )? Usually the Secretary of State of ( fill in the blank ) is a ho-hum job but if a politician, running for the office, promises to deny President Spendalicious ballot access if he refuses to come across with the necessary 10 buck gov. document, then Spendalicious has a possible, future problem. Presidential Candidates have been bounced for being too young or too foreign before Spendalicious blew onto the political scene. Unless Barry can prove that he is the love child of Martin Luther King's union with a white prostitute ( read Ralph Abernathy ), Spendalicious might just be kicked off the ballot in more than one state, come 2012!
Mar. 16, 2009 --- They Hate Us Because They Hate Our Freedoms ( News Flash ). When two Jersey Girls wound up in Hospital Emergency Rooms recently after having undergone the follicle-assaulting process known as Brazilian Waxing, also known as Bikini Wax, which in Brazilian Portuguese is called " the complete groin ( newswire translation ), " the New Jersey Board of Cosmetology & Hairstyling --- I kid you not, there is such an organization but they can't carry guns --- promises that it will revoke the operating license of any New Jersey Beauty Parlor practicing this dangerous process on its clients. The Brazilian Waxing process is strictly against the law in the state of New Jersey. It cannot even be used on lab rats.
Ever Since We Ran the Story about New Jersey Brazilian Waxing, We Have Been
Having Noticeable Technical Difficulties at the Site. Clubbers are Advised to Hang in
There During This Exceedingly Rough Period. The Struggle Against Slippage,
Here at the Club, is an Unceasing One ( Women of the World, Unite! --- You Have
Nothing to Lose under the Spendalicious Regime But Your Bra Straps! ).
The Ides of March, 2009 --- ( 21st Century Schizoid Man!!! ) There is one true thing about not having a Birth Certificate ( Plucked out of a Foundling Home in Alabama? Born in the best British Colonial Hospital in all of Kenya? ) --- it puts you in a permanently confused state. Last week Barry Spendalicious was cribbing from FDR; he kept maundering on and on about FEAR being an altogether bad thing ( the Capitalist Red Chinese had just said that they were worried about their US Treasury Bonds --- they hold about a Trillion $s worth! --- and that these US debt instruments may someday go poof and turn into confetti ). The week before Spendalicious couldn't stop poor-mouthing the Dow Jones, saying that it was nothing more than a two-bit tracking poll. There is another true thing about Spendalicious : his Oracle will never be inhabited by the Goddess of Lucidity!
Mar. 10, 2009 --- Private Silver Dollars ( Better Than Green Paper ). This is what is bound to happen in Obamaland when our fiat currency, The Federal Reserve Note ( 1913 - ? ), becomes worthless because of self-inflicted hyper-inflation ( Click Here ). What's that you say, Barry? You hear your blood Brother and fellow Socialist, Robert Mugabe, calling?
Mar. 8, 2009 --- A Choked Chicken in Every Sink. A Low-Rider in Every Garage. July of 2008 will be remembered as the time that the federal government of the United States nationalized the American mortgage industry when Congress allowed the Treasury Dept. to " backstop " the failing bonds of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to the tune of some 500 Billion Dollars ( Hank Paulson got on the phone to the Red Chinese and swore up and down that we, the US Taxpayer, were good for it all ). But July, 2008 was not the precise moment at which this Third-World Dog's Breakfast of house loans to Illegal Aliens and American Paupers started to come unglued. The first signs became evident in 2005 after the US Central Bank ( the Federal Reserve System [ a private banking cartel ] ) had started pumping up the money supply three years earlier --- and banks like WaMu were not the only culprits ( my favorite WaMu story? --- the loan officer who was handing out subprime mortgages and running a heroin operation on the side! ). The FHA ( Federal Housing Administration ) had started to wet its filthy beak in the mortgage business in a big way in 2005. It had been encouraged to do so by the Bush Administration ( no Illegal Mexican without an East LA hacienda put on John Q. Dope's tab! ). The spiral into degradation would be predictable : in 2006, FHA mortgages made up a mere 2% of all mortgages issued; in 2009, in the Era of Obamarama Mama Drama, FHA mortgages have zoomed to 33% of all mortgage loans issued and raising at a supersonic rate. Of all outstanding FHA mortgages there has been a 300% increase in " virgin " mortgages over the three year period of 2006-2009 ( " virgin " mortgages are loans on which only the first monthly payment or no monthly payment whatsoever has ever been made --- in other words, these FHA mortgages went into default from the get-go. ) This morning's Washington Post has all the gory details ( Click Here ). Just think of it, gentle reader, in July, 2008 the politicians promised that the most the US taxpayer could stand to lose on dud mortgages for the Illegal & Broke was a piddy-diddy 25 Billion Smackeroos. In the Era of Obamarama Mama Drama, it looks like Trillions, an exploding boodle as far as the eye can see!
March 7, 2009 --- The Rocket Fuel League. This promises to be a bad year for Major
League Baseball. The clouds started to gather about a month ago when
A-Tard or A-Hole ( take your pick or make up a new nickname for the
precious Rodriguez on your own ) was exposed as a Steroids cheat.
Baseball's " best " player is just another run-of-the-mill product,
popped fully bulked from Jose Conseco's Frankenstein's anus. That
A-Tard or A-Hole will be forced to take a leisurely tour of his many
mansions for the next 4 months is a felicitous development which should
be deemed a blessing rather than a curse ( " Hey, I wonder what
Madonna's doing?" : says Alex as he contemplates his bellybutton ). The
Rodriguez breakdown has come right on schedule --- do you remember the
year Barry Bonds lost because his legs folded up after he overdosed on
Mark McGwire's Little Helper? Things can only get worse as ballpaylers
abandon Steroids and cycle into Human Growth Hormone as the Rocket Fuel
of choice. The Commissioner's Office now has a never-ending headache on
its hands. It was too simple to take a pee-cup and run it over to the
local lab for a quick-check, in order to ferret out any trace of
chemical mimics. To detect elevated levels of HGH requires the regular
and precise drawing of blood, something the player's union simply will
not allow, let alone countenance. Roger Maris ( 61 in '61! ) is
laughing in his grave!
March 6, 2009 --- Trying to Catch a Curveball. In
the pre-Steroids era, Jim Bunning had a Hall of Fame pitching career.
He had to face the likes of Ted Williams & Mickey Mantle. He was in
awe of these athletic giants, he is proud to say. In this morning's New
York Times, there is a unfaltering profile of Jim Bunning, now a
grizzled lion in cantankerous old age, and now a US Senator from
Kentucky ( Click
Here ). It appears that Senator Bunning considers his
colleagues to be Pipsqueaks who do not merit his slightest attention (
in 1964, in his first season with the Philadelphia Phillies, Bunning
pitched a Perfect Game, the first National League pitcher to accomplish
such a feat in 84 years! ). It also appears that the Republican
leadership is trying to discourage Senator Bunning from running for
re-election next year. The leadership hints broadly that Bunning is a
Nutjob. Do you remember way back last Summer when Senator Bunning
declared that the Nationalization of Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac was
but the first step on the road to Socialism ( " just like they do
things in France, " said Senator Bunning back then ). Yep, without
doubt, a Nutjob!
Jim Bunning Gets Ready to Take the Mound in Old Yankee Stadium.
Mar. 4, 2009 --- You're Asking Me Why Bobby Abreu Only
Got 5 Mil.? Answer : The reason Bobby Abreu managed to
snag only a 5 million dollar contract ( with the Walt Disney Angels )
for just one year in the Bigs is
simply because he is at the tail-end of his career and he has always
been
perceived to be a Latin American Steroids & HGH user, who has never
been caught.
To watch Bobby Abreu timorously play the Right Field Wall in
not-so-old, refurbished Yankee Stadium ( 1976 - 2008 ) is to witness
what the Cowardly Lion looks like in pinstripes.
March 1, 2009 --- What Makes Barry So Special? Róger Calero ran for President on the Socialist Workers' Party ticket in 2004 & 2008. Because he was born in Nicaragua, several Secretaries of State refused their official approval, forbidding Róger to be on the Socialist Workers' Party Presidential line in their states' voting booths. Afterall, it goes to figure, Róger Calero is a " foreign-sounding " name, unlike, say, Barack Obama --- and when Róger was unable to produce a US Birth Certificate, which would prove that he was born " naturally " in the United States, well, he was unceremoniously pushed down the electoral trap-door. Don't despair, Róger! 2012 is practically around the corner, in tortoise years anyway. Just get your Homies to book a flight to Honolulu and then buy someone else's Certificate of Live Birth, PhotoShop® it, put it on the internet, and you'll win by a landslide! When all is said and done, c'est vous Róger, who's the real Socialist; it is Barry, who's the true Phony!
Feb. 25, 2009 --- A Scene from the Prophet's Early Childhood. When he was in the Third Grade, every student in the Young Prophet's class was asked what he or she would do for Indonesia when he or she grew up. Each student, in turn, expounded upon their wild, impractical, child-like dreams that caused their teacher to laugh and smile at every bit of these infantile instances of sweet cuteness. When the time came at hand that the Prophet ( Barry Sutorro ) was called upon to speak, he said but one word : Nunya, and flashed his teeth. Nunya?, said Barry's teacher, with a quizzical look upon her face; Nunya business, the Young Prophet replied, and thenceforth sat down. Praise be to Allah, the Most Merciful.
Jim Bunning Gets Ready to Take the Mound in Old Yankee Stadium.
March 1, 2009 --- What Makes Barry So Special? Róger Calero ran for President on the Socialist Workers' Party ticket in 2004 & 2008. Because he was born in Nicaragua, several Secretaries of State refused their official approval, forbidding Róger to be on the Socialist Workers' Party Presidential line in their states' voting booths. Afterall, it goes to figure, Róger Calero is a " foreign-sounding " name, unlike, say, Barack Obama --- and when Róger was unable to produce a US Birth Certificate, which would prove that he was born " naturally " in the United States, well, he was unceremoniously pushed down the electoral trap-door. Don't despair, Róger! 2012 is practically around the corner, in tortoise years anyway. Just get your Homies to book a flight to Honolulu and then buy someone else's Certificate of Live Birth, PhotoShop® it, put it on the internet, and you'll win by a landslide! When all is said and done, c'est vous Róger, who's the real Socialist; it is Barry, who's the true Phony!
Feb. 25, 2009 --- A Scene from the Prophet's Early Childhood. When he was in the Third Grade, every student in the Young Prophet's class was asked what he or she would do for Indonesia when he or she grew up. Each student, in turn, expounded upon their wild, impractical, child-like dreams that caused their teacher to laugh and smile at every bit of these infantile instances of sweet cuteness. When the time came at hand that the Prophet ( Barry Sutorro ) was called upon to speak, he said but one word : Nunya, and flashed his teeth. Nunya?, said Barry's teacher, with a quizzical look upon her face; Nunya business, the Young Prophet replied, and thenceforth sat down. Praise be to Allah, the Most Merciful.
February 24, 2009 --- Mooned Over
Miami. In this morning's editions of the New York Times, whizkid columnist
David Brooks expresses keen disappointment in Barry Sutorro's reasoning
powers. Brooks thinks that Barry is not as intellectually smart as
Barry thinks he is ( smart in the American sense of being intelligent;
Brooks does not mean smart in the British sense, which means, of
course, snappy dresser --- how else did
empty-suit Barry get elected?! [ how else did he get elected?, : skin
color? Miami Tan? ] ). Brooksie uses the big dime store word epistemological three times! According to
Merriam-Webster EPISTEMOLOGICAL means
" the study of nature and the limits of knowledge. " Always say epistemological when duh doesn't seem to be quite enough.
Feb. 23, 2009 --- Random Thoughts, Part 463. Yesterday
the New York Daily News prominently
displayed a half-page, sized photo of Mr. St. James Davis of West
Covina, California. In March, 2005 Mr. Davis had the grand misfortune
of having his face ripped off by a chimpanzee that was in a decidedly
surly mood at the time. In the News photograph it was plain to
see that Mr. Davis was missing most of his upper lip and every bit of
his nose. It would appear that chimpanzees consider the human nose a
supreme delicacy; for a chimpanzee to swallow a nose whole before
starting in on other human parts would seem to be a primary call of
wild nature. Last week a chimpanzee was also featured prominently in an
editorial cartoon that ran in the New
York Post. Sufficient to say this drew Al Sharpton and his
rent-a-mob into the street in front of Post offices, where they protested
loud and long. Gentle Reader, did you expect the accession of a Third
World citizen to the US Presidency to quiet racial grievances? Well, as
they used to say in thirties gangster pics --- You thought wrong! The racial
Sorehead movement is preparing to scale new heights. Cast yourself back
20 years and think locally : in the midst of an alien and politicians'
crime wave, a Black man, David Dinkins, who was famous for being born
in Trenton, New Jersey and had a reputation as a snappy dresser ( for
many years he had served in the public office of Marriage Clerk in the
Municipal Building on Chambers Street ) ran for the Office of NYC
Mayor. Every inch the club house pol, he first won the Democrat
primary. What was left of the crooked machine viewed Dinkins as the
best hope to beat former US District Attorney Rudy Giuliani ( Southern
District, NY ). Dinkins was viewed as not too bright ( The Great Black
Dope ), but well intentioned ( a reporter once asked him why he had
failed to file tax returns for 5 years running : said Dinky the Quinky,
" I haven't committed any crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
law. " Dapper Dave was viewed by the NYC Power Structure as being just
the ticket put a damper on Black discontent in New York as well as the
man for making club house corruption bearable, if not respectable. The
much-told New York story of 1989 was of old Jewish woman, on her
deathbed and yearning to give her only daughter one, last, bit of sage
advice : " I won't make it to November, but grant your Mother one final
favor : vote for the Schvartzer ( meaning Black in
Yiddish ), then they'll all be happy! " But
in January of 1990, when Dinkins stepped into the Mayoralty, they weren't happy : Black crime
achieved new heights ( or lows, depending upon your point of view ) and
members of the New York City Police Department, an arm of city
government that had always maintained a stellar reputation for vice and
theft since the days of Boss Tweed and " Genty " Jimmy Walker, made off
with everything that was not nailed down ( there was a strong rumor in
the city that the IQ-challenged Police Commissioner, a Black man like
Dapper Dave, was living out of town for fear of being mugged by a
member of his own force ). Needless to say, after four years of
Dinkins, New York was flat-broke, having been peeled to the bone by
clubhouse hacks. The city streets were so over-ridden with crime that a
tourist, faced with the choice of visiting Manhattan or Sodom &
Gomorrah, would choose the latter because the Cities of the Plain
offered a discount on machine guns ( in the final days of Dinkins, one
newspaper ran a story claiming that the cops had become so close to
neighborhood drug dealers that they were renting out street-corner
space to them by the hour ). The moral of all this? Rest assured,
America --- there will come a morning, in less than four year's time,
when every citizen of the nation, White & Black alike, will wake up
and reach for the collective nose and upper lip and find that both are
missing. Al Sharpton, go protest that!
Feb. 20, 2009 --- All the News that
Fits. Yesterday the share price of the New York Times
Company closed at $3.77, dropping a full 29¢ during the trading
day. This closing price on the Stock Exchange floor drags the Times
Company single share trading value to below that of the Sunday edition
of its newspaper ( $4.00 ). It has been suggested that the Times try
tucking promotional inserts into the Sunday edition in order to entice
prospective customers ( coupons for state lottery tickets? a DVD of the
old movie, The Front Page? ).
My idea is that the Times should
come out with a Spanish language edition on Sundays. It is only by this
commercial design that the many Spanish-speaking border-jumpers, in the
US, will be able to avail themselves of the pleasure of reading the
frequent Times editorials
praising Illegal Immigration. A surefire business model that is bound
to be popular south of the border and in the parking lots of Home
Depot® from coast to coast!
February 19, 2009 --- Perpetual Smokescreen. The Imperial Presidency is a relatively recent development ( circa 1933 ). Before FDR confiscated the nation's gold and devalued the Dollar, only two Presidents, before him, could be called " Imperial : " Abraham Lincoln tore up the Constitution and invaded the Confederacy and placed a Congressman or two in irons and closed down some newspapers with annoying editorial polices; Woodrow Wilson signed the bill the gave us the Federal Reserve Bank, allowing himself some second thoughts afterwards, but he truly enjoyed sending draftees to die in France and Flanders so that the British Empire could live on ( until 1940 when the Wehrmacht rolled into Paris and Churchill vowed to fight to the end with the help of US War Bonds ). The hopes of the Imperial Presidency died with disappearance of Lincoln & Wilson ( 1865 : Assassination; 1919 : Stroke ). Neither Lincoln nor Wilson, nor their successors, could claim to be facing a perpetual enemy --- but from Harry Truman to George H. W. Bush : Soviet Russia was out there, so much so that for two weeks in October, 1962 the US & the Soviet Union were on the verge of full-scale nuclear war over the placement of missiles in Cuba. Then came 1989, and the Fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union, soon after, would seem to diminish US Presidential Power for good. We all know about 911 and the False Flag operation of that day, but after the collapse of the Soviets, US Presidents have been looking for new domestic enemies to fight as well new foreign ones ( Ruby Ridge, Waco and the Branch Davidians, Oklahoma & the Murrah Building, etc., etc., etc. ). Yesterday, the ex-bagman for Marc Rich, Eric Holder, who is now the newly minted US Attorney General, make a speech calling Whites " cowards " for running away from any discussion of Race in the United States, although Europeans in America will find themselves behind bars when they dare to speak out in such a way the displeases their local District Attorney ( scroll down to January 11, 2009 ). Meanwhile, a defenestrated and Socialist Congress is preparing to pass " Hate Speech " legislation. Behind the Smokescreen, what are Attorney General Holder's true intentions? One can easily guess!
February 17, 2009 --- The Contraction Between the States. California's present budget woes highlight a very intriguing fact of the current, sharp, economic downturn in the United States : which is, of course, its noticeable racial character. In 1970, five years after the Immigration Act of 1965, the White population of California was still at 80%. In 2006, a Census Bureau estimate rendered the White population of California at only 40%! The Republican bailout of September, 2008 went mostly to that small part of Manhattan known as Wall Street. This month's Democratic bailout is far more national in scope; it favors those huge urban Third World bastions ( the White population of the United States currently hovers at about 60% --- and thanks to 3 million Third World entrants who arrive yearly --- a population, to add, that is dropping fast ) which always vote the straight Dem. line. This latest bailout, as well as the soon to follow mortgage bailout, is guaranteed to create a racial and political divide between, what now must be called, those European-American states and the Third-World American states of an extremely tenuous Union. The Obamarama of it all means that racial quotas aimed at Whites not only push Whites to the back of the bus in terms of employment, but the Obamarama of it all also means that the budgets of European-American states are being sent down a dark alley to get mugged and chopped up by Third-World American states. The question before the House is how long can Barry Sutorro, despite all his Kenyan hugs and Indonesian kisses, manage to mask this appalling Reality?
February 11, 2009 --- The Difference ( between Henry Paulson & Timothy Geithner ). In September of last year, Hank Paulson, US Treasury Secretary, strode the World like a Colossus. He had a bottle of Banana Oil, priced at 700 Billion $s +, and he flogged it like there was no tomorrow. To watch the Old Crooked Hank, fresh from Goldman Sachs, hawk his poison, was to witness a pro at work. He seemed like he believed the lies he was broadcasting, far and wide! Granted the calendar was on his side : with only 4 months to go in which to shill his odious poison, he had the luxury of time. Timothy ( Lil' Tim ) Geithner does not have the fluffy comfort of time as a flopdown couch : with 4 years to go!, he is forced to sell the same bottle of Banana Oil. So far so bad --- yesterday, the Dow experienced its biggest percentage drop in ten weeks. Lil' Tim looked quite frightened, yesterday, when he held up Paulson's bottle of Bandanna Oil ( name change ). Just think, Tim had such a fine reputation as a financial Wiz that he breezed into the Treasury Sec. job, despite all that wicked talk about Lil' Tim being just the most awful tax-cheat. Advice to Tim, resign now and go back to Liberty Street, hire a clown on silts, and sell apples from a soapbox. You can't talk your way out of this one, fella! When Dick Nixon slammed the Gold Window down on French Fingers on August 15, 1971, the US Dollar's days were numbered. The fact that the fiat, always-inflated paper US Dollar has had a 37-year run ( WOW! ) cannot conceal the fact that it has lost more than 75% of its value through inflation, since that fateful day in August of 1971. One fine day the perpetual suicide-leap will bring the US Dollar down to zero and then SPLAT! More advice to Lil' Tim --- don't be the one left holding the bag! --- Yesterday, Barry was again the featured player in that ongoing TeeVee Show entitled Obamarama Mamma Drama. Some poor woman got up and told Barry that she was in urgent need of a house. Barry said he would see what he could do ( Quick, get Oprah on the phone! ). Then some jumped-up punk got up and told Barry that Mickey Dee's ( his employer ) did not give him enough in the way of Benies to suit his wallet. Barry said he would see what he could do. Bring in the Clowns --- Wait, don't bother they're already here!
February 10, 2009 --- Bella Italia. Until quite recently, all of Florence, Italy's 360,000 inhabitants were, well, Italian, as one would expect ( Florence is the City of Michelangelo & the Medicis ). But during the ascendancy of the Hard Left in Rome ( 2006 - 2008 ), Italy in general and Florence in particular saw Third World populations skyrocket. Before 2006, Florence had a sizable Chinese population that was occupied in the needle-trades. When the Berlusconi coalition retook power in Rome in 2008, it was estimated that the Chinese population of Florence had ballooned to more than 60,000, and with this increase came a noticeable increase in crime and the exploitation of those Chinese working in needle-trade garrets, all this thanks to the Tongs, closed criminal societies that enforced a reign of extreme violence whenever its bosses deemed it fittingly necessary to apply. During the Renaissance, growing Florence had seen her fair share of " sets-to " between warring Italian clans. Now, in present-day Italy, the Tongs have taken up on this ancient Florentine custom. In Italy, medicinal care is the responsibility of the government and the Berlusconi coalition is about to require all doctors, who are, afterall, government workers, to report to the Republican state of Italy, any suspicions that they might have a patient, to whom they happen to administer treatment, who might be residing in the country illegally. Florence's doctors, who have treated many Tong hatchet and knife wounds, have expressed, through their trade organization, their collective refusal to inform the City Police of any Chinese Presence in their waiting rooms. It has been said that the Tongs are good tippers. ( The Moral? ) : a little Third World Immigration corrupts a little and lots of Third World Immigration corrupts absolutely.
February 19, 2009 --- Perpetual Smokescreen. The Imperial Presidency is a relatively recent development ( circa 1933 ). Before FDR confiscated the nation's gold and devalued the Dollar, only two Presidents, before him, could be called " Imperial : " Abraham Lincoln tore up the Constitution and invaded the Confederacy and placed a Congressman or two in irons and closed down some newspapers with annoying editorial polices; Woodrow Wilson signed the bill the gave us the Federal Reserve Bank, allowing himself some second thoughts afterwards, but he truly enjoyed sending draftees to die in France and Flanders so that the British Empire could live on ( until 1940 when the Wehrmacht rolled into Paris and Churchill vowed to fight to the end with the help of US War Bonds ). The hopes of the Imperial Presidency died with disappearance of Lincoln & Wilson ( 1865 : Assassination; 1919 : Stroke ). Neither Lincoln nor Wilson, nor their successors, could claim to be facing a perpetual enemy --- but from Harry Truman to George H. W. Bush : Soviet Russia was out there, so much so that for two weeks in October, 1962 the US & the Soviet Union were on the verge of full-scale nuclear war over the placement of missiles in Cuba. Then came 1989, and the Fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union, soon after, would seem to diminish US Presidential Power for good. We all know about 911 and the False Flag operation of that day, but after the collapse of the Soviets, US Presidents have been looking for new domestic enemies to fight as well new foreign ones ( Ruby Ridge, Waco and the Branch Davidians, Oklahoma & the Murrah Building, etc., etc., etc. ). Yesterday, the ex-bagman for Marc Rich, Eric Holder, who is now the newly minted US Attorney General, make a speech calling Whites " cowards " for running away from any discussion of Race in the United States, although Europeans in America will find themselves behind bars when they dare to speak out in such a way the displeases their local District Attorney ( scroll down to January 11, 2009 ). Meanwhile, a defenestrated and Socialist Congress is preparing to pass " Hate Speech " legislation. Behind the Smokescreen, what are Attorney General Holder's true intentions? One can easily guess!
February 17, 2009 --- The Contraction Between the States. California's present budget woes highlight a very intriguing fact of the current, sharp, economic downturn in the United States : which is, of course, its noticeable racial character. In 1970, five years after the Immigration Act of 1965, the White population of California was still at 80%. In 2006, a Census Bureau estimate rendered the White population of California at only 40%! The Republican bailout of September, 2008 went mostly to that small part of Manhattan known as Wall Street. This month's Democratic bailout is far more national in scope; it favors those huge urban Third World bastions ( the White population of the United States currently hovers at about 60% --- and thanks to 3 million Third World entrants who arrive yearly --- a population, to add, that is dropping fast ) which always vote the straight Dem. line. This latest bailout, as well as the soon to follow mortgage bailout, is guaranteed to create a racial and political divide between, what now must be called, those European-American states and the Third-World American states of an extremely tenuous Union. The Obamarama of it all means that racial quotas aimed at Whites not only push Whites to the back of the bus in terms of employment, but the Obamarama of it all also means that the budgets of European-American states are being sent down a dark alley to get mugged and chopped up by Third-World American states. The question before the House is how long can Barry Sutorro, despite all his Kenyan hugs and Indonesian kisses, manage to mask this appalling Reality?
February 11, 2009 --- The Difference ( between Henry Paulson & Timothy Geithner ). In September of last year, Hank Paulson, US Treasury Secretary, strode the World like a Colossus. He had a bottle of Banana Oil, priced at 700 Billion $s +, and he flogged it like there was no tomorrow. To watch the Old Crooked Hank, fresh from Goldman Sachs, hawk his poison, was to witness a pro at work. He seemed like he believed the lies he was broadcasting, far and wide! Granted the calendar was on his side : with only 4 months to go in which to shill his odious poison, he had the luxury of time. Timothy ( Lil' Tim ) Geithner does not have the fluffy comfort of time as a flopdown couch : with 4 years to go!, he is forced to sell the same bottle of Banana Oil. So far so bad --- yesterday, the Dow experienced its biggest percentage drop in ten weeks. Lil' Tim looked quite frightened, yesterday, when he held up Paulson's bottle of Bandanna Oil ( name change ). Just think, Tim had such a fine reputation as a financial Wiz that he breezed into the Treasury Sec. job, despite all that wicked talk about Lil' Tim being just the most awful tax-cheat. Advice to Tim, resign now and go back to Liberty Street, hire a clown on silts, and sell apples from a soapbox. You can't talk your way out of this one, fella! When Dick Nixon slammed the Gold Window down on French Fingers on August 15, 1971, the US Dollar's days were numbered. The fact that the fiat, always-inflated paper US Dollar has had a 37-year run ( WOW! ) cannot conceal the fact that it has lost more than 75% of its value through inflation, since that fateful day in August of 1971. One fine day the perpetual suicide-leap will bring the US Dollar down to zero and then SPLAT! More advice to Lil' Tim --- don't be the one left holding the bag! --- Yesterday, Barry was again the featured player in that ongoing TeeVee Show entitled Obamarama Mamma Drama. Some poor woman got up and told Barry that she was in urgent need of a house. Barry said he would see what he could do ( Quick, get Oprah on the phone! ). Then some jumped-up punk got up and told Barry that Mickey Dee's ( his employer ) did not give him enough in the way of Benies to suit his wallet. Barry said he would see what he could do. Bring in the Clowns --- Wait, don't bother they're already here!
February 10, 2009 --- Bella Italia. Until quite recently, all of Florence, Italy's 360,000 inhabitants were, well, Italian, as one would expect ( Florence is the City of Michelangelo & the Medicis ). But during the ascendancy of the Hard Left in Rome ( 2006 - 2008 ), Italy in general and Florence in particular saw Third World populations skyrocket. Before 2006, Florence had a sizable Chinese population that was occupied in the needle-trades. When the Berlusconi coalition retook power in Rome in 2008, it was estimated that the Chinese population of Florence had ballooned to more than 60,000, and with this increase came a noticeable increase in crime and the exploitation of those Chinese working in needle-trade garrets, all this thanks to the Tongs, closed criminal societies that enforced a reign of extreme violence whenever its bosses deemed it fittingly necessary to apply. During the Renaissance, growing Florence had seen her fair share of " sets-to " between warring Italian clans. Now, in present-day Italy, the Tongs have taken up on this ancient Florentine custom. In Italy, medicinal care is the responsibility of the government and the Berlusconi coalition is about to require all doctors, who are, afterall, government workers, to report to the Republican state of Italy, any suspicions that they might have a patient, to whom they happen to administer treatment, who might be residing in the country illegally. Florence's doctors, who have treated many Tong hatchet and knife wounds, have expressed, through their trade organization, their collective refusal to inform the City Police of any Chinese Presence in their waiting rooms. It has been said that the Tongs are good tippers. ( The Moral? ) : a little Third World Immigration corrupts a little and lots of Third World Immigration corrupts absolutely.
February 7, 2009 ---
Whooooopeeeee!!! We have a Stimulus Bill ( 800 Billions $s+ and
raising! ). Change? You mean more of the same, just good and hard and
only more so!
Feb. 1, 2009 --- Clemens Made the
Yankee Trainer Rub his What with
What? According
to Joe Torre's new book, Roger Clemens had a standing order with Yankee
Trainer Steve Donohue : he would direct Steve to apply a generous
dollop of Ben-Gay® to his balls every time he ( Rog ) would be
scheduled to approach the pitching mound --- is this what they do to
bulls in Spain before they let them enter the ring, to make them
feisty? --- is this the true reason Clemens threw a splintered bat at
Mike Piazza in 2000 WS, not steroids? --- for our distaff readers, go
out and rent The Pope of Greenwich
Village
>>> the scene : Mickey Rourke & Eric Roberts have gone
over to Monmouth Racetrack in Jersey and they are about to place a very
heavy wager on a horse. À
propos of a gelding, Mickey explains to Eric the essential
difference between dick and balls. To hear Mickey's explanation
of equine anatomy, is to hear Shakespeare warbled from the gutter.
Jan. 24, 2009 --- Spreading the
Blame Around. To state the Bleeding Obvious --- the reason
Barry Suturro wants to get as many Republicans as he can ( YES HE CAN!
) to support his hare-brained spending schemes is plain : he wants to
spread the blame around when his monetary plans crash and burn. No US
President has ever led the country out of an economic downturn by
spending fiat or silver-backed money ( FDR goes off the gold standard
in 1933; silver is trading at 35¢ the ounce ); 1933 & 1934 ---
he directs the Bureau of Engraving & Printing to print Federal
Reserve Brown Seal " Depression " notes; 1939 --- Hitler & Stalin
Invade Poland; 1940 --- Paris falls & War in Europe means economic
suicide across the continent, but America recovers from the Depression
while her business competitors go up in smoke; 1962 --- Silver, on the
commodities markets, passes the $1.29 level ( which means US Silver
coinage can now be profitably melted, thanks to the US paper money
inflation of 1933-1962 ); 1963 --- President Kennedy orders the Bureau
of Printing & Engraving to stop printing Silver Certificates in the
denomination of one dollar; the new one dollar Federal Reserve notes
are bank-issued on the last Tuesday in November of 1963 --- the last
Monday having been declared a Bank Holiday for National Mourning on the
day of Kennedy's funeral; 1965 --- President Lyndon Johnson signs a
bill removing Silver from all US coinage ( except for the hoarded
Kennedy Half Dollar, which would retain a negligible amount of Silver,
not worth the expense of melting, until 1970 ); 1971 --- President
Nixon removes the dollar from the International Gold-Peg of $35.00 (
from 1933 to 1971 Gold could still be traded between the world's
Central Banks [ during this period, the Black Market rate for Gold
sometimes would reach as high as $55.00 ] ); 1980 --- During the Iran
Hostage Crisis, the intra-day London Gold Fixing hits $850.00 ( Silver
passes the fifty dollar level, thanks to the Hunt Bros. ). Let's hope
our First Illegal Alien President does not, one day, feel compelled to
get the nation into a war in order to get us out of our present-day
financial mess!
January 23, 2009 --- Tuning Out. In 1981 Ronald Reagan took the Presidential Oath of Office before a television audience of 41.8 million. Twenty-eight years on, Barry Sutorro, our first Illegal Alien President flubbed the Presidential Oath of Office, with 37.8 million viewers watching. In these 28 years since Reagan, more than 40 million Third Worlders have arrived in America. You would think that the new 40 million of the new Obamarama nation of 2009 would push Barry over the top ( in TeeVee gogglers ), won't you? Perhaps the new 40 million were the only part of the some 300 million US Obamarama population watching; the old America, the European America, the White Construction Worker America, having cursed their TeeVee sets, had turned away in disgust? The relatively paltry ratings for Obamarama, come down from ON HIGH, should serve as a cautionary tale for the trans-national media, which rapes this country with its constant lies : there is little money to be gained --- and less audience --- from the ever-loving worship of the Almighty Sutorro!
January 23, 2009 --- Tuning Out. In 1981 Ronald Reagan took the Presidential Oath of Office before a television audience of 41.8 million. Twenty-eight years on, Barry Sutorro, our first Illegal Alien President flubbed the Presidential Oath of Office, with 37.8 million viewers watching. In these 28 years since Reagan, more than 40 million Third Worlders have arrived in America. You would think that the new 40 million of the new Obamarama nation of 2009 would push Barry over the top ( in TeeVee gogglers ), won't you? Perhaps the new 40 million were the only part of the some 300 million US Obamarama population watching; the old America, the European America, the White Construction Worker America, having cursed their TeeVee sets, had turned away in disgust? The relatively paltry ratings for Obamarama, come down from ON HIGH, should serve as a cautionary tale for the trans-national media, which rapes this country with its constant lies : there is little money to be gained --- and less audience --- from the ever-loving worship of the Almighty Sutorro!
January 22, 2009 --- Guilty
Conscience. In the small hours of August 3, 1923 a Western
Union telegram-boy, panting on a bicycle, brought an urgent official
message to Vice President Calvin Coolidge, then on summer holiday in
Plymouth Notch, Vermont. He was staying in the home in which he had
been born in 1872. The telegram informed Coolidge that the President,
Warren Harding had died suddenly in San Francisco, during the previous
evening. Coolidge changed into his best suit and roused his 78 yr. old
Father, John Calvin Coolidge and told him the startling news. Within
minutes the elder Coolidge changed into his best --- a suit, collar,
and bow-tie that had gone out of fashion in the 1890s. Both set to the
task at hand : by the dim light of a single spirit-lamp, John Calvin
Coolidge, a charted Notary Public in the state of Vermont, read the
words, with the help of a magnifying glass, of the Oath of Office to
his son, the new President of the United States. The younger Coolidge
repeated the words in a slow and deliberate manner. When objections
were raised that John Calvin Coolidge was not a federal official and
thus could not lawfully administer the Presidential Oath of Office,
Calvin Coolidge ended all quibbling by allowing himself to be sworn in
a second time --- having a US District Judge from Vermont administer
the oath. Last night US Chief Justice John Roberts swore in Barry
Sutorro ( AKA Barack Obama ) for the second time. It has been commented
that on Jan. 20th both
Roberts and Sutorro had flubbed the oath. The difference between Barry
and Silent Cal, you ask? The contemporary Congregationalist minister of
Plymouth Notch had written proof of Calvin Coolidge's Vermont birth on
July 4, 1872. Many a living resident could also recall the time and
circumstances of Ma Coolidge's " lying-in " with baby Cal. Not one
witness has come forth who can attest to Barry's Supposed Birth in
Honolulu. No Government Bureau nor Christian Minister nor Moslem Imam
will vouch for Barry on paper or with tongue. His Birth Certificate? Is
there evidence of one except for a forged Hawaiian Certificate of Live
Birth? You don't need a magnifying glass to see that this man Sutorro
is our first Illegal Alien President!
January 20, 2009 --- Down the Plug Hole. A Reality
Check should be on order for this " Day of All Days. " News comes from
London, this morning, that the Paper Pound ( no gold sovereigns
here, Mate! ) is about to be sucked into the proverbial sewer. It was a
cold morning in the English countryside : the fleecy sheep were heard
to bleat OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA, OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA,
OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA. --- ( They [
the fleecy sheep ] Were Just Getting Ready for Slaughter, Eh?,
Mate! )
Happy Michael King Day! --- On
January 31, 1977 ( Jimmy Carter had been inaugurated just eleven days
earlier ), US District Judge John Lewis Smith, Jr., of the federal DC
judicial district, ruled that all FBI records of Michael King ( AKA
Martin Luther King, Jr. ) be placed under seal in the National Archives
for a period of fifty years ( until 2027 ) --- the Carter Justice Dept.
understandably elected not to appeal the ruling.
The FBI Taps on King had picked up many unsavory and unlawful acts in which King, definitely a full-blown, electronic mass-media creation, had been involved in --- most notably the planning of violent mob maneuvers with the help of fellow communist sympathizers and the hiring of white hookers with tax-free, church money meant for " the movement. " King's gophers would tip the bruised prostitutes extra, afterwards, to encourage them to keep their mouths shut ( when a good and drunk Mikey King whipped a working girl with his belt that meant he was done having his fun! --- the Great Man was entitled to unwind after a long day of rabble-rousing, not wasn't he? ). Truly such were the acts of a Saint! First, he was given his own postage stamp. Next, George Washington had to surrender his unique national holiday. Assumption up to Heaven, with Congressional approval, is due any day now!
RIP : Patrick McGoohan, 1928 - 2009. The FBI Taps on King had picked up many unsavory and unlawful acts in which King, definitely a full-blown, electronic mass-media creation, had been involved in --- most notably the planning of violent mob maneuvers with the help of fellow communist sympathizers and the hiring of white hookers with tax-free, church money meant for " the movement. " King's gophers would tip the bruised prostitutes extra, afterwards, to encourage them to keep their mouths shut ( when a good and drunk Mikey King whipped a working girl with his belt that meant he was done having his fun! --- the Great Man was entitled to unwind after a long day of rabble-rousing, not wasn't he? ). Truly such were the acts of a Saint! First, he was given his own postage stamp. Next, George Washington had to surrender his unique national holiday. Assumption up to Heaven, with Congressional approval, is due any day now!
" I Am Not a Number, I Am a Free Man! "
January 11, 2009 --- Barry Just
Loves You. For those of you who think that the new Illegal
Alien President and that the new Democratic Congress will go on with
business as usual, think again. There is sure to be Hate Speech
legislation on the President's desk before long. Some states of the
union have taken up the cudgel of Hate Speech, although, until now,
Hate Speech in a state's penal code is always used as a weapon to
frighten a Defendant into copping a plea to a lesser offense. An
example --- Stephen Buttafuoco was working a Jewish wedding, as a
waiter, at the Woodbury Jewish Center in Nassau County, New York. On
Jan. 4th, at 1:30AM,
just as the festivities were breaking up, he entered the DJ Bubble,
where he played an mp3, on a loop, of a Gaza crowd chanting " Allah
Akbar ( God is Great ). " He was arrested on Friday under the New York
State Hate Crimes Act of 2000 for " Aggravated " Harassment, a Class E
Felony. Since 2000, there seems to have been not one case of anyone
doing prison time for " Aggravated " Harassment in New York as a top
charge. Again, Hate Speech is just a prosecutor's tool to scare a
Defendant --- a state Hate Speech conviction would certainly be
challenged under the US Constitution if a state prosecutor obtained it
as an element of a jury-conviction. Sutorro, Reid and Pelosi are sure
to come up with some form of federal Hate Speech legislation. What will
be the character and circumstances of the first test case? Will the
United States wind up with permanent legislation on her books akin to
that of the UK or Canada?
January 8, 2009 --- Hell on Wheels. Since Election Day, there have been many ways and many reasons to celebrate our first Illegal Alien President. The sentencing of a Guatemalan " Political Refugee, " one Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez by name, to a mere 2 1/2 years in the federal jug is one such. Last month he stood before the bar of justice and said he was truly sorry ( for getting caught ). His offense, you ask? --- Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez was bagged for selling phony Driver's Licenses. The fellow Aliens, to whom he sold the queer paper, have racked out an impressive total of death & destruction : 56 smash-ups & 5 kills. Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez would travel, on consignment, from Virginia, to Tennessee, North Carolina, Georgia, & Mississippi, where Driver's License are easy to get for Aliens, each time using a fake Spanish surname to claim a License. Aliens, using the queer paper of Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez, would invariably, if they survived the auto collision that they had caused, take off for the hills, leaving any poor unfortunates behind, bleeding or dying in the roadway. Did Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez say he was sorry? Federal prosecutors state that Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez may lose his " Political Refugee " status and that he stands a good chance of being deported.
Meanwhile, on the Barry Sutorro front, all the major cable-news networks have refused to run an advertisement which questions Barry's constitutional qualifications to assume the office of Presidency. You can't see the ad on FOX or CNN but you can see it by CLICKING HERE.
January 8, 2009 --- Hell on Wheels. Since Election Day, there have been many ways and many reasons to celebrate our first Illegal Alien President. The sentencing of a Guatemalan " Political Refugee, " one Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez by name, to a mere 2 1/2 years in the federal jug is one such. Last month he stood before the bar of justice and said he was truly sorry ( for getting caught ). His offense, you ask? --- Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez was bagged for selling phony Driver's Licenses. The fellow Aliens, to whom he sold the queer paper, have racked out an impressive total of death & destruction : 56 smash-ups & 5 kills. Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez would travel, on consignment, from Virginia, to Tennessee, North Carolina, Georgia, & Mississippi, where Driver's License are easy to get for Aliens, each time using a fake Spanish surname to claim a License. Aliens, using the queer paper of Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez, would invariably, if they survived the auto collision that they had caused, take off for the hills, leaving any poor unfortunates behind, bleeding or dying in the roadway. Did Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez say he was sorry? Federal prosecutors state that Felipe Jesus Mazariegos Perez may lose his " Political Refugee " status and that he stands a good chance of being deported.
Meanwhile, on the Barry Sutorro front, all the major cable-news networks have refused to run an advertisement which questions Barry's constitutional qualifications to assume the office of Presidency. You can't see the ad on FOX or CNN but you can see it by CLICKING HERE.
January 3, 2009 --- Get Out Yer
Marshmellows! The preliminary figures are in : throughout the
length and breath of France, during the brief time-period of New Year's
Eve into New Year's Day, 1,147 cars were counted by the Police as
having been " carbonized " ( burned to a crisp ) --- I'm sure the
French cops missed some jalopies that are still smoldering! Throughout
the Hexagon, it is considered fine sport for young Third Worlders ( not
all of them aliens ) to torch the vehicle of a " soft Whitey, " " just
so I can tell my Niggas about it " ( actual translation of French
ghetto-speak ). France is certain to witness more fiery examples of the
Brotherhood of Man as the new year unfolds!
January
2, 2009 --- Have Another Drink,
Nick! When it comes to immigration, America
and Europe have traveled down two different tracks. After many years of
agitation, in 1965, the 89th
Congress ( only 32 Republicans in the Senate; only 140 Republicans in
the House ) managed to throw open the Borders of the US to the Third
World ( Lyndon Johnson achieved what Jack Kennedy could not --- too
many Republicans and Dixie-crats, they were always nipping at St.
Jack's heels! ). The 1965 Plan has paid off : Barry Sutorro and his
Indonesian passport would have never made it to the White House in
1976. Mission Accomplished after 43 years of hard work! The Dems even
got some stupid Republicans to play along in the early days of the
Third World Invasion. Ronald Reagan praised, up and down, "
hard-working " Third World Immigrants who had jumped the border; George
Will lauded Disney Co.'s choice of " What's Up " Brandy Norwood for the
new multi-cultural Cinderella ( although it must be noted that this was
before Miss Norwood smashed and killed an LA Mexican who refused to
surrender to Brandy's righteous Right of Way while Miss N was behind
the wheel of a Monster SUV ). America has opened her borders through
legislation and can close her borders through legislation ( don't hold
your breath, Clubbers! ); Europe has gotten where she has gotten by
bureaucratic stealth : on Tuesday, France President Nicolas Sarkozy
invited some civil servants over to his place for a few drinks --- it
was a sort of big Merci to the civil servants, who had volunteered to
work on the Feast of Stephen ( Dec. 26 ). After a few drinks had
loosened his tongue ( he has a problem holding the hooch ), the French
Pres. suggested that all aliens caught fire-bombing other people's cars
in Paris should lose their Driver's License(s). Hey Nick! --- what
about that thing called Deportation? Try it, the French will like it
and like you all the more for it! --- maybe Nick should become a heavy
drinker? --- in wine, there is truth!
Dec.
30, 2008 --- It is Almost Thirty
Years since these words were spoken: " In
the future, however, change may be necessary, but not change for the
sake of change, only change which will contribute to the policies of
the Government and essentially to the betterment of the welfare of the
masses of our independent nation. Any such change will obviously only
be made after careful consideration and full consultation.... "
Words Spoken, Not by Barry Sutorro, but by Robert Mugabe.
Words Spoken, Not by Barry Sutorro, but by Robert Mugabe.
December
29, 2008 --- Change, Part 463. In
the First British Empire Census after World War II, the final canvas
put the percentage of the Jewish population of Palestine at a figure of
less than 33%. The Jewish population of Palestine jumped up to the
level of majority in 1948 when the Arab population, forming the
dominant race under Ottoman rule, were encouraged to abandon their
homes through force of arms. Although the United States followed the
Soviet lead in recognizing the new state of Israel, Congress forbade
the sale of US armaments to the new Jewish state, which had been
established in an explosion of belligerence --- a new state that had
given every indication of thrusting aggressively onto the property of
her surrounding Arab neighbors. In 1956, Israel would be used as an
eager Cat's Paw in the ill-fated Suez adventure of the region's two
former colonial powers, France and Britain. It was not until 1962 that
the arms embargo, enacted by the US Congress against Israel, would be
lifted; and it was not until 1968 that advanced weaponry, such as
attack Phantom jets, would be sold to Israel. Looking for an excuse to
invade Iraq, the Bush Administration concocted one out of the events,
in New York & Washington, that took place on Sept. 11th. The 18-month propaganda
campaign, that followed hard upon, would seal American and Israeli
interests tightly together: Tel Aviv desperately wanted to see
Washington entangled in the Middle East, serving faithfully as an IDF
auxiliary; Washington, in charge of an enormous militarily force that
was all dressed up with no place to go since the Fall of the Berlin
Wall in 1989, had now discovered a new raison d'etre --- " Terrorism, "
originating in the Middle East, would be the new Communist Threat ( RIP
1944-1989 ). Now, at this point in history, is where the foreign policy
of America stands, captive and jerked from side to side by Israeli
interests and obsessions. Barry Sutorro has been rendered
uncharacteristically speechless by the Gaza blood-letting. From his
lips there emits not a peep! Perhaps he's waiting for Abe Foxman to go
first?
December 26, 2008 --- The Chicago
Way, Part 463. America's first
Illegal Alien President-elect has a problem finding his Hawaiian Birth
Certificate and is too broke to purchase a new " True Copy. " Now
America's first Illegal Alien President-elect appears to have a problem
proving that he actually owns the house he lives in ( on January 20th, he will move into,
rent-free, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, District of Criminals ). According
to the Cook County Treasurer's Office, a manse, located in Chicago's
trendy Kenwood section, is listed on the real property tax roll as
being owned by one Mr. William Miceli, Tony Rezko's lawyer, who, as
owner, is mailed the yearly tax bill for the Sutorro house ( Miceli, that is! ). But wait,
there's more! The Cook County Recorder of Deeds says that Rita Rezko
still owns the adjoining vacant lot that Northern Trust ( Barry Sutorro
has claimed to be the Chief Cook & Bottle Washer of Northern Trust
) is supposed to own. But wait, there's more! Northern Trust is listed
as the mortgage-holder with a Fannie Mae-issuing bank of both the
adjoining vacant lot and the
lot on which the Sutorro edifice stands! Whew, doesn't that clear
things up? Whatever confusion remains is sure to be made
picture-perfect by Inauguration Day! I can feel it in my bones that a "
True Copy " of Barry's Hawaiian Birth Certificate will certainly come
in the mail by then!
Christmas
Day --- Slipping into the Twilight
Zone. On this day, eighty-four years ago, a true Titan
of early television was born in Syracuse, New York. During World War II
he barely made the height requirement --- standing at just five-four,
he must have been the shortest paratrooper in the US Army. After his
discharge, Rod Serling made his way first to Cincinnati and then to New
York, where he would become the most famous scriptwriter of early radio
with pictures. In 1959 he moved to Hollywood, after selling the
complete broadcast rights to the CBS Network of a new series
called " The Twilight Zone, " that was so quirky it was felt the
show wouldn't last more than the eight months of a TV season (
September - May ). Despite indifferent ratings in the US " The Twilight
Zone " lasted until Springtime, 1964, primarily because the show was
hugely popular ( and still is ) in Western Europe. My favorite is
always unfailingly the last episode that I've just seen: A wax museum
is torn down to make way for a supermarket; the unemployment curator
brings home a " Murderers Row " of life-like dummies and uncrates them
in the basement of his house and installs an air-conditioning unit so
that the figures won't melt if the temperature goes above 80 degrees.
His wife becomes jealous when her husband pays more attention to the
dummies than he does to her; she is also appalled that the
air-conditioning unit has caused the electric bill to skyrocket. She
decides to end all this expensive nonsense: she goes down into the
basement with her mind made up, but just as she reaches to rip the plug
of the air-conditioner out of the wall, waxen Jack the Ripper sees her
and maintains his legendary reputation as a handy one with a long knife
--- things just get more interesting from then on out ( this episode is
entitled " The New Exhibit " and can be found on DVD No. 36 of the
series --- Serling got Charles Beaumont to pen the script ). The
cigarettes, that Serling was always seen smoking in his opening
introduction to each episode, finally killed him in 1975. Merry
Twilight Zone Christmas and Happy Birthday, Rod!
--- Mellon pulled the whistle,
Hoover rang the bell,
Wall Street gave the signal
--- And the country went straight to Hell!
The Chant of the Bonus Marchers ( 1932 ).
Dec.
17, 2008 --- Whatever It Takes (
The Fools! ). In 1933 & 1934 the Federal Reserve
Bank of New York forced the other 11 member banks to take oceans of
newly printed Federal Reserve notes. The 11 in turn sent this money to
its satellite banks, throughout the United States, in the vain hope,
that in the midst of a depression, the sheer presence of newly printed
money would encourage every bank manager to open his doors and lend,
lend, and lend, without surcease, thereby sparking an immediate
inflationary lift which would bear the country on its monetary wings
and cause the finances of the country to soar heaven-wards, high above
the depressive mire. This grand plan flopped, spectacularly! The new
brown-seal notes went into bank vaults and stayed there, to be used as
reserves. The " hoarding " of gold was declared illegal ( only
jewelers, dentists, and numismatists were exempt --- for reasons of
business ) and made punishable by long prison sentences and stiff
fines. Afterwards the federal government confiscated quarter-eagles,
half-eagles, eagles, and double-eagles, and then the US Treasury Dept.
devalued the paper dollar : setting the new marque door at $35.00 the ounce,
where it had been fixed at $20.60 the ounce just a few months before.
Yellow-seal & orange-seal notes ( Gold Certificates ) were also
called in and pronounced illegal, whilst blue-seal notes ( Silver
Certificates ) continued to freely circulate even though dimes,
quarters, and halves were squirreled away for fear that they too would
be confiscated ( during the Depression years, silver was usually valued
at only 35¢ the ounce ). The Chairman of the Federal Reserve ( a
private banking cartel ) has expressed the sympathy that his Fed. will
do whatever it takes to help America's incoming, first Illegal Alien
President. In the next 18 months, the Treasury Dept. will be encouraged
to issue more than 2,500,000,000,000 ( Two & One Half Trillions of
US Dollars! ) in bonds and other interest-bearing paper to see the
nation through the rough patch. The Chinese and every other nation in
the world is supposed to belly up to the bar and shout out for reliable
payment so that the American guzzle can continue unabated. Such are the
sweet dreams of madmen.
Dec.
15, 2008 --- He Got Around &
French Santa Claus Dies. In his chosen rôle of
international swindler, Wall Streeter Bernard Madoff got around. This
morning's edition of the venerable French rag, Le Parisien, reports that many
banks in France, Italy, and Spain showered Madoff with billions and
billions in €uros to " invest " on their behalf. This may partly
explain how Buster Bernie managed to keep his Ponzi Scheme going for so
many years. Next up, and right under the Madoff story, is a report from
Bondoufle ( Essonne ) relating to the outrages visited on a municipal
Christmas display, mounted by the mayor and the town council ( the
wooden Santa Claus, plastic Snow Bear, Fir Tree, all set-up in a
secluded roundabout, were either severely vandalized or chopped-down
completely ). This act of International Terrorism may have been
committed by the guy who threw his shoes at George W. Bush yesterday [
just joking!, so send me no outraged e-mails! --- I had to get George
W. Bush and the Story of the Flying Arabian Shoes into today's entry
somehow! ].
Dec. 12, 2008 --- Change? More like an
involuntary dirty-water enema if you ask me.
? December
11, 2008 --- Answers. On
the Right : the first Kool® of the day after breakfast. On the Left
: half a can of aviation shellac after a shakedown, just to make sure
everything stays in place --- on the front page of yesterday's New York Times, it ( THE
HAIR????? ) looks like a dead chestnut-colored raccoon, killed in the
prime of life.
$
December
9, 2008 --- " Pay to Play. " The
Governor of Illinois & his Chief of Staff were arrested this
morning on federal charges of wire fraud and public solicitation of
bribes. Notably, The Gov. was trying to auction off Barry Sutorro's US
Senate seat : " We were approached ... he'd raise 500 Grand. An
emissary came. Then the other
would raise a million, if I made him a Senator, " Gov. Blagojevich was
heard to say on a office bug or a phone tap. The Governor of Hawaii
will not part with Barry Sutorro's Birth Certificate --- or lack
thereof --- for all the tea in Indonesia. Now that's integrity in high
office!
December
8, 2008 --- Zombie Enterprise. Michael
Rozeff has written a keen analysis about the recent money-pumping
activities of the US Central Bank ( Federal Reserve System ) --- Click Here.
It is an absolutely brilliant work, absolutely
brilliant! These days everybody throws the word Trillion around
as if it had a 10¢ meaning. The abuse of that word threatens to be
written into the epitaph of the Central Bank, and, according to Mr.
Rozeff, that epitaph may be pronounced very soon.
December 6, 2008 --- Don't Inaugurate, Repatriate! Bumperstickers proclaiming that simple message are reported to be appearing throughout the length and breath of the land. I haven't seen one crop up in Jersey City yet, but Jersey City is not a place where the Constitution is held in high regard --- excluding your average 90 yr. old navy veteran of the 1944 Philippine Islands campaign, who fought for the right to wave Old Glory! By now, it would seem that a substantial number of European-Americans have come to regard Barry Sutorro as our first Illegal Alien President. After all, if Barry were really born in our 50th State, why would he spend about a million bucks in lawyers when he could easily pop a saw buck in an envelope and address it to the local Dept. of Health, Bureau of Vital Records ( Births Division ) on the Island of Oahu, City of Honolulu and get back his officially-stamped Birth Certificate along with a free umbrella drink, to boot!!! Think about it, Clubbers. Perhaps Barry Sutorro is really Barack H. Obama when all is said and done. The reason that Barack the Bastard ( his Dad was a Polygamist ) is fighting like a Bastard to keep his birth records, Indonesian passport, Kenyan passport, college records, etc. secret is simply because he wants to find out who his enemies are! When Barry, I mean Barack, leads the first column of tanks in his own, personally-declared Marxist coup d'etat, he'll know where to go and who to lock up! Remember, Barack is the Chosen One. He don't need no stinkin' Hawaiian Birth Certificate! So there you go, you right-wing racist Republican, you!
Dec. 4, 2008 --- Mohammed & His 12 Apostles. The Roman Catholic bishops of England and Wales want all Catholic schools under their purview to set aside a special room for student prayer and the practice of Islam. Many years ago, Charlton Heston was on to them : " It's a Madhouse --- a Madhouse! "
December 6, 2008 --- Don't Inaugurate, Repatriate! Bumperstickers proclaiming that simple message are reported to be appearing throughout the length and breath of the land. I haven't seen one crop up in Jersey City yet, but Jersey City is not a place where the Constitution is held in high regard --- excluding your average 90 yr. old navy veteran of the 1944 Philippine Islands campaign, who fought for the right to wave Old Glory! By now, it would seem that a substantial number of European-Americans have come to regard Barry Sutorro as our first Illegal Alien President. After all, if Barry were really born in our 50th State, why would he spend about a million bucks in lawyers when he could easily pop a saw buck in an envelope and address it to the local Dept. of Health, Bureau of Vital Records ( Births Division ) on the Island of Oahu, City of Honolulu and get back his officially-stamped Birth Certificate along with a free umbrella drink, to boot!!! Think about it, Clubbers. Perhaps Barry Sutorro is really Barack H. Obama when all is said and done. The reason that Barack the Bastard ( his Dad was a Polygamist ) is fighting like a Bastard to keep his birth records, Indonesian passport, Kenyan passport, college records, etc. secret is simply because he wants to find out who his enemies are! When Barry, I mean Barack, leads the first column of tanks in his own, personally-declared Marxist coup d'etat, he'll know where to go and who to lock up! Remember, Barack is the Chosen One. He don't need no stinkin' Hawaiian Birth Certificate! So there you go, you right-wing racist Republican, you!
Dec. 4, 2008 --- Mohammed & His 12 Apostles. The Roman Catholic bishops of England and Wales want all Catholic schools under their purview to set aside a special room for student prayer and the practice of Islam. Many years ago, Charlton Heston was on to them : " It's a Madhouse --- a Madhouse! "
December 2, 2008 --- Postage Due. From
vdare.com --- now Barry Sutoro
has even managed to insult retired
postal workers:
Barack Obama's so-called birth certificate is
what
is referred by specialists as an "abstract birth certificate."
In today's
identity-sensitive environment, Obama would not be able to prove his
citizenship to the State Department with his current birth certificate
failing to show a witnesses' signature.
When Obama or any other politician travels
abroad,
the State Department issues them a "diplomatic
passport" which is taken back as soon as they return.
My wife currently works for the U.S. Postal
Service
and I am retired from it. In her position, my wife has processed
thousands of U.S. passports. To obtain
a passport, you need a viable birth certificate. There are two elements
of a birth certificate that, if missing, disqualify you from obtaining
a passport:
These elements are
missing
from Obama's birth certificate. My professional evaluation is that
Obama is an illegal alien is subject to deportation.
To support my argument, I encourage you to review the citizenship information put out by the US State Department.
November 30, 2008 --- The Whore of Parliaments. In
March of 1963, John Profumo, in denying his association with a
high-class prostitute, lied to Parliament. When he was found out three
months later, he was forced to resign his seat, but not before standing
up in the House of Commons and apologizing to every fellow Member
present. What is truly remarkable about recent events surrounding the
arrest of the Member for Ashford, Damiam Green, is that the Speaker of
the House of Commons, Michael Martin, gave the police, the so-called
Terrorism Squad, permission to rifle through Green's computers and
papers located in his parliamentary offices ! Think of it --- Profumo
had to go
for telling a lie. Forty-five years on the Speaker of the House of
Commons lets the Bill go through the private and privileged effects of
a Member of Parliament without giving it a second thought! The Speaker
of the House of Commons, mind you!
John Profumo, MP & Minister
of State. 
Campaigning for Labour.
November
28, 2008 --- Tyranny in the UK. The
Labour Party has ruled Britain for more than eleven years. At the last
General Election in 2005 it managed to receive little more than
one-third of all votes ( Labour : 35%; Conservative : 32%; Liberal :
22%; Other Parties : 11% ). But because politicians in the UK are
elected on a local winner-take-all basis, Labour has a more than
fifty-seat, absolute majority in the House of Commons. Yesterday,
Damian Green, Conservative Shadow Minister for Immigration, was
arrested for 9 hours by the " Anti-Terrorism " squad at his home in
Ashford, his constituency. Police searched his Ashford and London
homes, his Ashford and London offices, as well as his offices in the
House of Commons. They were hoping to find " sensitive " documents
regarding immigration instances and numbers into Britain that the
Labour government has lied about to the British public. The figures and
events had been leaked to Green by a " 
whistle
blower " working in the Home Office. This civil servant has also been
arrested. Green was arrested for " aiding and abetting misconduct in a
public office. " After being held for 9 hours, Green was bailed and
released, pending the possible preferment of charges in February of
next year. Details on the status of the " leaking " Home Office civil
servant are sketchy at this point; he was arrested last week by the
Anti-Terrorism squad. It has been noted that, during the Thirties,
Winston Churchill received secret documents from a civil servant
working in the Air Ministry that put the lie to government assurances
that Germany was incapable of visiting death and destruction on London
by means of aerial bombardment. Churchill was not arrested when he
released parts of these secret government studies to the press. Most
Britons consider it a parliamentary duty to expose the government when
it is lying! Without the votes of immigrants, who have been arriving in
the UK in unprecedented numbers since Labour came to power in 1997,
Labour will be soundly defeated in the next General Election. Behind a
smokescreen of shouts of RACISM, Labour has always maintained a
protective arm around a vital and cherished voting bloc. Now the
Anti-Terrorism Police have been called in to protect Labour's election
chances. Will Labour rig the next General Election?
whistle
blower " working in the Home Office. This civil servant has also been
arrested. Green was arrested for " aiding and abetting misconduct in a
public office. " After being held for 9 hours, Green was bailed and
released, pending the possible preferment of charges in February of
next year. Details on the status of the " leaking " Home Office civil
servant are sketchy at this point; he was arrested last week by the
Anti-Terrorism squad. It has been noted that, during the Thirties,
Winston Churchill received secret documents from a civil servant
working in the Air Ministry that put the lie to government assurances
that Germany was incapable of visiting death and destruction on London
by means of aerial bombardment. Churchill was not arrested when he
released parts of these secret government studies to the press. Most
Britons consider it a parliamentary duty to expose the government when
it is lying! Without the votes of immigrants, who have been arriving in
the UK in unprecedented numbers since Labour came to power in 1997,
Labour will be soundly defeated in the next General Election. Behind a
smokescreen of shouts of RACISM, Labour has always maintained a
protective arm around a vital and cherished voting bloc. Now the
Anti-Terrorism Police have been called in to protect Labour's election
chances. Will Labour rig the next General Election? November
26, 2008 --- They Look in
Here, They Look in There! Barry Sutoro's soi-disant Kenyan kith & kin claim they threw a
big party when a little baby boy, named Ba rack Obama II, checked into
this world, courtesy of the Coast Provincial Hospital in Mombasa,
Kenya. So far the management of Coast Provinicial Hospital has not yet
seen the way clear to open its 1961 log books, confirming or disproving
said assertions, made by illegal aliens, some of them hiding out in
Cleveland. " Follow me, Watson. The game's afoot! " --- " But Holmes,
how can you be certain? "
November 25, 2008 --- Feed Me! Feed Me! It seems
that just about every day now the Treasury Secretary from Goldman Sachs
goes before the microphones of the trans-national corporations and
announces yet another scheme by which the federal government will
fleece the taxpayers and print more dollars. This has been going on,
day by day, since July and the Public feels tortured, whipped as they
must be by each succeeding pack of lies. But have some sympathy for Mr.
Paulson. By now, it is certain that he has come to regard the Public as
one vast stomach, having neither brains nor legs, equipped simply with
an enormous set of ears, demanding to be fed a constant diet of lies.
After all the Treasury Secretary cannot tell us that his March Hare
prescription for " saving the economy " will feed the fires of
hyper-inflation. He thinks that 3 squares of lies a day are vital to
keeping the Public satisfied and the many-eared stomach fed until
h-e-double hockey sticks really breaks loose after January 20th!
November 24, 2008 --- Do the Math. Last Night the
Federal Reserve Bank ( US Central Bank ) agreed to cover 300 Billion in
dud loans that Citibank of Manhattan appears to have on its books, but
only after Citibank eats the first 20 Billion or so in dud loans that
it claims to be sinking under ( the Federal Reserve wants to be sure
that Citibank actually has
300 Billion in dud loans! ). All this indicates that the fiat money
system of the US is in much worse shape than the geniuses in DC would
care to admit. If the Central Bank has to make good on 300 Billion in
Citi debt, it will be constrained to monetize every dollar of that debt
by running its Fort Worth printing press overtime and then burning it
onto the hard drives of this world and, perhaps, the universe beyond.
That 
means
more inflation and lots of it. Our modern-day, bad, economic situation
is starting to resemble the ten year period of Revolutionary France :
from 1789-1799 the printing presses in Paris spewed out series after
series of fiat notes ( assignats
), each newly issued series of notes more worthless than the series
issued before ( in 1795, the yearly rate of inflation in France
surpassed 4,000%! ). Who knows --- all Americans may soon be wearing
Phrygian caps and singing songs of praise and glory to Barry Suturo,
First Citizen of the World! --- Oh, by the way : the Publicity
Department of Citibank claims that it was the first bank to join the
Federal Reserve System way back in 1913 when it was known as the
National City Bank of New York --- irony of ironies, isn't it Clubbers!
means
more inflation and lots of it. Our modern-day, bad, economic situation
is starting to resemble the ten year period of Revolutionary France :
from 1789-1799 the printing presses in Paris spewed out series after
series of fiat notes ( assignats
), each newly issued series of notes more worthless than the series
issued before ( in 1795, the yearly rate of inflation in France
surpassed 4,000%! ). Who knows --- all Americans may soon be wearing
Phrygian caps and singing songs of praise and glory to Barry Suturo,
First Citizen of the World! --- Oh, by the way : the Publicity
Department of Citibank claims that it was the first bank to join the
Federal Reserve System way back in 1913 when it was known as the
National City Bank of New York --- irony of ironies, isn't it Clubbers! November 19, 2008 --- Invasion UK. Until 1997, The
average rate of immigration into Great Britain ranged between 50,000
and 100,000 per annum. Last year 577,000 Third World immigrants were
welcomed
into the UK by the Labour Party, which regards the immigrant influx as
a certain, perpetual guarantee of future votes. When Labour came to
power in 1997, London was still a highly habitable city. Eleven years
on, parts of the city are now little Nairobis, Bombays, and Karachis.
At the quick march to doom that London is going, the once great seat of
the World's Greatest Empire will soon completely be colonized by the
Third World. The City Herself is about to fall and then Britannia shall
crumble insensate into the sea, rotted-out and conquered by the Third
World.
November 17, 2008 --- Change! President-elect Barry Sutoro ( AKA Soetoro; AKA Suetorro, AKA Obama, etc. ) has hired Valerie Jarrett to head the White House Office of Public Liaison. A long-time friend of Barry and Michelle, Jarrett earned her slum lord chops working for Tony Rezko in Chicago in the housing industry ( Section 8 ).
Valerie Jarrett : Seen here in June of 2007,
photographed during a long process in which she swallowed
Barry Sutoro's complete Birth Certificate, printed on
Indonesian Rice Paper ( tries to sell remnant
on eBay, but fails ).
November 17, 2008 --- Change! President-elect Barry Sutoro ( AKA Soetoro; AKA Suetorro, AKA Obama, etc. ) has hired Valerie Jarrett to head the White House Office of Public Liaison. A long-time friend of Barry and Michelle, Jarrett earned her slum lord chops working for Tony Rezko in Chicago in the housing industry ( Section 8 ).
Valerie Jarrett : Seen here in June of 2007,
photographed during a long process in which she swallowed
Barry Sutoro's complete Birth Certificate, printed on
Indonesian Rice Paper ( tries to sell remnant
on eBay, but fails ).
November 14, 2008 --- Profound & Deep. Deep
& Profound. Rising Sun (
1993 ), a movie that is a true Bacchanalia for the brain, has
two aphorisms that go something like this : ( 1 ). If you wait by the riverside long enough,
you will witness the body of your worst enemy go floating by. (
2 ). Always leave the leave the cage
door open so that the fleeing bird will know how to return. Wow!
These are just two examples of the many ways in which this film manages
to
be deeper than the Pacific Ocean! Tia Carrere comes onboard to grace
the end
of the cinematic proceedings. Like Obama she is supposed to be
half-Black ( only in the world of film make-believe ), and, like it
says on Obama's fake Birth Certificate, she was born in Honolulu ( Fo'
Reals! ). To convince you that her character is half-Black,
she wears a kinky wig that is the most disgusting-looking wig in
Christendom ( if somebody attacked her real hair, Tia should have sued
to collect money for malpractice with a curling-iron ). Her face, you
ask? Must you? OK, Her Face looks like it emerged from blue, wavy,
Hawaiian waters, set-off to the background of a polished and
smoothly-ridged scallop shell. |
| November 13, 2008 --- Even Midgets Started Small. Houdini
Incorporated, located at 4225 North Palm Street in Fullerton,
California, specializes in gift baskets ( California wines, chocolate
gnomes, etc. ). Houdini also specializes in hiring illegal aliens from
Central America. The Company is aptly named. Houdini Inc. is truly
Houdini-like. The Company has made good paying jobs disappear for
Americans and caused said jobs to re-materialize for foreigners, at a
pittance. Observing the packing and shipping tables of Houdini, only
Spanish
is spoken. If you want to apply for a packing or shipping job with
Houdini, you must know your Spanish because only Spanish
job-applications are handed out when you ( Mr. & Mrs. Gringo )
apply in person! --- For the sake of appearances, an English language
job-application is posted, along with the Spanish one, on Houdini's
website. ( What is the Spanish word for SUCKERS? ). Does Houdini
Inc. automatically trash all electronic applications that it gets
having Anglo-Saxon names? Want do you think, amigo? |
|
November
9, 2008 --- Is Barack Obama Really
Julia Stiles?
 You Remember Julia
Stiles, don't you, Clubbers? She
was that good-looking, flat-chested, short, blonde chick in all those
teeny-bopper movies, circa 1998-2003. For a few years there, in
Hollywood, she was a hot property, then she seemed to fall off the
show-biz map. In her heyday, she had a snotty attitude but a ready
smile. That sort of slap-you-kiss-me aura goes over big with the very
important age group of 17-34, white, male, ticket buyers. Then, poof,
she seemed to disappear, without trace. She kept making new movies,
nonetheless, but in those new movies she turned into a
good-girl-gone-bad. Was it
just me, or did you notice how things turned downward suddenly for Ms.
Stiles?
When she wasn't draping her arm around a big black
boyfriend, she was playing a character who was constantly mouthing-off
about some trendy Lefty cause? In nanoseconds that very important age
group of 17-34, white, male, ticket buyers took a hike. To put it
plainly, they took the fastest powder that you ever saw! Too much
slap-you and not enough kiss-me, if you receive my meaning. Ms. Stiles
is still in show business. She even appears in the Bourne series of
motion pictures, which is quite a profitable cinema franchise, but the
bloom is most definitely off the rose! Julia had turned into your
ex-girlfriend. You know, the one you used to be very fond of --- to the
point of insanity --- but soured on when all those nasty rumors that
your friends told you about her were confirmed by you on a personal
basis. The adage " YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN " applies to townships
and vaginas alike. So then how is Barack Obama like Julia Stiles.
Barack Obama is popular in gay bars on Christopher Street. They may go
in
for the slap-you-kiss-me stuff in such places, but Julia Stiles, the
movie star, did not frequent such places. But the parallel is as simple
as it is direct. Barack Obama desperately needs the all important
17-34, white, male voter. If he goes bad by draping his arm around big Lefty
political Hookers and starts in mouthing about how the US must be a
responsible citizen-of-the-world ( while leaving the borders open and
immigration levels high ), he will lose all the love which that very
important age group, etc., might have ever had for him. If that should
happen, then it's one term and out for you, Barack, Baby! --- and Will
Smith won't even give you a bit-part in any of his movies, Barack.
|
| November 8, 2008 --- Oh, S**t.
The New York Times Company is offering a reprint of its Nov. 5,
post-election edition at the dirt-cheap price of $14.95 ( the Banner
Headline says it right out : OBAMA ). When news of this spectacular
offer hit the cosmos, canaries throughout the tri-state region suddenly
found themselves living in unlined cages. On Weekdays and Saturdays the
cover price of the Times is
$1.50. At this Plain-Jane lower price, Times circulation has been falling
like a stone off a high bridge. The Times
has not yet figured out a means by which Obama can be re-elected every
day of the week --- but give the Times
time, something may be worked out ( OBAMA FREES THE
SLAVES has already been taken [ 1863 ] ). |
| November
7, 2008 --- NEO-Conned, Again! After
September 11, 2001, the Fed. Gov. propaganda machine had the
trans-national media circulate the story that visa-overstayers and
illegal aliens from the Middle-East were solely responsible for the
bombings in DC & NYC, which had occurred on that eventful day. You
might think that such an outrageous and murderous outcome of US
Immigration Policy would be rectified. You might think that a "
conservative " President would urge a " conservative " Congress to, at
the very least, cutback and police the high level of Legal and Illegal,
Third World Immigration into the United States. If so, your thinking
would be most definitely wrong. What happened on September 12, 2001 (
or thereabouts ), in a nutshell, was that Ariel Sharon, who became
Prime Minister of Israel in 2001, picked up a phone in Tel Aviv and
dialed a number that branched his line directly into a telephone on the
desk of President George W. Bush. Sharon told Bush where to go ( to
Iraq! )! The rest, as they say in AIPAC, is history. Yesterday, Rahm
Israel Emanuel, a former " civilian " member of the IDF, accepted
President-elect Barack Obama's offer to become Chief-of-Staff in
January. The White House Chief-of-Staff controls who gets to see the
President and who does not. Right now --- as you read this, dear
Clubber --- the janitorial staff of National
Review is
tearing down all portraits of GWB, hanging on the office walls, and
replacing them with Jesus-style velour mock-ups of our Lord &
Saviour, Barack Obama! John McCain is not the only politician who knows
the words to " Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran. " |
| November 5, 2008 --- Amnesty for Auntie in 2009? Will
Obama's Aunt,
an illegal alien, along with 20 million other Third World invaders, be
granted Amnesty in 2009? The House is a lost cause --- with a Dem. gain
of at least 20 seats, an Amnesty bill would sail through in 2009. But
the Senate still looks out of reach. The Dems. picked up 5 seats last
night ( the 6th, in Minnesota, is so close at this moment that even if
the Republican, Norm Coleman, hangs on, there is certain to be a
recount, because he finishes only several hundred votes ahead in the
initial tally). To sure of breaking a filibuster on Amnesty for
Illegals, the Senate Amnesty Dems. needed a pickup of at least 8 seats
last night. There are enough anti-Amnesty Dems., in the Senate, to
insure that the 2007 filibuster will be repeated in 2009. Of course,
the current level of " Legal Immigration, " now running at 2 million
Third Worlders, per year, will probably be increased, and Obama's
Auntie will keep drawing her monthly welfare checks, undisturbed. She
might even get a part-time job with ICE, now that her nephew is the new
President of the Disunited States of Third World Bus Station! |
|
November 3, 2008
--- Bizarro World, Part
463. In
the nation of Bizarro, in which we live, it is a crime to leak to the
Press information about the illegal alien aunt of the Dem. nominee for
President, who refuses to show us his US Birth Certificate ( here's
hoping that one exists ). Auntie Zeituni was flown in from Kenya on a
temporary tourist visa and stayed permanently after it expired. She was
given a real Social Security number. She receives federal and state
welfare payments. She lives in subsidized housing. She waved the
American Flag in the halls of the US senate at Obama's swearing-in
ceremony. She is crippled and has been photographed leaning on a cane (
don't you feel sorry for her? ). She is a recipient of Medicaid. She
has maintained her " out-of-status " status as an illegal
alien for
more than four years, in this country, without fear of having the
deportation order issued against her person carried out! After
she cashed one of her welfare checks at the cash-spot, she gave $265.00
to her bigshot nephew, our Citizen-of-the-World, Barack " Barry "
Obama, to help him with his campaign for President. Obama says she
worked as a computer-programmer in Nairobi in her younger days ( Insert
Laughter Here ). In 1976 the Sex Pistols thought they were talking
about the UK when they went up on stage and screamed : " No Future, No
Future! " They were off by thirty-two years and they must have meant
the US, when they were doing all that screaming. Don't dare even whisper a word about Aunt
Zeituni though, or her nephew might have you arrested for hate speech! |
|
October 30, 2008 --- The Presidential Campaign as a
Criminal Enterprise. Students
of History will recognize the year. The Republicans nominate a
candidate with a reputation for corruption and a taste for patronage.
The Democrats nominate a military figure who is a non-entity and who
winds up losing to the crook by only ten thousand votes in the
nationwide-poll. There seem to be no issues between the candidates to
debate. In 1880, the Democrats are still sore about having the election
of 1876 stolen from them in the most blatant manner. They will suspect
that the same thing has occurred in 1880, but they are forced to wait
until 1884 to claim the White House after being denied by the
Republicans in every campaign since 1860. The loser, General Winfield
Scott Hancock, returns to his old government job, Commander of the US
Army's Division of the Atlantic & Military Department of the East
on New York's isolated Governor's Island where he quietly fades away
and dies, utterly forgotten. The winner, James A. Garfield, is shot in
the back by a failed patronage-seeker, in June of 1881, while he is
waiting for a train to arrive in a station in Washington, DC. The
nation waits as the life of the new President hangs in the balance. He
quickly recovers his strength, thanks to a hardy constitution; the
bullet, fired at close range, lodges in Garfield's sinewy back muscles
( from Ohio, he had started working, at the age of four, for his
widowed mother, on the family farm ). A healing cyst had formed around
the contaminated bullet. But the best medical care would overmaster
Garfield's famously hardy constitution. Doctors are brought to the
White House sick room to locate the bullet. For 79 days, they fish and
they probe without finding it. Doctor after doctor cuts into the wall
of the President's back with filthy instruments, hoping to locate the
offending, poisoned lozenge of lead. After 79 days, the President at
last succumbs to too much help. If he had been left alone to recover at
his own pace, without benefit of constant, inquisitive surgery, he
would have surely survived the shock of the offending bullet's entry
into his body. But doctors are doctors, they at least want to appear
honest. If they have hopes of leaving a big bill, they want to show off
their learned proficiency by cutting up a patient first! President
Garfield's much abused wound was not the first mistake that the medical
profession has buried, nor will it be the last --- not by a long chalk!
In a Round About way this year's campaign is reminiscent of 1880. We have our vapid military figure and our winning(?) candidate coming from a culture of corruption and from a mid-west political machine of outrageous patronage. Both candidates are loathe to debate the issues of the day. But our Chosen One is thoroughly modern. He has raised a sum approaching 700 million dollars, much of it dirty and from overseas. His little ACORNS are only too happy to spend it, with abandon, on us, but --- most of all --- on themselves! He is so modern and computerized that no paper US Birth Certificate, proving his domestic nativity, seems to exist! Will our Chosen One win by 10,000 votes or even better? After all GW won by only 500 votes, and look what a sport he turned out to be! |
| October 27, 2008 --- Misinformation, Part 463. When
the media gets hold of something, it is like a dog with a bone : it
worries a reputed fact to the point of nonsense. Lately the " fact "
that Ronald Reagan was 8 points behind, in the opinion polls, before he
debated Carter in the last week of the 1980 Presidential Campaign, has
been beaten to death. Drink a deep dose of Reality, TeeVee People.
Carter had refused to debate Reagan for months because he was afraid of
losing a war of words to Reagan's persuasive tongue ( he was right to
be so fearful ). Carter and Reagan were neck-and-neck in most polls,
with Reagan more than slightly ahead in a few. To pull out of hat, one
poll that was demonstrably faulty, is to stand a ridiculous argument on
brittle glass. But you know the universal credo of the trans-national
Media World --- grab a factoid out of your hindquarters and run with
it. It has always been ever thus! |
| October
25, 2008 --- America's First 6ft.
First Lady. According to La Michelle Obama : Barack Gets IT! What in the
name of all that's Holy is IT? |
| October 22, 2008 --- Down Argentine Way. Round
about 1907, the tribe of Yours Truly were sharecroppers in Northern
Italy. One branch of the tribe took off for newly built tenements in
Manhattan, the other for refurbished apartments in the old " mansions "
of Buenos Aires. At the turn of the last century, Argentina was
considered to be more prosperous by Italians, perhaps because half
the populace spoke Italian and the other half spoke Spanish, which was
near enough to Italian to be bearable on Romance, Italian-speaking
tongues! By
the end of the Twentieth Century, Argentina had been rendered dirt poor
by
dictators and Socialism. Yesterday the government of Argentina made the
first moves towards " nationalizing " 30 Billion Dollars in heretofore
private pension funds. Argentina is going broke again and
needs the money, we have been somberly told. What happens in Buenos
Aires stays
in Buenos Aires? It could never happen in modern Manhattan, now could
it? |
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October
19, 2008 --- Backfire to the
Elephant's Face. This
morning Colin Powell ( ex-everything ) endorsed Barack Obama. Because
of the Republican Party and Racial Preferences, Powell, a man of
extremely modest mental abilities, managed to leap over and achieve
various military and political positions. Powell will be forever
remembered as a boot-licking bureaucrat who helped to cover-up US Army
massacres of civilians in Vietnam and who shamelessly lied to the world
about evidence of Iraq's " Weapons of Mass Destruction. " After George
W. Bush was re-elected in 2004, he went to the " reformed " alcoholic
and begged that he be allowed to remain in his position of Secretary of
State. Bush turned away his pleas and demanded his resignation ( Bush
had grown to suspect that Powell and his staff had sought to curry
favor with the Press by copiously leaking items when any stray story
seemed to put Powell in a good light ). The position of Secretary of
State was kept within the circle of Racial Preference --- the
ridiculous bumblings of Condi Rice have given encouragement to all
non-Russian speaking Russia Experts everywhere. After decades of
Republican contortions
into pretzel-like shapes in order to win the Black vote, John McCain
will garner no more than 3% of it in November. The Marquis de Sade was
a Republican because he so loved Pain.
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October 18, 2008 --- Blasted to
Hell. For
those who care. Guillaume Depardieu, France's Greatest Living Hophead,
has relinquished the title --- he no longer lives. He cashed in his
chips earlier this week. His body simply gave out after long years of
outrageous self-abuse. Devoted Clubbers will remember that he showed up
on these pages on August 9, 2008 ( Click Here ) after he
was involved in an auto-accident. His plastic leg broke in two but
saved his life. He lived to shoot-up another day. It is rumored that a
hot load of seven New York bags did the trick.
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October 16, 2008 --- Michael Corleone Talks to His
Stock Broker
: Just when I told you I wanted to get out you told me to stay in. You
know, you remind me of my brother Fredo --- the last job he had before
he drowned suddenly, in a boating accident, was on Wall Street.
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| October 14, 2008 --- The Flood of Green. The
Sec. of the Treasury has pulled 250 Billion Dollars out of his hat (
better than a rabbit ). With this freshly printed pile of fiat
currency, favored banks are supposed to start lending. In 1933, FDR
tried to deploy this Socialist technique. He had the Bureau of
Engraving & Printing turnout Brown-Seal " National Currency " fiat
notes, which were dumped on banks through the Federal Reserve System.
But in 1933, those banks that were still up and running after March
refused to lend the fresh money out to companies and people who were
unlikely to pay it back! Back in '33, Bankers were crude! They were so
crude and narrow-minded that some of the 1933 Brown-Seal notes did not
enter the money supply until the early sixties, gathering mold in bank
vaults until reliable customers, with collateral ( what a concept! ),
showed up ( the Brown-Seal notes were held as reserves for many
years--- wow, again what a concept! ). Does the Sec. of Treasury plan
to force the new, hotshot banks to issue new sub-prime mortgages and to
dole out loans to busted NAM businesses. Sure sounds like it! ACORN,
pull up your wheelbarrow and Weimar here we come! ( Still having
computer troubles. Is the Club eligible for a loan on a super duper new
model with LINUX ( I HATE WINDOWS! )? But being broke, we have no
collateral. --- By the way, paper money collectors often call the
Brown-Seal notes " Franklin's Fakes! " |
| October 11, 2008 --- Beer, Tea, Boys & Pipes. At
the turn of the last century, say around 1906 or thereabouts, it was
said that the favorite pursuits of scholars and professors, at the
various colleges of Oxford University ( England ), were beer, tea,
boys and pipes --- but not necessarily in that order. What does our
future
President & King Barack Obama do for a hobby? We know so much about
him and yet so
little ( pardon our appearance, our main computer is sick and in
hospital --- as they say up at Oxford! ). |
Being Away From the Computer leaves time for other things. Esquire magazine ( Nov., 2008 issue ) has dubbed Halle Berry The Sexiest Woman Alive ( Ruff! --- even though, at 40 plus she is beginning to look at little shopworn; but Carmichael, the Polar Bear, is still crazy about her and says that if she showed up at his igloo one cold night, he wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning ).
October 5, 2008 --- 5% Down on the Disgusto - Meter : In July Obama went to Berlin and declared himself " Citizen of the World. " In October McCain stayed in Washington and voted for a Banker's Bailout bill that gave US Treasury aid to foreign bankers, among 850 Billion other ridiculous things too pathetic to mention. It is written : no Presidential Candidate shall be immune from the consequences of self-inflicted Stupidity.
October 2, 2008 --- Globalist Poison. ( From China with Sweeney Todd ). Chinese White Rabbit Creamy Candy products contain melamine, an indigestible plastic. Some examples of this awful substance have been discovered hidden in candy bars on Connecticut shelves. Be on guard. It will either kill you or clean out your insides quicker than a stiff dose of horse laxative.
Oct. 2, 2008 --- October the First was Too Late. ( Hey, there's supposed to be a Campaign going on around here! ). He warned you. He said he was a complete ignoramus on economic matters ( McCain's Campaign sputters and dies ). He simply thought that the US Treasury could go on forever writing checks and that said checks would never bounce because the Chinese would always cash them for us! Barack Obama has a little bit of Bill Clinton in him. No, he isn't oversexed to the point of being accused of rape, nor has he ever been fingered for taking cash-stuffed envelopes from Arkansas drug dealers, but he is a smooth-talking con man, nonetheless. The absolute garbage he talks is quite amazing --- but those ever-loving Dems. just eat it up! And Wacky Jack's famine is Barack's feast. Now, if only McCain's handlers could revive that rumor which Hillary Clinton's Campaign started about Obama's bedroom tastes being on the " BENT " side ( the opposite of what Maurice Chevalier sang about : " Thank Heaven for little [ fill in the blank ]!!! " ). " Only then will this dreary Campaign get some much needed spice!
Oct. 1, 2008 --- Does a Varnished Eel Know that It's a Varnished Eel? Confusion reigns! The US Senate, in defiance of Article 1, Section 7 ( paragraph one ) of the US Constitution, threatens to vote on an old revenue-rising bill before the US House of Representatives rejects a new revenue-rising bill! Nancy Pelosi swears that she will hornswoggle Republicans into voting for a do-over --- and the Democrats are all well-meaning Saints! The Zombies on trans-national TeeVee scream and point a collective finger at the public and scream again, claiming that the worldwide system of debt creation will collapse unless the US Congress gives authority to the US Secretary of the Treasury to buy old, bad debt while the US Central Bank whips up new, bad debt, claiming authority from the Gold Standard Congress of 1913! Oh, sweet Zombies. Use a napkin and a straw and suck out our brains to the last inch because our brains were not made for logical thought and our brains hurt!!!
Sept. 29, 2008 --- A Get-Out-of-Jail Card will Cost You 700 Billion $!!! Wonder why corporations and clearinghouses give politicians money? Simple! It's jail-prevention insurance! You can bet a worthless Federal Reserve Note to a donut ( donuts have zeros ) that those patriotic US Congressmen, voting for the big bailout, have pocketed over and under the table cash for their bailout votes. It pays to pay off!!! Remember, they're crooked because the Commies hate America's Free Enterprise System --- top of the world, ma!!! --- Too Big to Fail!!! A rancid food stamps chicken in every pot, a Subprime Mortgage on every block!!!
September 28, 2008 --- The Mississippi Scheme ( France, 1720 ). In 1841 Charles MacKay wrote about the French Mississippi Scheme, the big subprime crisis of its day : In February [ 1720 ], it was judged advisable that the Royal Bank [ of France ] should be incorporated with the Company of the Indies. An edict to that effect was published and registered by the parliament. The state remained the guarantee for the notes of the bank, and no more were to issued without an order in council. All the profits of the bank, since the time it had been taken out of [ John ] Law's hands and made a national institution, were given over by the Regent to the Company of the Indies. The measure had the effect of raising, for a short time, the value of the Louisiana and other shares of the company, but it failed in placing public credit on any permanent basis ... it was the computed that the total amount of notes in circulation was 2,600 millions of livres, while the coin in [ France ] was not quite equal to half that amount ... on the 21st of May, an edict was accordingly issued, by which it was decreed that the shares of the Company of the Indies, and the notes of the bank, should gradually diminish in value, till at the end of the year they should only pass current for one-half of their nominal worth.
September 27, 2008 --- Woo Hoo! No More WaMu Commercials! Does anyone remember those notorious WaMu TeeVee commercials in which a squeaky clean Black Guy would poke wicked fun at a roomful of old, pasty White Guys? Now that WaMu ( Washington Mutual Bank ) has gone belly up and its smoking embers have been claimed by JP Morgan-Chase, everyone seems to have their, own personal WuMu story. The Club has received an e-mail from one of those old, pasty White Guys : he informs us that he once went into a WaMu branch and tried to cash a $500, out-of-state check against his WaMu balance. There apparently was something about his looks that gave offense to an upstanding WaMu teller, a Black Woman. She said he looked like " Mr. Clark Kent with a stick up his ass. " But, at least, according to our correspondent, she cashed his check with WaMu money ( Federal Reserve Notes ). Will JP Morgan-Chase keep every old WaMu branch open or consolidate them into its old, nearby Chase branches? Mr. Clark Kent is still walking around with a stick up his ass and he wants to know.
September 26, 2008 --- Always a Man of the Elegant Expression. Referring to the United States of America, President George W. Bush said yesterday : " If money isn't loosened up, this sucker's gonna go down! " He leaves office at the stroke of Noon on January 20, 2009. So far he has been unable to get House Republicans to agree to the set-up of a temporary sub-Treasury and to place 700 Billion in irredeemable dollars in its kitty.
September 25, 2008 --- Fo' Reals? A heavily made-up figure showed up on TeeVee last night, reminiscent of an ex-President of the United States, somehow still in office. The wavering hologram, appeared to stand upright, an image straight out of Evelyn Waugh's The Loved One, where bodies this throughly rouged are usually arranged in a horizontally recumbent position. The blank shrimp-pink face ( Waugh's words ) was mouthing electronic pulses about setting up a new US sub-Treasury that would temporarily take the place of the collapsing US Central Bank ( Federal Reserve System ), the latter now running out of irredeemable paper currency. When President Andrew Jackson tried to set-up various sub-Treasuries in the 1830s, he promised to stock their coffers with gold and silver ( he would fail to do so ). Last night, President Shrimp-Pink Face shilled a 3-card Monte game and invited 300 Million potential Marks to step up to the barrel and throw down 700 Billion paper dollars! Meanwhile, Peter Orszag, Director of the Congressional Budget Office, said yesterday that any money wagered on President Shrimp-Pink Face's con of Follow the Lady was almost certain to disappear in a puff of green smoke! Remember Fellow Americans ( Suckers ), they hate us because they hate our freedoms!
September 24, 2008 --- I am the Walrus ( C00 C00 Kachoo ). Capitol Hill is a staging ground of absurd images. Yesterday a frightened looking Walrus sidled up to a testimonial table in a Senate hearing room. He was wearing a bright red Derby Hat over his bald dome and his scared eyes blinked furiously while both his flippers twitched. He said, " I need some money quick. I need it to buy a lot of stinky oysters! " The Senators stared back at him and stroked their chins, exchanging serious glances among themselves. Everyone had practiced how to look so serious over a period of many years. They had no brains, because Alice had sucked all the substantial matter out of their heads on page one, simply by using a very long straw.
Sept. 23, 2008 --- Your Typical White Devil is Just So Full of Tricks! Now that the US Economy is firmly on the path to a Soviet-style collapse, where does your average, oppressed border jumper and harassed visa-overstayer figure in all this mess? Will he and his nearest and dearest be encouraged to leave and will his dud Fannie Mae mortgage continue to be subsidized and will Racial Preferences remain in effect? Inquiring and impoverished minds, belonging to dying and looted Typical White Devils, want to know.
September 22, 2008 --- Rescue Me or Drown Me. In July the American public were told that bailing-out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac would cost about 25 Billion. Nobody really believed this low-ball figure at the time. In September --- watch the leaves change to pretty colors --- the American public is supposed supposed to believe that a bail-out of dud mortgages and " toxic " clearing-house paper will cost about 700 Billion. Our incredibly crooked and devoid-of-the-last-shred-of-truth federal politicians all have that distressed look in the eye of kittens that have swallowed rat-poison for lunch. Realizing that Christ is not about to come down from the clouds and save our financial portfolios ( those of us what got financial portfolios, Gov! ), does that distressed look mean that the Federal Reserve System ( US Central Bank ) is about to collapse, thanks to a ball which started rolling downhill on August 15, 1971 ( Nixon gets rid of the Gold Standard --- read all about it in a dog-eared encyclopedia! )? When the Devil has you by the throat, he does not talk about pounds and shillings or dollars and cents. Nothing less than the immediate payment of your Soul is what he wants.
September 21, 2008 --- What TeeVee Commentary is All About. This morning Monica Crowley wore a Shanghai silt-skirt on the McLaughlin Group. It was tinted pale pumpkin, according to the top shelf of the red-orange designation on the universal color-wheel. If the world comes to an end tomorrow, what will she wear?
Sept. 16, 2008 --- The End of the American Dream of Mansion-Ownership? Barack Obama said yesterday that both the financial and the housing markets must be more strictly regulated. Does that mean that vous et moi can't call on the help of a thieving Chicago Slumlord to buy a multi-million dollar mansion? Hey, that's not fair! Hey, Barack, you got yours, why can't we get ours! Are we supposed to take that kind of change and like it! Sounds like loose change to me!
September 16, 2008 --- Brokeback Molehill. Since the late nineteen-eighties, the American economy has been in a desperate search for gimmicks. No longer an exporting, manufacturing country, the US found itself to be in an increasingly awkward situation : home to the world's reserve currency, but bleeding manufacturing jobs to the Third World, Japan and the European Community. The magazine articles saying that Japan was about to replace America as the world's economic powerhouse appeared to be on the verge of coming true. But in 1995 Wall St. discovered a gimmick. First called computers, then dubbed the Internet, Wall St. had minted a surefire gimmick to lure the Suckers to its tables. The World had Changed! Information Technology was the new Tulip rage! It mattered little that the business model of most IT companies was supremely flawed ( selling $1.25 worth of goods for 95¢ ), so long as revenue kept increasing and share prices kept rising! This twisted gimmick could not go forever, and it didn't. When Wall St. vomited out this swindle in early 2000, it was no harm no foul --- after all what are Pigeons for? --- except to be plucked? The greedy birds followed the breadcrumbs right into the boiling pot! All in all, it was a traditional Wall Street Finagle. But by 2000, the American economy had become twisted and had developed into a permanently hunchbacked state. Another gimmick had to be found to remove skells from their wallets. The ground lay barren for two or three years until the next gimmick, and this time the trap was set with government, not private, money. The scam was as brilliant as it was audacious. Doesn't every member of every minority group deserve to live in a home? What about the Mexican border jumpers? What are you, same kind of racist? The Teaser Rates and the Upside ARMs began to flow, in furtherance of the principle of the Brotherhood of Man and the Trans-Gendered! Not only were Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac generous, but politicians in those agencies were encouraged to steal millions, all " above board " and legal! What we need now, good and quick, is a new gimmick to save Wall St.! The feces has not yet begun to hit the fan.
September 15, 2008 --- Fabrications, Part 463. Remember when, long ago, just about last week, when government officials and their mindless trans-national media shills, went on TeeVee, threw newspaper ink around, and tried to soothe the panting Zombies? They said that the Nationalization ( conservatorship, according to Orwell ) of Fannie & Freddie meant that the worst was over. As panic runs like wildfire through world financial markets, investors on Wall St. are worried about making it to today's martini lunch without the proverbial shirt being burned off their backs in a fiat money meltdown! Funny thing about lies in the fiat currency era ( DOB : August 15, 1971 ) --- they just don't seem to hold up as long as they used to!
September
14, 2008 --- Nature Watch. In
1826 John James Audubon, ornithologist, starts selling his depiction of
the American Wild Turkey, his most renowned print; it sells like
hotcakes. On March 20, 2008 Barack Obama, politician, identifies the
Typical White Person, who " fears Black Men. " The American Wild Turkey
knows no fear and is thus an easy fowl to trap and to hunt. The Typical
White Person is prone to Buyer's Remorse. Both species once flourished
on the North American land mass but their visible numbers are
diminishing rapidly. Nature Lovers anticipate their extinction with
dread.
September 13, 2008 --- Invasion of the Typical White Persons. This is something that Barack Obama has been warning the Galaxy about for years. Now he means to get tough and fight back ( Everytime a Typical White Person hears A Pocketful of Sunshine on the radio, he/she/it turns Zombie )!
September 13, 2008 --- Once a Government Program, Always a Gov. Program. As big a threat as the Nationalization of Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac portends to Federal balance sheets, there is a reality far more pernicious hiding under the government bail-out --- Racial Preferences. Now that Washington is in full possession of more than 500 Billion in non-performing assets ( in plain English, mortgages in foreclosure or soon to be ), the government is reluctant to take the final step and kick people out of houses but is simply content to allow them to remain in possession of real estate as squatters, while the taxpayers foot the bill. It has been noted, here and elsewhere, that this act of dereliction of responsibility amounts to nothing more than kicking the can down the road for the next President and the next Congress to handle. Well, now the sky is cloudy with swarms of chickens coming home to roost. In 2002, President Bush gave a speech in which he downplayed the need for " minorities " to come across with a down-payment when taking out a mortgage. In so many words, he dubbed it a Racist financial practice. Now that Fannie & Freddie are Nationalized, the Treasury Dept. is leaning on the holders of dud mortgages not to foreclose. But now Washington Mutual, the nation's biggest non-commercial bank, holds billions of dollars in these dud mortgages and desperately needs new capital to keep its bad paper afloat. When Washington Mutual goes down the drain, how much will it cost? ( JP Morgan is in the wings, licking its chops, hoping to buy WaMu at a bargain price, once the fed. gov. agrees to take every, last dud mortgage off WaMu's books ) --- and will the Chinese & the Japanese continue to bail out Washington, DC after its coffers have been picked bone-dry?
September 12, 2008 --- Her Bird-Brain Takes Flight. Sarah Palin thinks the Iraqi Government " planned and carried out " the Sept., 2001 Manhattan & DC bombings. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. She also thinks that Georgia is a member of NATO, but, truth to tell, she just seems more than a bit confused on this point of Reality ( you known REALITY, something that was forever shifting in the Bush II White House! ). In the Middle Ages some church " scientists " believed that that heart was not merely a pump but also a muscle capable of independent thought ( some even thought that the inside of the skull was a hollow crevice where spiders and cobwebs lived ). Oh, that crazy kid --- she's all heart!
September 9, 2008 --- The Pitbull Uses Expensive Lipstick. When Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin visited Wall Street in October of 2007, her daughter Bristol ( the pregnant one ) tagged along. Bristol stayed in a $707.00 a-night hotel room for three nights. Isn't it just peachy when your Mom is state Queen and she has access to an expense account? Did the girls take the subway up to 81st CPW stop and visit the famous stuffed moose in the glass case at the American Museum of Natural History? Inquiring minds want to know!
September 7, 2008 --- Caught Wearing a Dress. I used to subscribe to a weekly hobby magazine and in the pages of said magazine there was this guy from Brooklyn, see, whom I used to read avidly. Every week he had something original and engaging to say about some particular, unexplored aspect of the hobby. Well, death comes to us all ( an unoriginal observation on my part ). Of course, the weekly hobby magazine ran an obituary of its most famous scribe. He had moved to Costa Rica for health reasons. There was a picture of his tombstone with the image a chick engraved into the stone face ( it seems that the locals had given him the Spanish nickname of " Little Chicken " ). But next to the photo of the tombstone there was a picture of the ugliest 300 pound man on God's Green Earth wearing a flower-print dress, and got up in a full brunette wig, and sporting maroon eye-shadow and blood-red lipstick ( was this photo snapped at an orgiastic birthday party and was it the only one ready to hand? ). You must understand, gentle reader, that I had read this man's words for years so the shock of seeing a 300 pound " Little Chicken " in the nightmarish flesh and looking like a grossly fat whore from Buenos Aires was utterly astounding in an extremely vomitous sort of way. David Frum, after promoting Third World Immigration into United States for many years, turns up in today's edition of the New York Times Magazine ( Click Here ) and says that current levels of Immigration into the US have turned out to have been a poorly conceived idea afterall. Why does he remind me of the " Little Chicken? " Should we disband the Club if he wants to become a member? We have always actively discriminated against 300 pound men wearing blood-red lipstick in these parts.
September 5, 2008 --- Overwhelmed by the Madding Crowd. A few days ago, the pavement in front of the London home of actress Julie Christie ( Academy Award for Best Actress; Darling [ 1965 ] ) was the scene of a rumble between Afro-Caribbean and Pakistani street toughs, and screwdrivers and uprooted street signs were the weapons of choice. Londoners have much to be thankful for. This latest set-to is just another perverted example of diversity, one of many ( send your cards and flowers to Tony Blair, UK Prime Minister 1997 - 2007. Under Blair, Britain suffered an explosion of Third World Immigration ). Last year Miss Christie's house was given a valuation of at least one million pounds ( two million dollars US ). Property values in London have sunk considerably since then.
At Left, a Screwdriver is brandished. Center, a Boot is Thrown. At Right, a makeshift Club at the ready.
September 5, 2008 --- The Police State Goes Boating. Along with the Propaganda Barrage of September 12, 2001 and beyond, came the Police State de nouveau et des etrangers. No society --- and America is certainly no exception --- can go forward with the attitude of " I'll paddle my own canoe. " Such a selfish attitude is always hijacked by burgeoning, " security-minded " governments everywhere. The rapidly expanding American Police State has grown fat off the paddle-my-own-canoe mind set. Any woodsman will tell you that animals which do not travel in a herd are the easiest to hunt, being the most frightened when chased, and the most panicky when treed --- altogether easy lunch! In a country of solitary canoers, where the lake is becoming increasingly overcrowded and overfished, where the single oarsmen speak a Babel of Languages and practice a multitude of hostile customs, full-blooded anarchy is coming to once placid waters. The game wardens just stand on shore and flash their badges and pick off their bag, one by one. Real ID, monsieur?
September 2, 2008 --- Buyer's Remorse? In our corrupt age, when the two main political parties are practically twins, marketing is everything. The news that Sarah Palin's teenager daughter is out-of-wedlock preggers does take some of the proverbial air out of the proverbial balloon, so to speak, but not entirely. The Palin pick remains a shrewd political move. The conservative base of the Republican Party loathes John McCain, plain and simple. If he came out tomorrow screaming for closing the Borders and shouting for a Pathway to Deportation, the base of the Party would not believe a word of it. That's why the McCain Campaign fixed upon Palin. McCain is in desperate need of assistance. The hope is that Palin will boost base Turnout on Election Day ( the Obama Zombies are a lead pipe cinch to turn out in droves! ) . That's why she was chosen, not because she whips up a wicked Moose Stew. End of Story.
Sept. 2, 2008 --- A Conspiracy View of History. Tawana Brawley once said : " Nobody minnippsmuhlates me! " --- thereby disproving her point.
Blast from the Past : The Philosopher Princess, Tawana Brawley.
( Al Sharpton, in background, at right [ one of Her Manipulators ] ).
August 31, 2008 --- Earth to Maureen Dowd. The reason why the 1984 choice of Geraldine Ferraro, for Dem. VP, boomeranged was not because the woman was inexperienced. The reason why the 1984 choice of Geraldine Ferraro boomeranged was because her Husband was all mobbed up and she lied through her teeth about her dead Father's undistinguished career as a lowly foot soldier in a capo regime. The comparison of Ferraro to Palin is invidious, to say the least.
August 30, 2008 --- Some Say that Breaking Up is Hard to
Do. On Thursday night a man fell asleep on the steps of St.
John Baptist Church on Brooks Place in Jersey City. His ex-Girl Friend
happened to pass by and saw him at repose there. She awoke him with a
start when she began to choke him by the neck. The man was fully wide
awake when she kicked and punched him in the face. She stopped hitting
him only after she had stolen his wallet, which contained nine dollars.
Before their break up, they had been a happy couple for 4 years.
August 30, 2008 --- It's a Girl!!! --- ( Ms. Moose for Veep ). On the face of it looks like a brilliant political move : when all is said and done, Sarah Palin, the Alaskan Super Mom who likes Moose Stew, could bring to the ticket an extra two or three percent of the vote. In a close election, that would mean the difference between winning and losing. But on the other hand, Michigan might now be out of reach for McCain without Romney. But McCain hates Romney's guts with an all consuming passion ( remember how those two went at it during the primaries? ). So Sarah Palin is something of an air ball who just maybe could pay off ( Sarah is such a trustworthy name : think school Marm ). Plus, her surname is straight out of Monty Python. McCain probably thought of the Lumberjack Sketch and smiled broadly --- which brings everything back to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!! Who said American Presidential politics is essentially a mud fight between kindergarten kids!?
August 29, 2008 --- Occupational Hazard. There are two principal activities in early 21st Century America : watching Tee Vee, and not watching Tee Vee. While engaged in this latter activity, REALITY, with a capital R, is sometimes known to brake out, but the lingering hazard of watching too much Tee Vee is that Tee Vee watchers, who must sometimes walk into the world of REALITY, continue to behave as if they were in an unceasing, Zombified state of mind. It has been often said that Tee Vee rots the brain, planting perverse and dangerous thoughts were once wholesome thoughts reigned, but I am of the opinion that Tee Vee works much like a vigorous cleanser or a high-powered suction device that wipes clean all individual characteristics and personal topography. This appalling situation was seen first in America and thereafter spread to the rest of the Western World, as sure and as quick as the bubonic plague did over the whole of 14th Century Europe. And so it is with the Immigration " story. " The trans-national Press dictates that practically all stories involving Third World Immigration be pitched with a positive bent, so much so that Tee Vee watchers have come to think that all Third World Immigrants are as sweet as molasses. But remember, Clubbers, REALITY and Her capital R will not be denied! A Canadian woman found out all about REALITY the other day in Calais, France. Variously described as a student-journalist or just plain journalist, she went into the woods of that city, armed with only an mp3 recorder and her good intentions to meet some poor, unfortunate Third Worlders. Raped and left for dead, she was found by police later that same evening. The local riot squad promptly rounded up between 150 & 200 foreigners for DNA testing. The hope is a match can be made with the evidential rape-kit drawn from the brutalized victim. As horrible as the treatment of the reporter was, she was more fortunate than another woman in Northern France who was found at about the same time. In Picardy, on the road to Soissons, the body of an Asian female, in an advanced state of decomposition, was discovered concealed in a trash bag at the bottom of a ditch, alongside the main road leading to the city. Police Forensic experts guess that she had been strangled and dumped there during the month previous. To paraphrase Henry James : REALITY, the BITCH GODDESS!
August 27, 2008 --- Quick, Cyril, Get the Butterfly Net! There are rumors that Barack Obama intends to deliver his Acceptance Speech, on Thursday night, from the inside of a fake Greek Temple, painted white and made of plywood. This is either a malicious joke, started by the McCain campaign, or proof-positive that the United States has become an Open Air Lunatic Asylum.
August 27, 2008 --- Mushroom Food. The Chosen One
is melting before our very eyes. Yes, he did go to Berlin and read from
a teleprompter and send into the polluted political atmosphere that
indelible phrase : " Citizen of the World. " Yes, he kept talking about
how not voting for him would be proof of vile Racism ( this unceasing
stream of whining coming from a half-White guy who has both benefited
from and never stopped promoting Racial Preferences for Blacks in
hiring and politics ). But he is still in free-fall, and it is now a
constant journey on the downward slope for Barack Obama, America's new
three dollar bill. It would appear that Webster's has rushed into print
a new dictionary and put The Chosen One's photograph next to the word Phony, to serve as a pictorial
representation of the word! Won't McCain tap your phone, start new
wars, and let in 3 million foreigners before Christmas? After the
Berlin Speech, it dawned on Mr. & Mrs. Undecided Voter that Barry
Sunshine ( AKA Narcissus in a three-piece suit ) would do the same for
money ( tapped phones = campaign contributions from AT&T ), for the
UN ( keep those blue peace-keepers busy! ), and to mightily work his
hindquarters off to terminate Racism ( anybody who talks about US
Borders is really a closet Racist, and, after all, is not every man on
planet earth my Brother except my half-brother, who lives in a shack in
Kenya ). Obama is still smiling for the cameras, but the moisture that
you see on his forehead is just what it appears to be --- FLOP SWEAT!
Mr. & Mrs. Undecided Voter have began to suspect that Bountiful
Barry is just like any run-of-the-mill, hack, Democrat politician out
of the past, who enjoys farming mushrooms --- all that's different is
the changed packaging. Like
the old boss, the new boss means to do the same : keep you in the dark
and feed you a steady diet of cow manure.
August 23, 2008 --- Hey, You! Stay Awake. At today's rally for Joe Biden, all campaign workers will be put to work. They'll be handing out free packages of No-Doz.
August 23, 2008 --- Pooder for Veep. He's older,
he's whiter, he's balder, but he's not wiser, and he has been in the US
Senate for more than thirty-five years, he is Joe Biden, the new Dem.
candidate for the bottom of the ticket. It is as if the old, mangy cat
in the corner had been drafted into political service. Under the
circumstances, Biden is the natural choice, because at this particular
moment in the campaign, he is the
safest choice. It seems like an eternity ago, before THE ONE
fixed his eyes on the teleprompter in Berlin on July 24, 2008 --- it's
been only thirty days! --- and declared himself " Citizen of the World,
" that the campaign of the Barack Obama went into vertiginous free
fall. The Berlin " Citizen of the World " speech, at the Goldelse ( " Golden Lizzy " ), is
now widely mocked, but it contained at least one memorable line : With an eye toward the future, with
resolve in our hearts, let us remember this history, and answer our
destiny, and remake the world once again! The Berlin speech,
however, was cursed by miserable timing, and timing is just as
important in politics, as in life, if not more so. The time was once
ripe, the time was once right, for a challenger to Hillary Clinton. At
the beginning of 2008 there was a universal desire to see the defeat of
Hillary Clinton. The very thought of Bush ( 1988 ), Clinton ( 1992 ),
Clinton ( 1996 ), Bush ( 2000 ), Bush ( 2004 ), and the Hillda Beast (
2008 and beyond ) was like a depressive, comprehensive, fog upon the
land. Oh, where was our knight to slay this hideous monster? With
superb timing, Barack Obama stepped into the role and it was sheer
heaven to watch him skewer the filthy dragon upon the tip of his
avenging lance. That Job done, Obama has yet to close the deal for Roi du Pays. His timing has been
most decidedly off; he is running for President of the United States,
not Citizen of the World! The voters want to be romanced. They do not
want to be told they that are a mob of scurvy Racists, who must keep
the borders open and accommodate the Third World in order to atone for
their darkest sins. There is still time left on the running clock, but
is our once shining, now bedraggled, knight up to the task?
August 22, 2008 --- Paradise in the Gutter ( The Race So Far ). We already knew that John McCain dumped his first wife to marry Ms. Money Bags. We already knew that Barack Obama took cash from a Chicago Slum Lord. For those of you who did not, Congratulations!!! Watching American Idol on a loop has rotted out your brain and destroyed the nation. Thanks!
August 22, 2008 --- The Bleeding Obvious, Part 463. One would think, at this very late date, that one's government would not be so cavalier about wasting one's money. Well, your thinking would be all wrong, not say in the furtherance of madness, seriously screwed, blued, and tattooed. The US State Dept. released a tear sheet a few days ago, saying that it is suspending its Priority Three ( P3 ) program of testing African " refugees, " who seek admittance into the United States. P3 is a costly DNA testing program that whipsaws the American taxpayer thousands of dollars, at each go, for the administration of a DNA assay. The object of a P3 test is to match the DNA of an African " refugee, " already resident in the United States, with a family member stuck in Africa, patiently waiting for admission into the US. Here's where the US taxpayer gets screwed, blued, and tattooed. Thinking that your average, present day, potential, African immigrant would be as honest as, say, your average Norwegian immigrant, circa 1900, the State Dept. geniuses spent thousands, at a pop, to run the P3 DNA test. No surprises! According to the State Dept. about 80% of the Africans who took the P3 DNA test turned out to be the most dreadful liars, these future George Washingtons possessing no DNA or blood-tie whatsoever to the " refugees " already resident in the US. Congress has allotted 16,000 slots for " refugee " immigrants from Africa for this fiscal year, but, because of the costly collapse of the P3 program, only 7,000 of these places have been filled so far. The fiscal year ends on September 30th, and, of course, these slots will be filled --- even if it takes Mr. Hook & Mr. Crook to do it!
August 21, 2008 --- Maintaining His Pay Grade. Overheard by the water cooler, sometime in the late Winter of 1985 : " You know that Colored Guy, Barry. ( Yeah ). He has great personal and inter-personal skills. He told me that the White Girls in Bananarama are just pale imitations of Black Girls, using pretentious musical arrangements and teased hair as psychological shields. " Back then, it was strictly a joke. What must they be saying by the selfsame water cooler, concerning St. O, right about now?
August 20, 2008 --- Say It Loud. He's Open Borders & He's Proud! Say what you will, the cack-handed ability of Barack Obama to piss away a sure thing is truly astonishing. According to the Reuters/Zogby poll, Obama has lost 12 points in the last 30 days, giving John McCain a temporary 5 point lead among Likely Voters! Since Narcissus in a three-piece suit went to Berlin and declared himself " Citizen of the World, " his campaign appears to have entered into a permanent Death Spiral. On Sunday, Obama was in San Francisco where he raked in 7.2 million dollars from a group consisting of mostly Indian immigrants. The excitement of all that cash was overpowering; it started Barry to a-blabbing in the most psychopathic way imaginable. " I'm a Desi --- I'm a Homeboy!, " Barry shouted in orgiastic delight ( a Desi is a slang word for an immigrant from the Indian Subcontinent ). Barry also went on to extol, in his customary manner of platitudes and shop-worn nostrums, the virtues of increasing rates of immigration and throwing open the borders of the US to other World Citizens like Himself ( just think of all that beaucoup, cool campaign money! ). Citizens of the United States, born before the Immigration Act of 1965, are pardoned for thinking that they have wandered into an Open-Air Lunatic Asylum! But McCain's 5 point lead can't last. He'll just get jealous. The McCain plan for a teeming Calcutta or two in every one of the 57 states --- by Barry's Count --- is sure to emerge in very short order!
August 20, 2008 --- Oh, Those Naughty Speculators! Positions in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac continue to unwind. Yesterday the common shares of Fannie closed at $6.01 and Freddie at $4.17. Both mortgage giants have lost approximately 85% of the valuation of their unretired common since December. Last month, the drab prostitutes at the US Treasury Dept. proclaimed that, at most, only 25 Billion or so in Taxpayer Cheese would be needed in any Fannie or Freddie bailout. Now the talk from the same whores goes that they were misunderstood! They meant 25 Billion smackeroos each!!! Whatever the true amount of the final Fannie & Freddie Butcher's Bill turns out to be, all but the mentally-challenged certainly have realized by now is that Treasury is waiting for Fannie & Freddie common to go down to practically nothing before US Taxpayer money can be used to prop up Fannie & Freddie bonds, which are, in large measure, held by foreign investors. These foreign investors, being foreign, never fully appreciated what an Affirmative Action, Dog's Breakfast, the American Mortgage Market had become. Both the Clinton & Bush, Jr. regimes deployed Fannie and Freddie as a means by which to get NAMs into real estate. The no-money-down, Teaser Rate ( and in some cases : cold, hard, cash was doled out as " bridge money " ) mortgage simply became an extension of Great Society largess that would have done LBJ proud. Does anybody seriously expect Washington to supervise the dispossession of millions of NAMs from properties which they now occupy as your standard, garden-variety, non-paying squatter??? The six-bedroom house is just the latest example of a federal welfare program that will be a poison pill on the Market for many years to come.
August 18, 2008 --- Just Like Tony Soprano Would Have Done. Two Undertakers were arrested for Murder last week in Erlangen, Germany. The events that led up to the killing are plain enough. After the sale of his Funeral Home in 2005, the seller agreed to wait until after the buyer took full possession of the establishment to receive a final payment. But that last payment never seemed to be forthcoming. Only then did the anxious, selling Undertaker call upon the services of a friend, in the Spring of 2007, who turned out to be another Undertaker. Both went to visit the Funeral Home in question to renegotiate terms of final payment. After these discussions fell through, the indebted Undertaker disappeared from view. Erlangen Police now state they believe that the body of the non-paying Undertaker was placed in a coffin which was already occupied. The culprits proceeded to place the over-loaded coffin in a hearse, which they drove to a private crematorium where they presented a Death Certificate for only one set of worldly remains. The Erlangen Police are, at present, diligently combing the records of said crematorium in hopes of fixing the precise date on which two bodies were nefariously burned together.
August 17, 2008 --- The Surge Goes In One Ear & Out the Other. The claim, by the US Secretary of State, that the World has left August, 1968, behind --- namely that the Russians can no longer invade a sovereign state ( Czechoslovakia ) and get away with it completely unscathed --- was easily the most fatheaded Bush Administration statement of the Week, the Bush Administration being the most fatheaded contraption in existence. Once again, the Bushies seem to possess a limitless talent for rubbing their own noses in it; the crystal moment being the September 11th Bombings in DC & Manhattan. A group of foreign nationals, most of them visa overstayers, hijack planes and fly them into buildings ( WTC Building No. 7 collapses on its own accord, no explanation given ). For the next eighteen months the Bush Administration thumps the tub for war with Iraq with the powerful and essential aid of the Corporate Media. Without the Corporate Media, the thin tissue of everlasting lies would have been hooted off the stage. After the US Invasion of Iraq, the lies just go on : " Turning the corner, " " Final throes, " etc. And in 2007, Bush springs THE SURGE upon us all, as if one, last desperate attempt to save face were a tactical Master Stroke. With brains so addled from living in a world of inverted fantasy, up is down and black is white, Condi Rice casts her muddled mind back 40 years and recalls Soviet depredations. No wonder the Russians are now taking their own sweet time in Georgia. Bush couldn't lead a parade of 8 yr. olds to an Ice Cream Truck without being accused of attempted poisoning.
August 15, 2008 --- Euro Jitters. Since
August 15, 1971, when President Richard Nixon cut the last links of the
US Dollar to Gold ( Happy Birthday, Worthless Piece of Paper! ),
economic weather can sure be changeable. Wasn't it just yesterday that
Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac were Nationalized by the Fed because
mortgages granted to NAMs and Illegal Aliens were flopping around like
gasping mackerels in a leaky rubber dinghy? Wasn't Gold headed to
$1,ooo a few weeks ago? Wasn't Silver about to crest $20.00 during a
makeshift performance of A Midsummer
Night's Dream in
a Brooklyn schoolyard? This morning the Pound sank to $1.86 after
resting comfortably at $2.00, just 30 days ago, and the Euro has sunk
suddenly to $1.47 quicker than a heavy cruiser coming into
radius-contact with an electro-magnetically triggered harbor mine after
riding at a steady level of $1.60 for months. What gives? It's Russia,
that's what! Last week Georgia decided to flush out some annoying
Russian passport holders, with guns and bad attitudes, in the small
enclave of South Ossetia. The Bear came back in the true comic book
fashion of Sgt. Rock, smoking a cigar and chugging an AK-47, while
jumping up and down on the turret of a tank, completely wiping out
the fleeing enemy army by the turn of page 8. It's just like the old
days
that now only the janitor of the DC Headquarters of the Fed remembers.
The Politburo orders an invasion of Afghanistan, the West German Mark
drops against the rising Bulgarian Shish-Kabob and the Pound is
suddenly shaved by a Groat in its relationship to the US Greenback.
Imagine what would happen if America pulled out of Afghanistan???
Strong Dollar Policy Here We Come!!!
August 14, 2008 --- The Latest, Hot, Internet Rumor. During the last, few days a mischievous rumor has gained currency on the Internet --- namely, that the US Birth Certificate of Barack Obama cannot be found ( see what happens when you go to a foreign country and announce that you are a " Citizen of the World " )! By all accounts Barack Obama, the son of Barack Obama, Sr., a Bigamist & Kenyan National and Ann Dunham, a US National ( as well as a US American, according to Miss Doe Doe Bird of 2007 ) was born within the precincts of Kapiolani Medical Center in Honolulu, Hawaii on August 4, 1961. The Obama Campaign must have a copy of Barry's Birth Certificate, but they dare not release it now because at least 30% of the country will go out & tell their friends that it is a laughable forgery, so distrusted is the Chosen One by certain segments of the population. Remember a few years back, when a Birth Certificate of Beyonce's showed up on the Internet stating that she really was 36 years old and not 25, as she was truly, at time? Some people have never heard of PhotoShop®, that's all. No Barry is not some deep, secret agent of an African country who wishes to do the US harm. No African country is capable of such farseeing organization.
DESTINY'S CHILD : Decrepit Night Nurses, Working for the VA, Who Sort of Branched Out in Order to Rule the World?