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February 4, 2010 » "Moderate" : The New Dirty Word in Politics.

There will be a party primary taking place this summer in Arizona for John McCain's US Senate seat. JD Hayworth, the challenger, has already started making Robo calls to Republican voters in which he calls McCain a “moderate” and characterizes his positions on bank regulation and immigration as “moderate.”  “Moderate” is the new Liberal.  It is the new dirty word in US politics.

Byron Dorgan, the retiring senator from North Dakota, is a Democrat and a self-avowed moderate.  His colleague in the Senate, Dem. Kent Conrad, is another self-avowed moderate.  Rob Port, a political commentator on North Dakota radio, says : “The joke here is that we elect conservatives to state office because we don't want them to spend our money, but we elect liberals to national office because we want them to spend other people's money!”

In the world of Barry Spendalicious, this peculiar way of juggling Democrats and Republicans is becoming an increasingly dicey proposition.  With the full blown spending mania now underway in DC, North Dakotans will soon be forced to face the music, as it were, and pony up for other people's spending passions in the other 49 states.  Where will it all end?  The idea of giving California back to Mexico, along with parts of Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona, no longer seems like a hare-brained scheme!  It would be one sure way to cut the national deficit overnight!


February 1, 2010 » The Money Quote of the Year ( ... So Far ).
Detective Club of Jersey CityTeddy Kennedy blew into DC, in late 1962, on the wings of a Special Election. It would take a visit from the Grim Reaper, last year, to prise his ample butt from that idiosyncratic chair made of expansive Massachusetts oak. In a new book about ex-US Senator John Edwards ( The Politician by Andrew Young ), Teddy waxes eloquent about the paradisaical atmosphere of the nation's capital in the early 60s : It used to be civilized. The media was on our side. We'd get our work done by one o'clock and by two we were at the White House chasing women. We got the job done, and the reporters focused on the issues. . . . It was civilized.
                                           
January 30, 2010 » Incapable of Truth.
From the beginning, to paraphrase Lady GaGa, the British Electorate and Tony Blair were caught up in a ''Bad Romance.''  In 1997 Labour came in after 18 years of Tory rule.  It was so noted that, not just Blair but the whole Labour crew, seemed immune from uttering a single statement within kissing distance of veracity.  But in that Labour Time, the living was easy, and if the money wasn't free, at least the interest rates were ridiculously low and the market high --- and of course the Tories didn't seem to have a clue.  It also seemed to pass notice that Labour had opened the air and seaports of the nation to the dregs of humanity and humanity landed and went straight on the dole, so much so that the national exchequer began to run the most frightful deficits.

On that day in September of 2001, when the world supposedly changed, or when an ex-CIA asset living in a cave in Afghanistan somehow issued an invitation to George W. Bush to invade Iraq, the Blair premiership also underwent a transformation.  In the 30 years since then-Prime Minister Harold Macmillan had stated that now Britain would henceforth play the British Athens to the American Rome, Tony Blair decided to supply the American Rome with 40,000 British centurions, all for the better to invade Iraq with.  We know the rest of the story.  Although George W. Bush managed to obtain a second term with the help of a rigged electronic voting machines in Ohio and ceaseless, numbing propaganda in transnational press, Tony Blair's political career ended for good and all in the sands of Mesopotamia.  Even though he managed to eke out a remarkable majority, under the circumstances, in the Commons for Labour in the 2005 General Election ( Labour : 35%; Conservative : 32%; Liberal : 22%; UKIP : 2%; Other Parties : 9% ), the Blair Watch became a political Death Watch, but prevaricating Tony managed to hang on for another two years until handing the reins of government over to Gordon Brown, an incoherent bumbler who would makes Blair, in retrospect, look like a Demosthenes.

Yesterday Tony Blair faced a parliamentary committee that is delving into the reasons behind the British Army's transformation into a stooge and poodle for the American War Machine in 2003.  Said Tony : “I genuinely believe that if we had left Saddam in power, even with what we know now, we would still have to deal with him in circumstances when the threat was worse and possibly when it was hard to mobilize any support for dealing with the threat.”

Untruthful Tony dodged and weaved and faked.  The words tumbled from his mouth effortlessly, no matter how outrageously false.  Without evidence that Saddam Hussein was a threat to anybody but himself, the British military had followed blindly, and with absolute obedience, the American lead.  About this disgraceful state of affairs for England, Blair seems not to have the lightest regret nor the slightest pang of conscience.  As with most criminals, it seems, his only regret is getting tangled up in fabrications and exposed for lies. But his suit stayed pressed and his false smile remained, true to form, concrete and shockingly insincere.



January 25, 2010 » A New Broom Sweeps Dirty.
At this very late date, even casual observers have gotten used to Washington, DC's love for distractions.  The National House has been on fire for years now, seeming to continually burn to the ground, but your average, run-of-the-mill politician in DC just loves to leave the scene of the fire and run round the corner where he pisses on the first daffodil he sees and then forms a committee to investigate the crime.

Hearkening back to 1993, remember how NAFTA was debated in Congress?  Much time was spent on discussing the broom-industry in the United States.  Brooms, and the making of them, received a lot of time on the TeeVee and a lot of column inches in print.  American broom workers, we were assured, would be retrained and put to work doing something else (making brushes for cats?), after all, the good broom jobs had gone to Mexico, of course.  Not to pass NAFTA, we were told by our “honest” politicians, would mean that the border with Mexico would be overrun by starving Mexicans looking for work in the United States making brooms, thereby destroying general peace and civility!  Such has ever been the credo in DC: keep it simple and keep it basic, so that American morons will understand that Washington really does have the best interests of the country at heart!  While there just might be as many morons living in America, if not more, thanks to constantly inrushing Third World Immigration, but these days, thanks to the Internet, the laptop computer has become a surefire means for blasting such ludicrously mindless scenarios which, needless to say, don't make a lick of sense.

The latest impossible conundrum that DC politicians (there are no Undocumented Aliens, just Undocumented Democrats!) are fixing to present the American people with a scheme to increase the immigration level for Haitians.  It seems, to fevered brains, that if the United States admits more Haitians in here there will be more money going out, back to Haiti, so at the end of the day the American taxpayer will find his burden lessened vis-à-vis the cost of general, “legal” immigration.  You have to be an absolutely drunken Einstein to appreciate this planned maneuver of twisted DC logic!  I say send all the Haitians straight to Mexico where they can make brooms and then more Mexicans will jump the border for factories here, where they can be hired to make brushes for cats!  Excuse me for a moment while I pop round the next corner and piss on a daffodil --- now that's how to get things done!

 Has He Got a Brush for You!



Jan. 22, 2010 » The Assassination that Just Won't Die.
Last night Fox TeeVee did the Kennedy assassination on Bones.  A group of big, burly Secret Service agents brought into the National Archive (“The Jeffersonian”) the skeleton of JFK in a shiny aluminum coffin.  The Archives’ forensic pathologists were given the task of finding out whether Kennedy had been shot from before or behind or sideways and whether he had been shot by more than one gunman.  Bones hit TV in 2005 and is now about played out, tending to go into the soap opera aspects of “The Jeffersonian” forensic examiners at tedious length, so time spent on a real mystery was most welcome for beleaguered Bones fans.  However, the allotted 44 minutes for the show would severely constrain a Shakespeare or a Shaw but, all in all, a tidbit or two about the deep doubts surrounding Kennedy Assassination made for a most welcome change away from the recent level of soap-opera style recriminations.

FBI agent Booth (David Boreanaz) turned out to be the Great, Great, Great Grandson of John Wilkes Booth -- -- -- a plot twist, at the end of the show, that was good enough to draw a sly little collective laugh from the Bones audience!

The two most important dates in 20th century American history are December 7, 1941, the day on which America became the most powerful Empire the world has ever seen, and November 22, 1963, the day on which America witnessed a coup d'état in front of its very eyes (third most important date? --- for my money November 24, 1963, when the CIA's designated patsy, Lee Harvey Oswald, was killed by Jack Ruby, a low-level mob associate of the Carlos Marcello crime family).

There are two excellent books of recent vintage that I highly recommend.  The first is JFK & the Unspeakable by James Douglass, the second is Breach of Trust by Gerald McKnight.  Both are chockablock with many interesting facts about the Kennedy Assassination and both are notable for approaching facts that have been neglected by other writers. JFK & the Unspeakable goes into great detail about a planned assassination of Kennedy that was supposed to take place in Chicago on November 2, 1963 but was nipped in the bud : there were multiple shooters and a patsy, like there would be in Dallas, with all the “players” ready to go, but the Secret Service would get wind of the plot and make Kennedy stay in Washington. Breach of Trust devotes an entire chapter to the Warren Commission's closed-door proceedings of September 18, 1964.  On that day Senator Richard Russell of Georgia, a Commissioner, objected strenuously to the Commission’s findings that Kennedy had been fired upon by only one gunman and that he had been killed by a fatal head wound made by a “magic” copper-jacketed rifle bullet, shot from the barrel of an old, rusty Italian piece of $12.88 Mussolini-era surplus. Thereafter, J. Lee Rankin, General Counsel for the Warren Commission, would order the stenographic minutes of Senator Russell's misgivings about the Commission's lone gunman, Oswald-determination destroyed without Russell's knowledge (Sen. Russell would find out about what Rankin had done in 1968.  Needless to say, Russell felt shocked and betrayed).

It takes more than 44 minutes to go into the intricacies and double dealings surrounding the Kennedy Assassination, the blackest day in American history. You should look into the events of that terrible day if only to obtain a better understanding of what American has become, thanks to that vile day.



January 20, 2010 » Mr. Thomas Frank, Meet Mr. Gordon Brown!
Thomas Frank, the Wall Street Journal's resident Lefty, has a column in today's editions, which makes ample fun of the current "Right-Wing Kook Craze" of buying Gold. Frank seems to think that Gold's current price of $1,100+ is now riding at a wildly inflated level and is sure to crash hard in future. Tongue in cheek, he proposes that the US sell all its reported 261 millions ounces of the "barbaric" metal which is stored in the country (really? --- when was the last time an honest audit of US Gold took place?), just to wipe out the inflated value of Gold in Kook hands! Needless to say, Thomas Frank finds the current mania to buy and hoard Gold a laughable obsession, peculiar to red-neck Nitwits. But I dare say that all the Frank Humor in the world would be lost on UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown : in 1999, when Brown was Chancellor of the Exchequer, he started unloading Britain's Bank of England Gold. Over a period of many months, he got rid of Her Majesty's Gold at the approximate price of $280 the ounce! I know one stupid politician who now repents of past folly ...


January 17, 2010 » "Plein de Sucre."
Conscious of the fact that "charities," in times of desperate opportunity, often turn out to be money laundering operations (re : Wyclef Jean, who says he puts one million dollars a year into his privately run Haiti charity but winds up pocketing more than $400,000 +, out of the selfsame charity [why just put $600,000 in the charity account and keep it in?] . It would save bookkeeping trouble while cutting back on trips to the bank!), I refrained from giving the man at the Costco check-out a donation for "Haiti Relief" with Wyclef foremost in mind. If you are still bothered by having to refuse money to the dead and destitute because it might end up in the hands of criminals, read the Fifth Chapter of the Book of Acts : the Apostles came into contact with more than one Wyclef Jean type in their day!


January 14, 2010 » Cocaine Cowboys ( Courtesy of the CIA ).
Still think that the "Contras" in Nicaragua were "Freedom Fighters," rather than the cut-throat drug shippers who they really were? Find out who they really were --- simply well-paid, unscrupulous bastards fighting the Commies for every inch of commercial turf (in what was otherwise known as "Reagan's War")! Oh, you poor, dumb slob for going for the Boob Bait of Mom, Apple Pie, & the Flag as soon as the hook hits the water! Read the long article by Robert Parry, full of graphic details (Click Here), and then step out of the Golden Pony Boy Fantasy World in which you have been blissfully living for so long!!!


January 13, 2010 » ... Just Getting Warmed Up ...
Without commenting on the particulars of sub-Saharan African disturbances in Calabria (Italy), the riots themselves bring to the fore a seemingly unsolvable problem that confronts those who suffer the mal-administrations of Western governments.  Italy is a superb example of a Western government that talks tough on Immigration but, in the final analysis, does nothing.  And when all is said and done, Italy is a poor example of a Western government : since Garibaldi strove to unite Italy in the middle of the 19th century, Italy has always had a weak central governments in Rome, the Dictator Mussolini being the only glaring exception to Rome’s inconstant rule.  The North of the country has not suffered under weak Roman governments, on the contrary, it has prospered.  But in the South, and Calabria is preeminently part of the South, organized crime has unfailingly held sway.  Rome has governmental offices there and there is a police force but both exist merely as a façade, nothing more.  The power of the Church has markedly diminished but the power the Black Hand remains and grows.  The Black Hand used to exploit the peasants, now it exploits Africans.  But the peasantry at least had a vote with the politicians that were sent to Rome and those office-holders had to, at least, appear to do something for the franchise holders, however small it would turn out to be.  The African immigrants are utterly without power because they have no vote and therefore absolutely no influence with Rome, even on a corrupt basis.

Then Italy can be cited and can serve as good an example as any other country for Western weakness.  Because when all is said and done, it is the media of the West and it is the left-wing politicians of the West who combine to weaken the West in regard to Third World Immigration.  For even the slightest move towards restricting Third World immigration, through the use of border controls and deportation, is met with howls of indignation from these two high factions, which are the leading culprits of the West's demise.

Yes, things are just warming up and do promise to get much worse.  What the Western media and its subservient politicos fear the most is a hot anarchy arising out of a donkey-like refusal to police national boundaries of the West.  The continuing refusal of our political elites --- whether they be called communist, socialist, liberal, or conservative --- to come to grips with the inrushing and never ceasing tide of poverty and violence that invariably accompanies Third World Immigration into the West, can only end in tears.  Barring a total collapse and the Dog’s Breakfast of a complete breakdown, Western man has always abhorred anarchy and has always collectively worked against it.  If the media and the politicos continue to ignore the grotesque problem of Third World immigration, they will find themselves ignored and shunted aside at best.  They may also find themselves, at the very worst for themselves, toppled and chased from their plush offices and their ornate palaces of power.  It has been said that nature abhors a vacuum.  When a ruling class becomes so cut-off and so disdainful of the people it purports to govern, forgotten history comes alive again when Madame La Guillotine finds eager suitors who would sharpen anew her edges and would lovingly tickle her hinges and conscientiously oil her pulleys. Ici, le Sang frais pour la Corruption vile was a popular saying that would greet the first tumbrel of a morning in the Paris of 1793.



January 11, 2010 » Not a Boy Scout --- Not By Any Means!

Last week former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s one-time Police Commissioner Howard Safir backed into a pregnant woman while double parked on Manhattan's swank upper East Side.  The woman, Joanne Valarezo (left), was knocked to the ground.  After getting up, she went over to the driver of the car, whom she did not recognize, and berated him for his recklessness.  But the offending driver threw the car into gear and skedaddled.  Ms. Valarezo jotted down the license plate number before an ambulance came to take her to the hospital.  Although bruised, neither she, nor the unborn child she was carrying, was seriously injured.  Precinct cops traced the plates to Safir but declined to prosecute, Safir having denied any knowledge of hitting a pedestrian.  Under New York's Vehicle and Traffic Law, a motorist who leaves the scene of an accident, in which he is involved, is liable to be criminally charged for so doing.

Safir and Giuliani go way back.  Howard Safir, a top US Marshal in NYC during Rudy's time as US attorney for the Southern District, became a laughingstock when he freely made the following statement : “There is no hunting like the hunting of armed men and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never wish to do anything else thereafter. [!]  Talk about every John Wayne movie ever made meeting up with Rambo III ( against the Russian Reds and with the help of the Taliban ) and then some!

Like the good old days in the Southern District, Howie was Rudy's gofer and all-around spear carrier during his time as Police Commissioner.  But things had a way of piling up for him during his tenure.  In 1997, in New York, Safir's wife got into a car accident with another woman.  The Safir car had been rear-ended, nothing unusual about that as traffic accidents go, but for the fact that the Safir car was sporting phony Virginia plates at the time.  Safir sent some goons from his personal bodyguard to intimidate and put the fear of God into the unlucky woman who had accidentally made the acquaintance of Mrs. Safir.  To cover up for this personal use of her husband's public detail, Mrs. Safir undertook a large personal injury suit against the woman who had rear-ended her.  Howie claimed complete ignorance of his wife's legal goings-on.  Safir's bodyguards were notorious for throwing their weight around, so much so that it was rumored that Safir sought out the most mentally disturbed city cops who he could find, just so he could watch and enjoy himself while they “mixed it up” with, and “tossed” hapless New Yorkers on his behalf.  This odd taste in personal protection boomeranged on Safir one morning when one of his favorite Palookas summarily blew his brains out before clocking into the Safir goon squad.  Safir's downfall, after four years as NYC PC, finally came when he was caught accepting a $7,000 bribe in the form of free, primo hotel accommodations for a weekend in Los Angeles from Revlon CEO George Fellows.  Safir hung on for more than a year before being forced to “pay back” the bribe and tender his resignation.  Safir claimed that he was going to quit the job anyway and that being forced to “pay back” an old bribe that he pocketed in “trade” was not an embarrassment but simply something that he was glad to do!  As was the case last week, Safir managed to skate away without being charged with a criminal offense.  Being an ex-NYC Police Commissioner means not only never having to say you're sorry but seems to mean that you are granted a get–out-of-jail card in perpetuity!



January 10, 2010 » ... And the Plot Stinks Too!
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January 9, 2010 » Dunces.
Now boys and girls, you must be wondering why I, your teacher, have kept you after school. I know it's 3 o'clock and all of you want to go home to watch H.R. Pufnstuf but there is just one thing that I feel I must get into your thick skulls before I can dismiss you. Didn't the class go over the fact, last week, in our history lesson, that after December 7, 1941 the US State Department stopped issuing tourist visas to people who wanted to come to America, and whose points of embarkation where either Berlin, Tokyo, or Rome? Well, now, didn't I? And didn't I make you write down what I told you in your spiral notebooks about this most interesting history fact of more recent US history??? --- SEPTEMBER 11TH + THE US INVASIONS OF IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN = MUSLIM TERRORISM? Now be sure to write it down again in your spiral notebooks now if you didn't do so last week! Very good, boy & girls! You can all go now ... but little Hillary Rodham, you must stay behind because I want to talk to you personally. There are still some things that I'm afraid you haven't quite grasped yet!


January 7, 2010 » Some of the News is Just Too Unfit to Print ...

Anybody who reads newspapers or watches TeeVee has had a particularly unpleasant experience visited upon them every now and then : namely, the sickening feeling of having missed an important story because the facts revolving around that particular story are simply too embarrassing to mention among the usual mixed company of garden-variety Marxists.  And Marxists, as every well-read newspaper reader or bug-eyed TeeVee watcher knows, are precisely the people who own and run the big newspapers and the big networks.

Civil Rights For Blacks, these days, have taken on a heavy religious connotation.  1964 and 1965 LBJ, through unremitting use of the “Johnson Treatment,” managed to bull through Congress legislation that stripped Whites of certain rights, handing those rights to Blacks ( voting privileges, hiring quotas, etc. ).  When the true history of that miserable era is finally written, these now unmentionable facts will finally see the full light of day.  But for now, the civil rights period of the 50s and 60s is swathed in pseudo-pious, religious nonsense.  What are today celebrated acts of miraculous courage will one day be adjudged afresh to be nothing short of political hijacking, i.e. robbing the unquestioned political property of Peter and shoving it over to Paul, with skin color and political muscle as the only overriding rules --- less Christ on the Cross and more like the new law of the National Jungle that America has become, with each new Illegal Immigrant claiming and demanding special privilege and extraordinary preference.

In 1994, Mississippi prosecutor Bobby DeLaughter managed to obtain a conviction in the murder of Medgar Evers.  After two hung juries way back when, DeLaughter had managed to pluck quite a feather for his prosecutors cap. DeLaughter’s triumph was so notable that Hollywood was emboldened to make a dreary movie, two years later, of the trial called Ghosts of Mississippi, a sort of To Kill a Mockingbird Meets Bill Clinton. Even well-behaved Liberals were appalled by the film’s banality.

DeLaughter rode his newfound fame and notoriety to a Mississippi judgeship, and here is where the story really gets interesting!, and then soon into the pockets of the state's biggest fatcats.  Last year DeLaughter’s bagman, Ed Peters, in exchange for immunity, sang like a canary about his master.  For a grant of immunity, he told federal prosecutors that he had funneled $1 million to Judge DeLaughter for fixing a case.  On Monday DeLaughter began an 18-month federal sentence for obstruction of justice after bargaining down to his final plea ( or “bid,” as they say ) from the more serious general charges of bribetaking.

Usually the press goes in big for stories about the fall of heroes.  But "civil rights heroes" are very different.  If there had been newspapers and TeeVee at the time of St. Francis of Assisi and those organs of mass communication had been exclusively in the hands of the Roman Catholic Church, do you honestly think, gentle reader, that if St. Francis had been observed to have been too loving (in flagrante delicto) with his pet goats at the back of the barn, this unfortunate failing of St. Francis’s would have been widely disseminated?  So it has proven with our one-time “civil rights” hero, Bobby DeLaughter.  St. George in armor has turned into St. Crook in robes! And the Dragon that he never slew has turned into a visa overstayer running a barbecue pit in Biloxi!



January 6, 2010 » What Else is There to Say --- Really?!
Clubbers have noted that there has been no comment on this page about the Christmastime underwear bomber. When all is said and done, what is there to say, in the final analysis? Come on, people! As long as Third Worlders are issued Immigrant or Tourist visas, our newly arrived Bringers of Diversity & Light, into our declining First World country, will continue to practice their Same Old, Same Old Mischief. Two million LEGAL immigrants arrive in the US each and every year, but the perverse celebration of change and disruption goes on, without even the slightest hope of surcease in the unremitting agony visited upon us by the inrushing Third World horde. The corrupt and treasonous politicians in Washington take each new Immigrant outrage as an opportune cue to bind and shackle and tax and persecute us, the native-born residents; the DC Devils will work assiduously to turn this nation into a Third World Shithole until such time comes when there shall be more people emigrating from this country than trying to get in. That moment is guaranteed to arrive unless the fixed wrestling match, called "Republicans & Democrats," is tarred and feathered and run out of DC on a rail. GOD SAVE US. Wave your teabags, everybody, and give a handjob to the friendly crotch bomber sitting next to you!


January 5, 2010 » Lee Harvey Al Qaeda.
Last week a trusted CIA asset turned out to be a double agent for Al Qaeda. His handlers found this disagreeable fact out too late when he committed suicide, taking four top CIA officers and three CIA mercenaries with him when he detonated a concealed bomb during a CIA meeting in Khoste, Afghanistan ( in addition, six other CIA employees were wounded outside the first circle of carnage ). That's the trouble with Doubles  --- they have a tendency to explode, both literary and figuratively. In Washington, DC, on January 22, 1964 the Warren Commission met to discuss the past history of Lee Harvey Oswald ( AKA : the Lone Gunman ). Rumors in the Press were growing, by leaps and bounds, that Oswald had been a paid snitch for the FBI, at the rate of $200 per month, and that he had become a CIA asset while serving as a Marine in Atsugi, Japan ( Oswald's CIA cryptonym was supposedly No. 110669 --- Oswald would later "defect" to the Soviet Union and then return to the US after three years ). On that day the Warren Commissioners intended to hatch a publicity campaign by which they might somehow scotch all rumors about Oswald's ties to the FBI and the CIA. But before they could get down to the matter at hand, the Commissioners ordered the Commission stenographer out of the room and declared that particular day's proceedings TOP SECRET ...


Jan. 3, 20010 » 2009 was a Year in which Immigration Control Failed to Gain a Toe-Hold in the UK.

Last year Chris Walker, who was fully dressed at the time, advised British women to go out in public on May Day without a stitch of clothing.  Mr. Walker, a town counselor in Essex ( England ), was of the opinion that Muslim immigrants would be compelled to commit suicide on the spot after espying an uncovered example of the Pulchritude of Albion because the religion of Islam forbids its male adherents from looking upon the form of a naked woman to whom they are not married.  Needless to say, Mr. Walker's program of Immigration Control has not yet been implemented in England --- he was subsequently forced to apologize for his rash remarks on a subject upon which Rubens would have nodded in earnest approbation --- and the UK edition of Playboy continues to suffer rapidly declining circulation. There just might not be always an England if the Open Borders Prudes go on getting their way.

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 In 2009, Marxist Spoil-Sports Rescinded the Full-Frontal Celebration of May Day in the British Isles.



January 1, 2010 »»»
" I Know You're Working for the CIA ---
They Wouldn't Have You in the MOF-Fie-AYY!!! "
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As, with each passing year, the relative unimportance of the events of September 11, 2001 become more apparent, the tremendous significance of what happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 continues to grow in historical consequence.  The political import of the September 11th events --- whether one believes them to be the manifestation of a false flag operation or the cunning contrivance of a very tall, ex-CIA asset hiding in an Afghan cave --- would be converted, over the course of the ensuing 18 months, to serve as a shaky justification for invading Iraq and thus insuring the continuance of the US military--security complex.  We were told to “never forget” and that “America Changed.”  September 11 has become our never-ending day for American nightmares, of continuing to slide into the darkness, a darkness of never-ending war, a darkness of illogical thought and of ceaseless, mindless, scabrous, patriotic drivel.  But November 22, 1963 opened a debate on America's direction in the world that has never been closed.  The CIA, the Bay of Pigs, Carlos Marcello, Lee Oswald, Jack Ruby, etc. are still with us, each promising to fill in a particular section of an enormous, black puzzle that cries out to be deciphered within confines of an elaborate whole.  In 2008 a remarkable study of the conditions and characters behind the Kennedy assassination, JFK & the Unspeakable, was published.  The book has enjoyed a still flourishing afterlife and is passed from hand to hand in like manner to samizdat in the old Soviet Union.  Little bombs of knowledge, arising from the book, continue to go off.  In Ray McGovern's most recent opinion piece, he deals extensively with former President Harry Truman's op-ed in the Washington Post, published exactly 1 month to the day after JFK's assassination ( Dec. 22, 1963 ).  Truman was responsible for setting up the CIA.  It was under Eisenhower, however, that the CIA, under Ike's man, Allen Dulles, toppled the duly elected governments of Iran and Guatemala.  It was in the waning days of the Eisenhower Administration that the Bay of Pigs invasion was planned.  The CIA operation failed in the same month that US Attorney General Robert Kennedy had Carlos Marcello deported (Louisiana’s notorious “Slot Machine King” ).  A few months later JFK fired Dulles and a handful of his close subordinates.  In his Washington Post op-ed piece, Truman suggested that the CIA be dismantled or hinted that it be made to give up that particular part of its organization involved in paramilitary activities.  In his capacity as the most influential member of the Warren Commission, Allen Dulles would fly to Independence, Missouri on a mission to get “Give ‘Em Hell Harry” to recant his heretical views on Dulles’s precious CIA … ( CLICK HERE ).


 THE YEAR SO FAR ... EASILY THE MOST RACIST USE OF PHOTOSHOP® IN 2010
 AND THERE ARE STILL 364¼ SOLAR DAYS LEFT ON THE CALENDAR!!!



Mafia Don : Let me ask you something... we Italians, we got our families, and we got the church; the Irish, they have the homeland; Jews, their tradition; even the Niggers, they got their music. What about you people, Mr. Wilson, what do you have?

WASP CIA Guy ( who is in Florida recruiting for the Bay of Pigs Operation ) : The United States of America. The rest of you are just visiting.

--- From THE GOOD SHEPHERD ( 2006 ). Directed by Robert de Niro.


December 27, 2009 »»» Pulling the Plug?
Things are looking positively gangrenous for Newsweek --- the rot has set in. Two years ago its subscriber ( advertising ) base was 3.1 million. Come January of the new year, Newsweek will see its subscriber base " repositioned " to 1.5 million. During 2009 Newsweek become notorious for running cover stories on " Racist White Babies " and " Pulling the Plug on Grannie. " Needless to say, Newsweek is hemorrhaging money. When will the time come to pull on the plug on Newsweek? ( Because there is now so little actual news in Newsweek, perhaps a name-change might be in order --- why not rename the magazine, News-seek? ).


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"Always remember the first rule of
power tactics: Power is not only what
you have but what the enemy thinks you have.
Second: Never go outside the
experience of your people. When an
action is outside the experience of the
people, the result is confusion, fear, and retreat.
Wherever possible go outside of the
experience of the enemy. Here you want
to cause confusion, fear, and retreat."
--- SAUL ALINSKY
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" Can anyone who has said that he will disclose military secrets [as Oswald
said to the Soviet Union] return to the United States without being sent to jail? ...
How strange that this former marine should go to the Soviet Union and
try to become a Soviet citizen, and that the Soviets should not accept him,
that he should say at the American Embassy that he intended to disclose to
the Soviet Union the secrets of everything he learned while he was in the U.S.
service and that in spite of this statement, his passage is paid by the U.S.
Government . . . He goes back to Texas and finds a job . This is all so strange! "

Fidel Castro, Speaking on Radio Havana, Nov. 23, 1963.


  " This Mellow Black Chick (*)  Just Put My Spine Out of Place. " --- David Bowie.
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 Armond White, of the NY Press, States the Bleeding Obvious & Gets Called a Racist :
" Avatar is the corniest movie ever made about the White man’s need to lose his identity &
Assuage racial, political, sexual and historical guilt. "

December 16, 2009 » Lies, More Lies, & Damned Statistics.
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Devoted readers of these pages will recall the shenanigans of Washington politicians regarding the taxpayer bailout of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac about 17 months ago.  These Washington politicians, hand over heart, swore that no more than $25 billion would be required to bail out these two quasi-governmental mortgage lending institutions.  17 months later, the taxpayers have stood the losses of Fannie and Freddie : the amount so far? -- -- -- 112 billion dollars in rapidly depreciating federal reserve notes. Barclays estimates that the final bill for food stamp mortgages will be, at least, 180 billion, with a strong possibility that the economy, staying down for so long, might mean that the final and total loss for the taxpayers will prove out to be as much as 300 billion.  Who believed our political paragons of virtue 17 months ago?  Who can still be so foolish to believe them now?



December 6, 2009 » " Which One Do You Mean? "
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In 1992 a top official of the Italian central government in Rome had been assassinated while running down the  Mafia in Sicily. A leading politician in the Sicilian branch of the Christian Democrat Party was distressed to hear that the Prime Minister, Giulio Andreotti, had refused to leave the Italian capitol to attend the state funeral, pleading the press of immediate government business. The Prime Minister, whose nickname was Beelzebub ( Belzebù ), was heavily rumored to be in league with the Mafia and might have been warned by its many members not to show up in Palermo, lest he draw the organization's displeasure and suffer the same fate as the freshly assassinated government official. The Sicilian politician pleaded with Andreotti, whom many Italians considered Satan's Representative in Rome, to show up in Palermo to pay his respects to someone who had been heroically martyred by organized crime : " You must go! You simply must!, " said the Sicilian politician. " You are the biggest authority, you simply must go! " --- Andreotti broke in at the other end of the line; he seemed genuinely puzzled : " The biggest authority? In the state or the Mafia? Which one do you mean? "


December 1, 2009 » He's Alive! He's Alive!


In reading Steve Sailer’s most recent entry, I came across the distressing fact that Martin Landau is still alive.  Of course Martin Landau is not distressed to be alive, at the age of 78 he might even be quite pleased to be alive, even with the infirmities of old age daily catching up on him.  What I mean to say is that I was so certain that Martin Landau had died somewhere along the line --- I could have sworn that I had actually read his Obituary in the New York Times! --- and has been dead for quite some time, that I was quite shocked to find out that, in fact, he is alive and very much with us at the present time, if you receive my meaning or so I hope, dear reader!? Thus a common phenomenon is delivered home to Yours Truly.  Has a rip in the space-time continuum occurred?  Did I undergo time travel in my dreams?  What gives?  Explanations or suggestions are welcome at italo@detectiveclub.info.  Freudian crocodiles need not apply or otherwise submit their two cents.



November 30, 2009 » The Shameful, Factitious Media.

In Switzerland, in the run-up to Sunday's referendum banning the construction of Mosque-like minarets in detective clubthe country, opinion polls showed that Swiss voters would reject the proposition by at least a vote of 55%. Surprise, the ban was victorious, gaining a real vote of 57.5%! Proving once again that people, in the West,  are loathe to express their deeply held opinions on the subject of Third-World immigration, especially to strangers who phone them or who come up to them, with pencil in hand, and say that they would like to speak with you for a moment about your political opinions. Just consider the opprobrium heaped upon the average TeeVee viewer : he or she is relentlessly told that any politician, who favors a reduction in "legal" immigration or who urges that "illegal" immigrants be deported post-haste, is unfit for office and should be banned from human society after being clapped in irons. It is therefore no small wonder that any voter, from anywhere in the West, show be extremely sheepish about talking to strangers about a controversial topic, fraught, as it is, with lingual dynamite. Bravo, Les Suisses! --- keep eating your chocolate and winding your battery-free wristwatches : so long as you keep lying to your pollsters and voting the other way!


November 28, 2009 » Roshomon Effect ( Part 463 ).
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( Something Fishy )

When a furious blonde, White woman, from a small country in the Scandinavian belt, and breathing streams of dragon fire, comes at you with a golf club and takes out the windows of your very expensive car, it is not because she wants to help --- the much more likely answer to the Riddle of the Sands is that she sees that you are cornered in the Driver's Seat and wants to make one last debating point before you can manage to get away ( Why, Liza Doolittle threw an expansive Ming vase at 'Enry 'Iggins' 'ead when he just wouldn't listen! ). What do you expect the cops to say, afterall? Do you know how much in property taxes the good Mr. Woods pays each and every year to City Hall?


November 27, 2009 » Doctor, My Brain Hurts!
In 1949 a Portuguese Neurologist, Dr. Egas Moniz, received the Nobel Prize in Medicine for "inventing" the full frontal lobotomy. Needless to say, this technique of "mind cure" has long been discredited. But there is now a movement afoot, in Washington, D.C., to surgically treat lesser forms of mental illness that are now running like a plague among the 535 members of the House & Senate. Some elected officials in Congress won't pick up the telephone unless they are certain that someone from Goldman Sachs is at the other end of the line. Others refuse to even open their mail unless they are assured that the envelope they are handling is stuffed with unmarked cash. Help is on the way! Just a minor surgical operation to a politician's cranium is guaranteed to do the trick ...
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Nov. 23, 2009 » David Cameron Has No "Nous" to Lose!
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David Cameron has no nous ( pronounced nooz ), according to our English members. "Nous," on the other side of the water, means either sense or knowledge. The inference being, that politicians, the English-speaking world over, are merely shadows of media creation, pushed forward to hoodwink the public --- Dingy Dave being of the "Conservative" variety, with a decided emphasis on the CON.



Nov. 22, 2009  » “ Faint Heart Never Won Fair Maiden ... ”

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David Cameron, the UK Conservative Party's Shadow Prime Minister, is not bringing good fortune to the Tories.  The latest Daily Telegraph opinion poll shows the Conservatives only six points ahead of Labour, at a paltry 37%.  This The Shadow Prime Minister?precipitous drop, from recent polls, is most probably due to Mr. Cameron's reluctance to proclaim his Party's intention to withdraw from the EU if the Conservatives should emerge from next Spring's General Election victorious.  It should also be mentioned that “The Shadow Prime Minister” disdains any frank discussion over what the Tories will do to reduce the appalling ( 300,000 ) number of Third Worlders arriving and staying on Britain's shores every year.  He just won't say anything honest about it, period, end of talk, start of question mark!!!  David Cameron has often been called “Blair Lite®” for good reason.  Tony Blair trademarked the Altogether Evasive and the Completely Prevaricating.  It was easy for “Bad Breath” Tony to deceive the public for 10 years because, at bottom, that's what the British public wanted (1997-2007). Not so David Cameron, who is so colorless that he doesn't rate a sticking nickname yet, unless you give credence to the phrase “I had an argument with my reflection after it ran away because I won’t buy it a pint.”  The British public have had enough of Blair-types and their endless lies.  In 60s terms, they want someone who will “lay it on the line and hit them for once with the truth!” Lingual Jack Rabbits no longer need apply.



November 20, 2009 » Postage Due.
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News comes that the Postal Service has lost almost $4 billion in the last 12 months.  Not unexpected news, I grant you, but dismaying news nonetheless.  Halfhearted proposals have been made that will not staunch the bleeding: raising postage rates are certain to chase away customers and suppress mail volume, thereby losing more moneyDetective Club for the USPS than any postage hike would gain.  Getting rid of Saturday service would have the effect, again, of suppressing overall mail volume: Friday mailers would wait until Monday to post a letter or a package, yet again a would-be cause of declining revenues.  If the Postal Service were truly a private corporation, its recent 10% drop in mail volume would be followed up by a 10% hike in employee redundancies.  But the Postal Service is not really a private corporation. Since the founding of the Republic, it has always been a highly politicized government agency, with Congress footing the bill for its losses. Because of the computer, people don't write and mail letters anymore, they use e-mail, even for bill-paying.  FedEx and UPS have cornered the market on package delivery: in good years turning a hefty profit, in bad years keeping their corporate heads above water.  USPS workers make much more in take-home than FedEx and UPS workers could ever dream of, and the USPS pension plan is famously lush.  Future losses for the USPS threaten to explode; some even estimate that, in five years time, these losses will clock in at $10 billion per annum.  The time has come for the United States Postal Service to put itself up for bid in hopes of finding a private buyer who might come to the rescue.  The writing is on the wall, as it were.  But will Congress finally read that writing or once again turn its head away and kick the can down the road?  Vegas never gives odds on a sure thing.


November 20, 2009 » Mutiny in the Ranks.
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The stink, from September of last year, still lingers on.  By now, most people in the country know that TARP and the bailout of JP Morgan Chase and Goldman Sachs were nothing but low highway robbery.  Wall Street simply got to take home more money after robbing its private clients; and Wall Street got criminal immunity from past and future prosecution while still managing to scoop up tips, in one-fell swoop, that it hadn't earned from the "Change" gaming tables.  To watch transnational TeeVee, you would know none of this.  To hear people talk in private, you would learn all.  Because Wall Street owns a sizable chunk of transnational TeeVee, all you have heard and will hear now is how vital the US Central Bank ( Federal Reserve System ) is. “The Fed is essential for the smooth running of the economy and the supremacy of the US Dollar” is the unswerving party line on the TeeVee and in Golden Pony Boy Fantasy Land.  Last September's stink has left ashes in the proverbial mouth --- to mix metaphors in a good cause.  The ill-feeling, that last September's hijacking has engendered, has now led to a hasty Cluster Fornication of strange bedfellows.  Black Democrats, sitting on the House’s Financial Services Committee, have ganged up with Ron Paul, to block the Fed’s most recent rude attempt to grab more secrecy and to pull down more power.  Faithful readers of these pages have learned by now that Congress completely surrendered its Constitutional authority, in 1913, to print and coin money, handing it over, lock, stock and smoking barrel, to a private banking cartel that is about as federal as Federal Express.  Since last September, people have asked their elected representatives to take, at least, some of that authority back.  Although it is beyond the ken ( range of understanding ) of our elected Representatives in Washington, DC to do such a “radical” thing, the private banking cartel, still known as the Federal Reserve System, is not the most popular, freewheeling, money-making and money-printing contraption in the United States just now -- -- -- afterall, the dollar is sinking like a stone and unemployment, now over 10%, is shooting to the moon.  Yes, the Fed really does have Big Brass Balls to ask for more power in times like these, and its directors are being amazingly foolish, demanding more from Americans than its directors should hope to connive.  For the moment, the House bill, giving the Fed more plenary powers to print fiat currency and to set overnight interest rates --- as if the Fed really needed more power to do those dishonest things! --- is stuck in committee, seemingly stillborn.  Who knew that Dr. Paul had so many angry Black friends?  Could this be the beginning of the end of the rancid two-party system that Americans have come to know and despise?


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Nov. 18, 2009 » The Perpetual Roiling Amnesty ( Part 463 ).
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The proponents of a new Amnesty for Illegal Aliens don't like to talk about the old Reagan Amnesty of 1986 for good reason : of the three million Illegals who became Legal under the nightmarish Reagan contraption, another 3 million Illegals became Legal later on, because, god-dammit, it just won't be "fair" not to give the "new" 3 million Illegals Amnesty because they were too illiterate to fill out their applications legibly ( the 6 million number, starting in 1986, is squishy and uncertain --- afterall the numbers are INS & ICE stats )! If a new Amnesty measure were to pass Congress, giving Amnesty to a conservative estimate of say, at least, 20 million Illegals, Americans can count on the certain fact that another 20 million Illegals would be welcomed into the country out of a sense of "fairness" --- that's if the Disunited States of Third World Bus Station hadn't disappeared down the proverbial sinkhole of Third World-doom before any new rolling amnesty comes to its horrible, final & apocalyptic conclusion.
Numbers USA has been quite helpful in drawing a diagram of how the Reagan Amnesty of 1986 was absolutely perverted, over time. Here is their neato-torpedo chart »»»
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November 17, 2009 » Needless Confusion ( Part 463 ).
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In the transnational media you've heard talk about the Renminbi and the Yuan ( Simplified Chinese: 人民币; traditional Chinese: 人民幣; pinyin: Rénmínbì; literally "people's currency" --- [sign: ¥] ) by the "financial" talking heads on TeeVee, who seem to be talking about the Chinese unit of currency but who also seem to be using these terms interchangeably and in a very confusing manner. The Yuan (pronounced : you-JUAN´) is currently fixed at a little less than 15¢ to one US Dollar. Calling the Yuan the Renminbi is not just trying to be slangy, like calling the Dollar the "Buck," it is simply a way of cravenly spouting Red propaganda. In this country we don't habitually call the Dollar the "debtor's currency," now do we!? --- but in China, well, come to think of it ... !?


Nov. 15, 2009 » Great White Dopes ( ... at the Washington Post ).
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Jim Jeffries ( “THE GREAT WHITE HOPE” ) must now emerge from his Alfalfa farm and remove that golden smile from Jack Johnson's face … Jeff, it's up to you. The White Man must be rescued.

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So wrote Jack London in 1910.  In 2009 the fascination with Obama's skin color continues apace.  There were times last year, in the transnational media, when skin color was all that seemed to matter.  Considering Jack London's sensational newspaper reporting at the time of the Johnson-Jeffries fight, something for which he was highly paid and for which he was everafter branded a thoroughgoing Racist, London used to say that theories and facts are two very different things.  The theory of Barack Obama, that of a Brown Jesus come down from On High to save the world, was never destined to have a long shelf life.  The fact of the hack politician, without a Birth Certificate, is all that remains at this late date.  No wonder OBAMAcare® is such a dicey proposition in Congress.  Every two years our crooked federal politicians must face the voters for a rudimentary thumbs up or a rudimentary thumbs down. Jesus, Brown or Otherwise, would have never been picked to run as Alderman by the Tammany or Daley machines ( favors, not miracles, are what count in city politics! ).

But the Washington Post still finds it hard to let loose of the Jesus theory.  Obama's visit to China is the occasion of a front-page story in the Washington Post about how the Chinese simply hate Black people, call them chimpanzees, and still worship the high-blown image of “Whiteness.”  If Spendalicious can’t save us American “Racists” with a wave of his hand, how will the Chinese take him when they see him in the flesh on Chinese soil?  For the gruesome details, Click Here.


   Lou Jing, a "Black" Chinese ( " Miss Oriental Angel " ),
 Who Takes Spendalicious for a Role Model.


Nov. 14, 2009 ¿ Mr. Speaker, I Have a Question to Put Before the House!
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November 12, 2009 » How Appalling!
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Emma Thompson who, in her younger days was known for her pleasing looks and her enormous derrière --- after all is said and done, she sold movie tickets by inviting pleasing looks at her enormous derrière! --- gave a speech recently at Exeter University, Devon, in which she animadverted on the deplorable fact that her “informally adopted” Black son had been denied admittance to a pub by several rough-looking White gents who were sporting large, menacing tattoos and who called Emma’s Pride & Joy filthy names. La Thompson hoped that, in future, more Black immigrants will enter the United Kingdom and settle in Exeter, thereby transforming it into a more “diverse” place.  According to Her Majesty's Office of National Statistics, 94.74% of Exeter is “White British” and 2.90% is either “White Irish” or “White European.”  Granted, these statistics are out of date, for they were amassed in 2001, eight years ago, before Tony Blair and Gordon Brown had a really good chance to work their complete magic in making Great Britain a thoroughgoing cesspool of exploding Third World immigration.  But, all in all, Exeter city, as well as the surrounding Devonshire countryside, is still --- how should it be put? --- remarkably White as London has become, now, since Labour’s accession in 1997, remarkably almost non-White!  That Exeter in particular and Devon in general are still as White and as English as they have always been since the Romans left and the Normans arrived, is a fact that Ms. Thompson finds utterly appalling.  Since 1997, at least 5 million Third Worlders have arrived in Britain.  It is surely no coincidence that, 12 years on, the Marxist dialecticians, who now call themselves Socialists in closed, polite society, have rendered the Exchequer of the nation far, far down, into a state of utter bankruptcy.  This appalling fact does not seem to bother Emma Thompson one wit.  Afterall, money is just paper but her Darling Third Worlders are made of flesh and blood!  Broke in 1931, the United Kingdom went off the Gold Standard because of a rapidly falling pound sterling ( FDR would return the compliment two years later ).  But the politicians of the day must have known that maintaining the Gold Standard would have been an act of selfish Racism.  A government cannot foist upon its blissfully ignorant population a multiracial welfare state without letting the printing presses rip! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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