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April 18, 2010 » The Revolution Starts Tomorrow ...
... in 1775. In the small hours of the morning, Gen. Gage's colonial force, totaling approximately 800 men in all, meet an irregular American militia force on Lexington Green and quickly clear them out of the way with a volley of musket fire. Later the same day, the British march on Concord where they suspect the Americans have secreted a formidable arsenal. It is here that the "Redcoats" are routed & pushed back to Boston : a chaotic 16-mile retreat in which they suffer heavy causalities (273 KIA). During the British retreat, the America militia freely engages in guerrilla tactics; knowing full well the lay of the land and how to conceal themselves behind trees and farmhouses, they fire at will, down upon the British forces, easily winning the running battle, going on through to the gates of Boston, where they will bottle up the remaining British troops in that city like a small boy might imprison a butterfly in a corked jar --- the Americans endure, despite the loss of 95 militiamen, killed during the late-April campaign in the rebellious colony of Massachusetts.
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April 17, 2010 » Herein The Brilliant Political
Stylings of David Dinkins are Dissected & Observed!
Some Political Commentators have compared Barack Obama to David Dinkins (Mayor of NYC : Jan. 1, 1990-Dec. 31, 1993). If you are a partisan of Barry's, you'd better hope that Spendalicious doesn't turn out to be the Second Coming of Dinkins in any way, shape, or form! (What with Barry being the first African-American & all that [apologies to Kenya may be in order, regarding the true land of Barry's nativity]). If you are White, you'd better hope he isn't! If you are Jewish, you'd better really, really hope Barry isn't like Dinkins --- not even one, small, minuscule speck of him!!!
Remember the Crown Heights Affair of 1991 (not the musical group that had "THE HOT DANCE CLUB" chart No. 1 in 1975 for "Dreaming a Dream")? Wikipedia does : here's an excerpt »»»

"... The repercussions of the Crown Heights riot, based on the official indifference to the plight of Jews, contributed directly to the defeat of the incumbent mayor of New York," David Dinkins. He was embattled by many political adversaries in his re-election bid, including vocal proponents of “black nationalism, back-to-Africa, economic radicalism, and racial exclusiveness.”

On November 17, 1992, New York Governor Mario Cuomo gave the Director of Criminal Justice Services, Richard H.Girgenti, the authority to investigate the rioting and the Nelson trial. The Girgenti Report was compiled by over 40 lawyers and investigators, and consisted of a two volume, 600-page document of its findings on July 20, 1993. It was extremely critical of Police Commissioner Lee Brown. The report also embarrassed Dinkins on his handling of the riots.

According to the report, Dinkins hesitated to deploy vast numbers of police to stop the rioting because he had been elected as a peacemaker. However, this strategy proved disastrous. Many Jews criticized Dinkins for this. The first night of the riot, Dinkins, along with Police Commissioner Lee Brown, both African Americans, went to Crown Heights to dispel the false rumors about the circumstances surrounding the accident, but they had no impact on the rioters, most of whom were young black men.

In a 16-minute speech on the Thanksgiving holiday following the riot, Dinkins denied that he had prevented police from protecting citizens in Crown Heights. Many Jews believed Dinkins failed to contain the riot and failed to exercise his responsibility, to the detriment of the Jewish community.

The Crown Heights riot was an important issue raised repeatedly on the campaign trail. Rudolph Giuliani, who would become the next mayor of New York, called the Crown Heights riot a "pogrom" because "for three days people were beaten up, people were sent to the hospital because they were Jewish. There's no question that not enough was done about it by the city of New York" Giuliani won by over 44,000 votes. Support for Dinkins by Jews, Hispanics and Puerto Ricans, Asian-Americans, uniformed police officers, and first-time voters decreased significantly from the previous election ...


April 10, 2010 » Our Pathetic Central Bank ( Part 463 ).
The late Milton Friedman opined acidly once upon a time that a country cannot afford to have both an Open Borders Immigration policy while, at the same time, maintaining a generous system of welfare payouts. This, he further stated, would attract foreign deadbeats looking for handouts and foreign criminals looking for easy pickings.
It is getting too late in the morning to animadvert non-critically and fully on the profound truth of Mr. Friedman's observations on our current Third World predicament but Alan Greenspan's recent comments on how we got into our present-day financial mess deserve more than passing mention. I'm sure most of you recall the time-period when Alan Greenspan was Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board from 1987-2006. I will never forget one particular occasion, one fine day, towards the end of his tenure at the private banking cartel that still calls itself the US Central Bank, old Alan hectored a group of Congressman, before whom he was testifying, practically snarling out his words, saying that to deny entry to even more Third Worlders into the United States would be a RACIST act!
These days doddering Alan is singing an entirely different tune! According to Thursday's edition of the Wall Street Journal, he is now of the opinion that the policy of food stamp mortgages for Illegals was damn-near physically forced upon his beloved Federal Reserve by crooked politicians : "I mean, I sat through meeting after meeting in which pressures on the Federal Reserve --- and on, I might add, all of the regulatory agencies --- to enhance lending were remarkable!"
What I find remarkable about old Alan is the disgusting fact that he was almost certainly giving himself a handjob, under the table, while he vomited up his latest pitcherful of lies!


April 10, 2010 » Cri de Portland.
Posted today on the Portland, Oregon Craig's List : "I drove to the Safeway® on 82nd Ave. last night and I saw a Mexican driving an at-least $40,000 dollar truck!! I was born and raised in America and I can't afford that kind of vehicle, not even close. My vehicle is a bike!! I have a High School education and I am a hard worker, how the hell did this Mexican get an education and not me!!! That is just wrong. Now these Mexicans are becoming doctors and lawyers and managers --- we are all getting screwed!! I am over 35 yrs. old and I deserve a good paying job, I was born here!!"


April 9, 2010 » Quelle Idée!

Facts are inconvenient things. People are likely to embrace some & fabricate others. Take the transnational media for instance : you will never see on TeeVee anything about the fact that Blacks, according to FBI statisticians, commit the crime of homicide at a rate which is 8 times higher than Whites or that Blacks score, on average, one standard deviation lower than Whites on the uniform IQ test. But if a cretinous hillbilly waves a rifle in front of his cat off in the backwoods somewhere or if a crazed "Tea Partier" makes a nasty phone call to his Congressman --- well, boys & girls, get ready for wall-to-wall coverage!
It has ever been a brain-washing technique of the transnational media to constantly hail the copious gray matter of Barry Spendalicious. To listen to the transnationals always telling it and giving it the sell : it was a close race between devoting a lifetime of research of finding a cure for cancer or running for the office of US President before Barry plumped for the latter pursuit. His words are oracles and his ideas have wings! YAIR, RIGHT!!! Surely, there must some commentator with the courage to strip the Emperor of his new clothes & proclaim him naked. Come on, be honest --- we have all suspected, for the longest time, that Barry is but a bulb who burns dimly! That commentator? --- his name is Alan Bock! To admire his courage and the perspicacity of his observation : CLICK HERE.
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April 9, 2010 » The Damp Squib of September, 2008.
In the course of time, in the course of history, opportunities are missed, moments are squandered. When AIG was about to bite the dust, threatening to drag down "counter-parties" like Goldman Sachs with it, a certain reördering of the way in which debt is issued in this country could have been accomplished by far-seeing men. But that would have meant the loss of vast sums of wealth among the upper banking class and that would have meant taking a proäctive course which would have put that banking class at the risk of modeling orange jumpsuits in some of our best prisons. Because, rest assured, if the super rich wound up losing some money, then the vaguely middle class would have wound up losing a bundle. Straightforward political pressure, rising from the impoverished masses upwards, would have dictated an enormous slew of criminal prosecutions for the swindlers of Wall Street.
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... Craig Roberts was a former Marine sniper who later wrote a book on the JFK case
called Kill Zone. What prompted him to write that book was his reaction upon visiting the sixth
floor at the Texas School Book Depository. This is how he describes it: “I turned
my attention to the window in the southeast corner—the infamous sniper’s
nest …. I immediately felt like I had been hit with a sledge hammer. The word
that came to mind at what I saw … was: IMPOSSIBLE.” (p. 5) He goes on to say
that he instantly realized that Oswald could not have performed the shooting
feat, because he knew that he himself could not, and he was a professional.
Later in the book, Roberts interviewed Sergeant Carlos Hathcock. Hathcock is a
former senior instructor at the Marines Corps Sniper Instruction School at
Quantico, Virginia. Some have referred to him as the most famous American
military sniper in history. As Griffith points out, Hathcock had 93 confirmed
kills in Vietnam. He toured the land conducting sniper schools for police SWAT
teams. Roberts asked Hathcock if he thought Oswald could have done what the
Warren Commission said he did. Hathcock said no. He then added that he had
reconstructed the scenario at Quantico: the angle, moving target, time limit, etc.
He told Roberts, “I don’t know how many times we tried it, but we couldn’t duplicate
what the Warren Commission said Oswald did.” (ibid., pp. 89–90) Again,
we are talking about professionals: men who completely outclass Oswald in raw
shooting ability. But further, these are professional assassins who practice their
skills almost daily ...
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But, 19 months ago, cracks as wide as the Grand Canyon were papered over with taxpayer subsidies drawn on blank checks printed in Washington, DC. The losses of September, 2008 were real. They always have been. They sit up & demand to be eaten. There is simply no easy way around our national and financial predicament! Congress can give the go-ahead to our private banking cartel, the Federal Reserve System, to fire up the printing presses; they can pass legislation that socializes the solar system without a thought about where the money will come from to pay for it all. But it bears repeating over & over again, that the losses are real and they must be absorbed --- they cannot be ignored, they cannot be papered over!
We are headed for a time when the brutal music must be faced & listened to. That point in time is fast approaching. To quote Yogi Berra : when we get to a fork in the road, we will take it. We have no other choice.


April 7, 2010 » Oscar Wilde Would Be Jealous!WANTED : Dr. Vince Cable
In this morning's Telegraph Online there is an extremely pithy comment about Dr. Vince Cable, the Liberal Party's Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer :
 "If ever a man loved himself more,
he would be arrested for Public Indecency!"
Wanted for Pleasuring Himself! »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»
April 6, 2010 » It's On!
This morning, after visiting HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN, Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced that a General Election will take place on May 6th within the confines of the British Isles. He appeared in front of No. 10 Downing Street, the full cabinet standing behind him (photo below). The resemblance to a police line-up is most striking :
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Apr. 6, 2010 » Conservative Lesbians for Jesus Demand a Church Wedding.
The first sign that things had gone terribly wrong at the Republican National Committee was that organization's support for Dee Dee Scozzafava, a RINO if there ever was one, in an open race for a vacant Congressional seat in a Republican district in upstate New York, last year. The RNC just couldn't give her enough cash for her campaign! But the inevitable was sure to happen & soon did. When Republican voters found out about Dee Dee's true colors, her poll numbers crashed through the basement. Upon which Dee Dee, after spending every last cent of RNC money, withdrew from the race & threw her support to the Democrat ,who was more to her liking, than the third-party, right-of-center candidate, who had been rapidly gaining in the race. When all was said & done, Dee Dee's support provided the razor-thin margin of victory for the Democrat.  With Republicans like Dee Dee, you don't need more Republicans like Dee Dee!
The theory behind making Michael Steele chairman of the RNC was if you put a Black guy at the head of a Republican organization, then the Party would then inoculate itself against media charges of inherent RACISM. But such theorizing does not usually work for the best. The fact that John McCain, 2008's designated loser, got only 3% of the Black vote should tell anybody, who is not a full-time resident of a mental institution, that Blacks do not vote Republican, let alone contribute money to groups that fund Republican candidates for electoral office!
Now on the heels of the latest scandal, Michael Steele refuses to resign --- and guess what, boys & girls?! --- yes, you are so right! --- he charges RACISM, as per usual! Yet again Einstein, you go to the head of the class! In matters of Affirmative Action, nothing succeeds like Crooked Incompetence! Today the RNC, tomorrow the WORLD!


April 5, 2010 » Silence in Court! His Nibs Speak!
The Transnational media have gone to doddering US Senator Arlen Specter for an expert opinion on the probable retirement of US Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens (90 yrs. young!) in June. While the news hounds were "about it," they forgot to ask the good Senator about the expert renderings of his very own "Magic Bullet" theory of the President Kennedy Assassination. They really missed an opportunity there! Senator Specter can be absolutely spellbinding on the subject. One might even say he sticks to his profound deductions like shit to a blanket!


Easter Sunday, 2010 » Pickpocketing Our Minds ...
Whether False Flag or no, after 18 months of being on the receiving end of the most relentless propaganda campaign since the dissemination of the cathode ray tube, those Americans who had not been irretrievable hypnotized, woke up, in late March, 2003, to the awful realization that they had been hoodwinked into supporting a neo-colonialist foreign policy of the wildest & most self-defeating kind. All dressed up with no place to go, after the Fall of the Berlin Wall in November, 1989, the US military-security complex had finally managed to create a new bogey man. Fashioned from an ex-CIA asset, living in a cave, Osama would be thereafter our new blood-befanged teddy bear, poised to threaten us, not with troops or weapons, but simply with evil thoughts coming from his evil mind! Didn't the Stooge-in-Chief once say, way back when, "HE hates US because HE hates OUR freedoms?"
The 911-farce worked so well that the federal Blue Suiters (AKA : Blue Suitors) had to bring it all back in a newly-bottled form in September, 2008. Days and times that we should never forget, Daddy Warbucks! At this juncture in time it was not merely buildings that were bombed in DC & NYC and 3,000 people who died, but a wretched popcorn stand of a monetary system that had been hastily constructed after the destruction of the Bretton Woods monetary system which had enjoyed a brief, prosperous span from 1944-1971. And because of this new sham, many more than 3,000 will die --- vraiment, whole nations will crumble & unimagined violence shall ensue! I'm talking about the "Financial Crisis of September, 2008," of course! What a sack of feces that was! It is starting to dawn, like the sun coming up like thunder or a fat woman's hind-end slowly rising from a terrycloth beach blanket, that the "Financial Crisis of September, 2008" was just a whooping, great swindle by which Wall Street managed to gain an immunity for past crimes and an indemnity towards the unprecedented take-over of public government! The very nasty hits keep on coming! More federal & state taxes, skinned from taxpayers' hide! More Bailouts! More Socialism! More Unemployment! More Third World immigration! More Jobs for the Red Chinese!
Some people & some places get it --- believe it or not! And those people have just published an Op-Ed in the New York Times of all places! CLICK HERE.


    Number 2 : I am definitely an optimist. That's why it doesn't matter who Number 1 is. It doesn't matter which "side" runs the Village.
    Number 6 : It's run by one side or the other.
    Number 2 : Oh certainly, but both sides are becoming identical. What in fact has been created is an international community — perfect blueprint for world order. When the sides facing each other suddenly realize that they're looking into a mirror, they will see that this is the pattern for the future.
    Number 6 : The whole Earth as the Village?
    Number 2 : That is my hope. What's yours?
    Number 6 : I'd like to be the first man on the moon!
From Episode 2 ("Chimes of Big Ben") of The Prisoner, 1967.
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April Fools' Day » More Vicious Rumors ...
... Today is also US Census Day. The vicious rumor? --- that Barry Spendalicious, after 14 months of letting the country be overrun by Third Worlders, will clamp down on illegal immigration after Election Day, 2010, the damage having already been done. This way Third Worlders & illegals can be counted on the rolls for the 2012 election, when their votes will reëlect Hawaii/Kenya Barry! I know, it doesn't make a lick a sense and it is, when all is said & done, quite a half-baked theory. But think about it in this fashion : by appearing to do something about Third World immigration after the 2010 mid-term elections, Barry can then run to the "right" of the standard, disgusting Republican nominee & he and his fellow Dems. will be back, in like Flynn in 2012, just like Blowjob Bill managed to do in 1996 against that pathetic specimen, Bob Dole. Go ahead --- think about!
Naaah, --- Barry's too much of a true believer. Clinton didn't gave a damn one way or the other about the Third World invasion. All he cared about was the babes and the cash-stuffed envelopes that were simply the natural perks of being the Prez. It must be stated over & over : Barry is a true believer --- he wants this country to be absolutely swamped by the DREGS of the Third World!



March 31, 2010 » Promises, Promises ...

The Tories are desperate.  There are only five or six weeks to go before the general election.  They have lost their 10-point lead in the polls and are now running even with the abysmal Labour Party.  The rumor is strong that David Cameron, the Tory shadow Prime Minister, will propose that all non-EU immigration into the UK be subjected to a “hard cap” if the Conservatives are afforded the opportunity to run the House of Commons.  During the 13 years of “new” Labour, immigration into the UK averaged out at between 200,000 and 300,000 per annum --- of this number, approximately two-thirds are Third World immigrants --- the rest being from the EU (Polish carpenters, working like demons and behaving like robots, are a favorite Limey trope).
Gordon Brown, wishing to keep his boot on the collective Tory neck, has proposed a “points” system for immigration.  This would ape the Australian system, which limits immigration into that country based on "need rather than absolute numbers."  But the proverbial fly in the ointment with a “points” system is its constant mutability at the hands of a bureaucracy which is left-wing in its design if not also in its prejudices.  In brief, “points” can be made to bend by simply craving exceptions for them out of whole cloth; all to achieve a result which is desired --- and by now, gentle reader, you know perfectly well, that when lefties want something and when lefties are in charge, they will say and do anything to get what they want! (Australians have long come to rue the day when they changed over to a “points” system).

Gordon Brown has also proclaimed that all three major parties should not campaign on anti-immigrant platforms.  He says that this would be a xenophobic sentiment that would prove hurtful to British business interests in the long run.  So, in the end, Gordo cares very little about “points” but very much about playing the RACISM card when all is said & done.

Rumor has it that the Tories will promise to push for a “hard cap” of 40,000 per annum for Third World entrants into the UK.  Here's hoping that the rumor is both vicious and true!


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MOSTLY NAKED LADY : The reason you missed lunch today, Puss, was because I had to keep an appointment with my Gynecologist --- you know, the one I see for professional reasons. He's expensive, and he charges $250 an office visit but this morning he told me he was going to start chargin' all his patients an extra $50 because of Obamacare®. Well, let me tell you something, Puss, I was born at night but not last night, so I know when I'm being had! I read the papers, I told him --- Obamacare doesn't start to go into effect until 2014 and doesn't go fully into effect until 2019! And I put it to him : 'Don't you think you're being a little bit premature with the extra charges?' Well, do you know what he said, Puss? Do you really want to know? He told me to twist my body all the way around, right away, & then bend my body in that special, certain way that I usually do, which he says I'm good at and nothing else! How's that for nerve!? I have a good mind to call the cops on him but he has all my medical records so maybe I shouldn't when you come to think of it! Some people are so unscrupulous you can't deal with them in an honest way! You just have to put up with them, I suppose, 'cause they hold most of the cards. Do you think I did the right thing, Puss?

PUSS : ( thinks to Self ) : I see Paris, I see France ...


March 30, 2010 » Still Stuck in the Bushes ...
The February public accounting of the Republican National Committee has the usual Cadillac expenses : $43,000 for an Hawaiian "getaway;" $35,000 for stays in first-class hotels; air-taxi fares amounting to a grand total of $17,000 in private jets; and last but not least, $1,946.25 is the one-night tab for a bondage Club --- (not this one, we're utterly broke!) --- where women traipse about in bronze horse bridles & leather zipper masks. Poke the estimable Chairman of the RNC, Michael Steele, with a poultry thermometer : he's done!
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US Party Politics Gone Wrong. --- She Thinks He's a Man. He Thinks He's a Horse.
(THEY'RE BOTH JACKASSES!) --- IS THERE A BRONZE HORSE BRIDLE IN THE HOUSE? --- ANYONE?


Mar. 29, 2010 » A Second Phase of Understanding Kicks In ...

Time out of mind, the Wall Street Journal has been an Open Borders kind of newspaper.  Jason L. Riley is on the editorial board of the paper and can be relied upon to toe the corporate line.  And he does so in his Op-Ed piece in this morning's paper, entitled “Obamacare & Immigration Reform.”  But he does so with a difference, this time.  It seems that the political climate is no longer propitious for Open Borders and its evident consequences. He thinks it a great shame.

Yes, indeed, he foists the same old Third World canards upon his readers : that hospitals are not going bankrupt because of Mexican mothers giving birth to anchor babies on the US side of the border (tell that to the US border towns that have gone bankrupt paying for Mexican stork service!); that young immigrants are more likely to be employed than US citizens (only because US citizens are an older part of the population and immigrants are younger); and that immigrants are less likely to be on the dole than US natives (a bigger lie has never been told!)

So why did Jason L. Riley bother to write his Op-Ed?  Primarily to bitch and moan about the state of immigration politics (he sees the chances that an amnesty bill will pass Congress, this year, to be nothing short of abysmal) but also to hurl a warning at the general “diseased” state of our body politic.  It seems that all this talk about giveaways and fairness and the American dream and blah blah blah and so forth have spooked the US Sheepeeple; they appear to be in desperate need of firm guidance when it comes to discussing immigration (at the hands of the Wall St. Journal, of course!).

The first phase of immigration boosterism lasted a long time, starting in 1965 and ending sometime around 2005, when the freshest border jumper or the longest visa overstayer queued up for his “illegal” right to receive a no-money down, food stamps mortgage.  It was about that time when the Sheepeeple began to get a strong whiff of a large rat in the proverbial kitchen of the nation.  After 40 years of the most outrageous lies, the politicians in Washington simply ran out of anyone prepared to listen to them.  In 2006 amnesty breezed through the Republican Senate but died in raucous committee hearings, which were held by Republican Representatives of the House, throughout the nation.  That year, the general public outcry killed the amnesty bill stone dead.  The next year, with a new Democrat Senate and a new Democrat House, the amnesty bill suffered an ignoble filibuster, going down in flames as John McCain and Chuck Schumer were caught hiding together in the Senate cloakroom, eating rancid tuna fish sandwiches.

That the generally dumb public is vehemently opposed to amnesty proves that the general public isn't so dumb!  They do not merely oppose amnesty for the 20 million + immigrants already in the country, they fondly desire that the yearly level of 2 million "legal" immigrants be drastically reduced!  Members of the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board will have much to bitch and moan about in future.  Reduction of the level of legal immigration is an idea that has come to ripen and is now ready to be intelligently digested.  Gone are the days when the sheep had wool over their eyes and looked at the world through coke-bottle glasses fitted by the transnational media!



Mar. 29, 2010 » By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them ...
The harvest of a Democrat Congress and a Democrat President is being reaped. When you think open borders, you act open borders --- or rather choose not to act. According to reports on the Arizona border, since the new year, the border with Mexico has seen an noticeable increase in the swarm of jumpers. Imagine the exponential increase in illicit human traffic if Congress decides to debate an Amnesty bill! A "Camp of the Saints" scenario would not then be far-fetched nor out of the question ...


Mar. 28, 2010 » 52% of the Core Melted Down but Disaster was Averted!
"Mainstream" Republicans cannot shake the notion that, like Unit 2 at Three Mile Island --- which will remain radioactive for the next 30,000 years while emitting a soft glow --- the pressing issues of Immigration restriction and Illegal Alien deportation are politically radioactive.
Dick Armey was seen yesterday attending a Tea Party rally in a hazmat suit.
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DICK ARMEY : Always at the Head of His Troops!



March 26, 2010 » Sherlock Jr. Reaches the Obvious Conclusion!
Grand Island, Nebraska sits on a massive plateau of volcanic rock, craved from the primordial ooze. Once a major way-station on the Union Pacific line, her favorite and best known son, Henry Fonda, was born there over 100 yrs. ago. Grand Island's biggest industry, by far, is still meatpacking, but Americans no longer form the majority of that industry's manpower : the processors will only hire Third Worlders from Mexico & Guatemala because these foreign workers come cheap and are too frightened about LA MIGRA to complain over substandard working conditions.
Ben Nelson, who is running for reëlection to the US Senate (he just voted against Obamacare® after voting for it three months ago!) says that Amnesty doesn't have a prayer (like his reëlection chances!). He told the Grand Island Independent the other day that "There is doubt in my mind that comprehensive legislation [Amnesty for Illegals] may be a thing of the past, at least for the short-term future, because anything that is comprehensive is going to have to have a lot of moving parts, a lot of complexities to it, and what I found is that moving parts and complexities in legislation attract more opponents than proponents."
You said a mouthful, Ben! If Congress passes legislation, giving Amnesty to 20 million + Illegals, then said legislation will = (equal) unimaginable chaos on our southern border with Mexico. Jean Raspail could come out of retirement & write a sequel to The Camp of the Saints and make it to No. 1 on the New York Times Best-Seller List!
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Democrats say the Tea Party Must be Stopped Before Its Members get Out of Hand ...


March 25, 2010 » Say It Ain't So, Paul Craig Roberts!
America's best political commentator, the nonpareil of columnists, has decided to hang up his proverbial spikes! To read his ultimate column, CLICK HERE.


March 25, 2010 » Eye-Liner of Mass Deception.
Since George W. Bush creeped into office, America's favorite hermaphrodite has been lookingAnn Coulter - Pretty Ain't She? shop-worn and sounding worse. Her --- don't say He/She/It! --- quips & quibbles quaint, that were so pithy when Bill Clinton was taking envelopes from drug dealers & getting blowjobs from cute pepper pot interns, took on a decidedly caustic quality after her theretofore deft comedic techniques were used to explain away the invasion of ramshackle Third World nations and the kidnapping & torture of Muslim goat herders.
Miss Coulter has recently run into a spot of bother up in Canada while on a speaking tour. Just before she left, she drew a deep breath and called the people who question the incredible neo-con version of what happened in DC & NYC on September 11, 2001 "kooks and crazies." The photo at right proves yet again that make-up has worked more miracles than Jesus!


March 23, 2010 » eBay® : In the Guilt-Complex Business.
When one reaches the checkout section of eBay®, one is told to pay extra for the "children," to wit : "I want to change the life of a child born into extreme poverty." How could this be? For in 1965 LBJ told us all that in America we would have a GREAT SOCIETY forevermore ...
Now if only eBay® took out the phrase extreme poverty and substituted the phrase extreme ignorance --- now that's something I could agree with and pay extra for (... in hopes of stopping extreme ignorance for good & all)!


March 22, 2010 » The Repeal of 1766.
During his exceedingly brief ministry, in 1766, the Marquess of Rockingham, leading the pro-American faction, succeeded in getting through Parliament a bill repealing the Stamp Act. The most notable display of opposition against the Act had been evinced in New York the previous year, when American merchants up and down the East Coast met at the Battery to voice their collective refusal to trade with Britain on onerous terms. American businessmen, before the rupture of the Revolution, would gradually shift their affairs to San Domingo (later known as Haiti), bypassing Jamaica and thereby directing American trade away from England and to begin the favoring of France in all matters of trade.
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Lord North would assume the King's Ministry in 1770 & not let his supremacy of place go until 1782 when the Marquess of Rockingham would return to head Parliament for one last time. The Marquess immediately commenced peace negotiations with the rebellious American colonies upon reässuming office. The moral? --- What can be done, can be undone and when a thing looks ruined, it can almost certainly be fixed.


March 21, 2010 » "Hate Speech" Redux.

I was going to refrain from commenting about the latest so-called “Hate Crime” incident.  But since it happened in New Jersey and since yooz guys have bombarded me with e-mails about it, in the spirit of this website, that is to say, speaking the unspeakable, a word or two about it might be in order.

But before I get along to the facts at hand, let me remind yooz guys that the topic has already been covered in these pages  --- notably on January 11, 2009 (Barry Just Loves You), CLICK HERE and scroll down. On that day, the problems arising from “Hate Speech” prosecutions were discussed in some detail.  It was stated therein that “Hate Speech” proceedings against a criminal Defendant are always whittled down to something else. “Hate Speech” is a prosecutorial blunt instrument that is used to open a case rather than to close it.  The frightened Defendant, begging for prosecutorial mercy, is supremely happy to cop to a lower offense just to get his time on the cross in the criminal “justice” system brought to an end.  The prosecutor is also happy --- because “Hate Speech” statutes invariably clash with the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.  To my knowledge no state “hate speech” statute has ever been fully reviewed by the US Supreme Court.

In Washington Township, in Bergen County, in New Jersey, a 16-year-old has been charged with bias, intimidation, and harassment (the cops mercifully left spitting-on-the-sidewalk out!)  for getting on the PA system in Wal-Mart and yelling “all Black people, leave the store now!”  According to the 2000 census, Bergen County, NJ has a black population of less than 1%.  So the Bergen cops, who arrested the young prankster, were obviously trying to draw national publicity to themselves, i.e. they probably weren't pressured by any local Black group to make an arrest in this laughably insignificant case.

The 16-year-old faces a year in Juvie Hall, and if the Juvie judge decides to throw the book at him, which right at this moment, considering the national publicity that currently limelights this case, is a distinct possibility.  Our 16-year-old prankster actually faces the threat of real time in the lockup over his “Hate Speech” “crime” because in most states of the Union the general practice of juvenile justice often precludes consultation with the U.S. Constitution.  In brief, an adult prankster pulling the same gag on the same day in the same Wal-Mart would have been treated much more gingerly by the cops for the simple reason that his court-appointed lawyer would have most likely advised him that “Hate speech” charges have never been fully tested in all aspects of legality. But now that Barry is in the White House, the NAACP can always hope they get the kind of CHANGE they can believe in!



March 18, 2010 » 911 Cover Up ( Part 463 ).
On September 18, 1964 Senator Richard Russell of Georgia attempted to persuade other members of the Warren Commission to abandon their preposterous, collective agreement with Arlen Specter, a staff member in the employ of the Commission, who had boldly conceived the so-called "magic bullet" theory, to wit, that the first shot fired from more than 60 feet up, from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository Building in Dallas on November 22, 1963 at precisely 12:30 PM, through a misaligned rifle-scope at the moving presidential limousine, had hit Kennedy in the back, near the right shoulder blade, and then had traveled upwards inside his body and exited through the front of his neck underneath his Adam's Apple; then taking a sudden downward trajectory in mid-air;  entering the body of  Texas Governor John Connally, who was seated in front of Kennedy in a fold-up jump seat, near the position of his right armpit, thereafter traveling through the Gov.'s body, shattering his 5th rib and popping out at his right nipple, then moving in a squiggle-line towards the side of his body, hitting the main bone of his right wrist, then bouncing sideways across the front of his body until stopping suddenly and then diving directly downwards when at last the "magic bullet" would finally come to its destructive rest by lodging contentedly in Gov. Connally's left thigh.
Sen. Russell pleaded with the other members of the Commission to omit this laughable conclusion of Specter's from the Commission's final report, due to be published in days. Sen Russell had hoped that even if he failed to get the "magic bullet" excluded from the Commission report, he could at least lodge his objections into the permanent, running transcript of the Commission's proceedings. But he would be thwarted completely in this design : J. Lee Rankin, Chief Counsel of the Warren Commission, ordered that the entire transcript of what Sen. Russell had said on Sept. 18, 1964, behind closed doors, destroyed. Four years later, Russell was cued into what Rankin had done. Unlike Kennedy's brain, which had disappeared without a trace from the National Archives in DC, the transcript of the Commission's Sept. 18, 1964 proceedings had never been logged in!
On January 16, 2004 a letter sign by Attorney General John Ashcroft, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, & CIA Director George Tenet was sent to every member of the 911 Commission. The letter dealt with many things, most notable was its denial of the Commissioners' request that the "planners" of the 911 bombings in DC & NYC be questioned about their operational roles in the murderous events under investigation.
Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, & Tenet proffered the standard excuse of national security but what they omitted to say was that the "planners" had been tortured in order to secure their confessions of involvement in the 911 bombings. In New York on Sept. 11th, the North & South Towers of the World Trade Center, along with Building No. 7 in the same wide complex, not having been hit by a plane, all seemed to rapidly collapse in utter defiance of Newtonian Physics; they appeared to explode rather than crumple slowly, or gradually buck and bend, as tall trussed, steel-framed structures invariably do when their scientifically constructed frameworks come under sudden stress. The fact that the "planners" had been tortured to "volunteer" information about the 911 attacks would have again revived the suspicion of many architects and engineers, not in the pay of the federal government, that the WTC North & South Towers, and particularly Building No. 7, had been "pulled" --- i. e., brought down through means of controlled demolition.
To see a [slow-loading] pdf of the Jan. 16, 2004 of the letter herein mentioned, CLICK HERE. The letter is at page 26 of the pdf.


March 17, 2010 » The Jackass Party Shows Its Brainless Behind.
Don't worry too much about the Dems., wanting to turn the past tense of the verb "deem" into new legislative history. Whatever wacky incantation of hocus-pocus that they are running, combining the old Senate Obamacare® bill with the new House "sidecar" (fresh House amendments) means that the Senate then must vote and approve of the new House bill --- deemed, sidecar, kitchen sink & all, etc. --- before sending the combined and exact House & Senate bill to the White House for signature. If the House decides to bypass the Senate after manufacturing a new bill with new language, and then sending such a unique and untouched (by the Senate) bill directly to the President for his signature, any such final bill would be unconstitutional on its face. Perhaps, this is what the Dems. really, really want when all is said & done. Then they can claim that they tried to give "free" health care to the American people but those mean, old Republican judges stopped them! Those Republicans are just plain evil & hate the little guy, Right?! But the question now before the proverbial house is --- does the Jackass Party hate the little guy even more?!


Peter Schiff Correctly Predicted the Economic Crisis on August 28, 2006.
Reporter: Despite the Dow hitting a 3-month high more and more analysts are cautioning that a recession could be just around the corner. Joining us now to debate the issue -- recession or not: we are going to be joined by Art Laffer, he's chief investment officer of Laffer Investments and former economic adviser to President Reagan. And Peter Schiff, he's president of Euro Pacific Capital. Gentleman, thanks for being here. Peter, I want to start with you.
Although there are more and more people saying that the US economy will be in a recession next year, it is still a minority position. Why do think that a recession is coming and just how bad is it going to be?
Peter Schiff: I think it is going to be pretty bad and whether it starts in '07 or '08, I think is immaterial and I also think it is going to last not just for quarters but for years. See the basic problem with the US economy is we have too much consumption and borrowing and not enough production and savings. And what's going to happen is the American consumer is going to basically stop consuming and start rebuilding his savings, especially when he sees his home equity evaporate.
And when you have the economy 70% consumption, you can't address those imbalances without a recession.
You know, rather than the recession being resisted, it should really be embraced because the disease is really this debt financed consumption. The cure is that we stop consuming and start saving and producing again and that's a recession. And sometimes medicine tastes bad but you got to swallow it.
Reporter: Alright Laffer you hear him, he says that the consumer is going to slow down in order to rebuild the savings. And you know that two-thirds of the American economy is driven by the American consumer. Do you believe that?
Art Laffer: No I don't believe any of it. Whatsoever. Excuse me Michelle. What he's saying is that savings is way down in this country but wealth has risen dramatically.
The United States economy has never been in better shape. There is no tax increase coming in the next couple of years. Monetary policy is spectacular. We have freer trade than ever before. And not only that, there are no incomes policy. I think Peter is just totally off base and I don't think it's going to be, I mean, I just don't know where he's getting his stuff.

Peter Schiff: One of us is off base and it is definitely not me. I mean it is not wealth that has increased in the last few years, we haven't increased our productive capacity. All that has increased is the paper values of our stocks and real estate but that's not real wealth no more than the Nasqaq was wealth. If you see the stock market come down and the real estate bubble burst all that phony wealth is going to evaporate and all that is going to be left is all the debt we accumulated to foreigners.

Art Laffer: Peter, I am going to make a bet with you on this one. I bet you a penny on this one that  if you sign a letter if you are wrong you will sign a letter that you were wrong to me. You are way off base, there is nothing that tells us, we are going to have a nice slow down but it's not going to be a crash.

Reporter: Let me ask you this, there's a lot of folks out there point to the housing market and they say that a huge percentage of jobs created, some argue 30% of the job creation over the past few years has been because of the housing boom -- whether it is construction or mortgage brokers, real estate brokers, etc. And if all that goes away, what happens with all those jobs.

Art Laffer: There will be lots of things to fill it back up again, Michelle.

Reporter: Such as?

Art Laffer: You know the neat thing about this economy is we have a lot of flexibility in what we produce in what we have in the wealth and housing has filled a huge gap coming here. And other things will fill in that gap. It really is not a housing economy, this is an economy that is driven by good economic policies, by good monetary policy, by good trade policy, and it's working beautifully.

Peter Schiff: I suppose it's good if you're an investor in gold and oil or other foreign assets but it's certainly not good from the point of view of the United States. And you know from the real estate, it is not just the wealth effect or the jobs that come directly from real estate but because  we've had such artificially low interest rates which are quickly going to become a thing of the past, a lot of Americans are going to ... [interrupted]

Reporter: Well I don't know about that, you know Peter, the ten year yield is still ... The Fed keeps going and going and going here ...

Peter: What I'm talking about, a lot of people have adjustable rate mortgages that are going to reset over the next couple of years and people are going to see their mortgage payments go up by 50%  and 100% and a lot of that is going to take a lot of spending away from the economy. Because people are going to spend whatever money they have on interest payments.

Art Laffer: Come on Peter, it's a zero sum game. Every interest dollar paid is an interest dollar earned.

Peter Schiff: People that earn the dollars are in China and in Japan and in Europe -- they are not in America anymore. We don't owe it to ourselves, we owe it abroad.

Art Laffer: Oh my goodness!  I have never heard so many mistakes made in series in my life Peter.

Peter Schiff: Then you ought to listen to your own clip!

Art Laffer: Well I do a lot and you know, what can I tell you Peter. It's a bet of a penny in your honor that is at stake -- and mine too.

Reporter: When you talk about selling to China and India etc, what is wrong with that if we are selling products, if they are buying products around the world. That lifts the entire global economy.

Peter schiff: The problem is we are not selling them products, they are making products and sending them here. [Interrupted]

Art Laffer: They are not holding dollars as a favor to us. [Paraphrase]

Peter Schiff: We are running up 60 billion dollar a month trade deficit, that means that the world is providing us with 60 billion dollars more of goods and services that we can afford to pay for.

Art Laffer: No, no, listen Peter for one second. They are holding deposits in the US not as a favor to us, because they like holding it there. We are outsourcing our monetary policy to China and to a lot of the rest of the world.. they are paying us huge senior-age gain for the act of providing them a banking system and monetary policy. It's called seniorage gain, GOSH!

Peter Schiff: All we are providing them with is inflation and they are accumulating assets while we are accumulating liabilities. We've got to service this debt. We've got to pay interest on this. We are not borrowing to produce.

Art Laffer: We ran a trade deficit from 1640 to 1870, 230 years of trade deficits.

Peter Schiff: You are missing the most important aspect. Back then we borrowed to build factories to build infrastructure. We were borrowing to produce. Now we are borrowing to remodel our kitchens, to buy big screen TVs, and to take vacations.

Art Laffer: All these years that we've been running these trade deficits, the wealth of the average American household has been going up, not down.

Peter Schiff: The average American is going deeper and deeper into debt, he's struggling to get by. And all that happens is some appraiser tries to say that your house is worth all this money. This is an illusion. Look at all these for sale signs.

Reporter: What measure are you using?

Art Laffer: I am using the household survey from the Federal Reserve Board which shows American household's net wealth. You know, he's using a savings rate measure from the National Income Accounts which is totally inappropriate for the purpose that he is doing it. And I don't know how to respond when I don't know the numbers.

Peter Schiff: Why do a husband and wife both have to work to provide enough income to support a family.

Art Laffer: With low income tax rates, they like working.

Peter Schiff: You kidding? Most women with children are not working because they love it, they are working because they need the income. They can't afford it.

Art Laffer: With lower tax rates, it makes it more valuable to work. And lower interest rates, you can buy more. It is great.

Reporter: I don't know Peter, are you suggesting most women would stay home.

Peter Schiff: A lot of women, I see women seven months pregnant sometimes when I'm out waiting tables. They don't want to be there. They need to be there because their husband does not make enough after he finishes paying taxes to support the family. But what we need to do in America is get back to the business of saving again and producing again. We can't just keep accumulating debt. We can't put this national consumption on a credit card and assume that because the crisis has not happened yet that it's never going to happen.

Reporter: Peter, I would argue that a lot of women like to work. I think a lot of women enjoy their job and they enjoy the privilege that men had for a very long time -- which is to get out of the house and be productive in many ways not just in raising children.

Art Laffer: Hear Hear Michelle.

Reporter: Gentlemen, you know, I barely participated. I enjoyed that quite a lot just listening to you both go at it. So we are going to have to get you back again. Art Laffer and Peter Schiff in on whether or not we are going to see a recession.

Peter Schiff: I want to collect that penny.

Art Laffer: I'll collect it with a nice note from you Peter.

Peter Schiff: And all the dollar is going to be worth is a penny!


March 10, 2010 » We Got MORE TROUBLE in River City ...
In a Walmart in Louisiana, because the Black Barbie® dolls weren't moving off the shelf as fast as the White Barbie® dolls, the Black Barbie® dolls were marked down to half-price.
Wait till Barry hears about this ...
Black Barbie
(HOT DAMN ON TOAST !!!)
Hey, Where's Your Manners! Don't Talk to Barbie® That Way!



March 9, 2010 » (Fixing Us &) Third-World Immigration for the "Last" Time.
Remember way back, way back when? Oh, say round about 2005 --- when the Republican Congress passed a bill mandating that the several states issue a "counterfeit-proof" Drivers' License by the middle of 2008? All this to make Illegal Aliens feel uncomfortable!
Well, the Republican Congress is gone & George W. Bush is gone & the "counterfeit-proof" Drivers' License is gone or so it seems --- but wait there's more!
According to the Wall Street Journal, Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer & Sen. Lindsey "Light in the Loafers" Graham (who said Peter Pan doesn't vote the straight Republican ticket!) have hatched a new scheme to bring the "counterfeit-proof" Drivers' License back! These two worthies have had a true brainstorm, the likes of which are much like the last Congressional brainstorm, only worse! Trust our dubiously elected officials to resurrect decrepit, bad ideas which have long gone on the mold!
There is one, whopping, great, big, major hitch --- though. It seems local cops only "proof" people who can speak English (stopping Illegal Aliens on the street & asking them for identification would be "Racist"); and potential employers don't ask foreigners for identification because what shifty bosses really want is peon labor at coolie prices. Despite the cold facts of hard reality, the "counterfeit-proof" Drivers' License should work just fine! Thanks, Chuck. Thanks, Loafers. What a couple of frickin' political geniuses!


March 4, 2010 Dollar Bill, Y'All!
It seems that a Republican Congressman wants to pull Ronald Reagan's mugg on the $50 bill, replacing old, crooked, whiskey-swallowing US Grant! Time for some math : on that day in November, 1980, when the sainted "CONservative" (he signed a bill granting Amnesty to Illegal Aliens in 1986) was elected, a dollar was worth a $1.00; on Election Day, 1988, when St. Ron's two terms were almost up, a dollar was worth 66¢, thanks to inflation & Alan Greenspan.
When George W. Bush was elected in 2000 (some would say "selected"), a dollar was worth a $1.00. When Barry Spendalicious blew into DC 8 yrs. later, a dollar was worth a hefty 75¢, thanks to inflation & Alan Greenspan ( some would say "Greenscam").
Attempts to put GW's portrait on the double saw-buck failed years back when several cashiers at various Mickey Dees, across the land, refused to accept the new currency because they feared it might be a "true" counterfeit :
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March 2, 2010 » Property Taxes & Racism ( ... Like Two Peas in a Pod ).

A “Tea Partier” writes to express his dismay over the “appalling” fact that the tea party movement has yet to address the US Immigration problem in its various planks.  He tells me that the “TEA” in Tea Party stands for “Taxed Enough Already” --- the first that I have ever heard of this acronym (who said you don’t learn something new every day!).
But when all is said and done, one can't really blame the Tea Party Organizers for trying to avoid a potential problem :  long ago the minions of the transnational media got into the habit of calling anyone who objects to the current deluge of Third World Immigration into the US a “Racist,” plain and simple.  So being called out, so to speak, is just one extra problem that the Tea Party organizers need like a ten-penny nail to the forehead!
But the “Taxed Enough Already” people may just find themselves being called Racists sooner than they think.  Using the U.S. Census as an uncertain guide, the number of Third Worlders or non-Whites in the country presently hovers somewhere between 35% & 40%.  This exploding segment of our population is, for the most part, of the tax-eater rather than the tax-payer class.  As this segment of the population continues to grow, as it is destined to do under the automatic triggers of the Immigration Act of 1965, the clash over the limited pot of our national system of free Goodies & big Bennies threatens to turn quite ugly.
If the Red Chinese are right when they say that there is not enough money in the world to sustain the current level of American borrowing based on the diarrhea-like issuance of US Treasury bonds, then there are not enough White tax-payers to pay for the demands of non-White tax-eaters visited upon the nation's bounty, i.e. the amount of filthy lucre that Whitey is expected to stump up in order to avoid being called a “Racist.”
It has been observed, not for the first time and nor will it be for the last, that diverse or mixed nations find that their roiling racial makeups are invariably incompatible in the conduct of reasoned debate.  Where once there would have been a clash between the have-nots and the haves or arguments based on shadings of ideology, now every issue, including financial ones, are automatically reduced to the gutter level of cross-racial accusations.  Whites can move out of neighborhoods that are “changing,” but though they retreat to the sea walls of the Pacific and Atlantic, they cannot escape being called “Racist” for wanting to run from a high tax bill, for such flight proves that they are eminently guilty of shirking “societal responsibility.”


A learned philosopher once said a man may declare he is uninterested in war but that war is eternally interested in him.  So it goes with “Racism” and taxes and Whitey : our fair-skinned friend may protest that he just wants a lower tax bill and that racism has nothing to do with his self-protective financial actions and desires, but try that proposition out against a multitude of screaming TeeVees, shouting back at you, yelling that your selfish desire for a reduced tax bill is nothing but the ugly mask of disguised racism, cloaked in the argumentative words of sinful self-interest & “racial” European deceit.


February 26, 2010 » "Jésus vit au bord du lac deux barques ... Ils
prirent une grande quantité de poissons dans leurs filets." ( Luc 5 ).
Beatniks are from the Fifties and Hippies are from the Sixties but Politicians come from all over. So it was yesterday at the White House. Politicians, born 60 & 40 years ago, made faces and opened their mouths at one another but failed to make bricks without straw. If incoherent words could make miracles then the blind would all be diamond-cutters and the lame might out-dance Ginger Rogers & Fred Astaire.


February 24, 2010 » That's Racist ( Part 463 ).
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In the British Isles there is a saying, common among cricket aficionados, that goes : "Anyone but England." Meaning of course that England is always defeated at the very last in any down-to-the-wire match for determining for the best cricketing side in the world. In Football (soccer to you, Yank!) too, the saying is almost as common --- the last time England won the World Cup in that sport was in 1966.
But in the fever-dream of insanity that has gripped the British Isles since the Labour Party was first elected to run Her Majesty's Government in 1997, a choleric phobia has been visited upon all and sundry, regarding the real or imagined disease of "Racism."
A shopkeeper in the Scottish city of Aberdeen has been visited by representatives of the local constabulary. It seems that he has been caught red-handed for engaging in the offense of promoting Racism in public. It also seems that the shopkeeper had dressed up a store dummy with a T-Shirt, bearing the slogan, in capital letters, of ANYONE BUT ENGLAND. It further seems that considering ... now follow this brand of twisted logic closely or you may wind up completely confused ... Scotland is inhabited by the descendants of Picts, Gaels, & Celts, therefore saying or showing such a baldly insulting statement in public, like for instance, ANYONE BUT ENGLAND, could possibly hurt the feelings of some of the many Englanders presently residing in Scotland, who are descended, for the most part, from Anglo-Saxons & Normans! --- "Hate Speech" being strictly verboten in the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland.
Perhaps it was seeing the store dummy in the shop window that set the police off. To see one of your own, a perfectly innocent dummy, being put to such rank use, might have given these particular Scottish guardians of the civil peace cause to object! (By the way, can one say Scottish anymore without getting arrested? Is the current and correct PC Term, Scots? Is using the old adjective of Scottish now Racist?).


February 22, 2010 » Apples & Oranges ( Part 463 ).
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A Clubber posits : “we can agree that Global Warming and Open Borders are both religious propositions rather than soundly reasoned political positions.  So now that global warming has been exposed as a false religion, shouldn't Open Borders follow right behind and jump into the dustbin of history?”
Great question and one that should be asked! --- but Open Borders and the lies that surround it can’t be deconstructed in the same way in which Global Warming was exposed by showing that the props surrounding climate-thinking were woven from whole cloth :  the people who ran the global warming scam simply cooked the books, as it were.  When the “facts” backing their assertions were audited, the assertions were exposed for the pathetic absurdities that they ultimately were.  Just you wait --- Open Borders will prove to be a much harder nut to crack.
Open borders is a secular religion that depends upon a tight rule of manners to keep it going.  The rich and connected people who believe in it don't live in the inner cities or the clapboard suburbs where the newly-arrived Third Worlders live.  To them, immigrants are abstract personages they see only on TeeVee, not people of flesh & blood, whom they experience in a day-in, day-out way.  The rich & connected don't drive on roads choked with “Trench Town” taxis, nor do their children go to school with Aztecs who are even illiterate in Spanish.  Believers in Open Borders are completely cocooned from reality.  Theirs is a world of fantasy, in which border jumpers become physicists and visa overstayers win spelling bees.  Believers in Open Borders haven't even bothered to concoct a pathetic hoax as a jumping-off point from which to perpetrate lies.  The mythical religion that they have constructed is built on the most paper-thin of dreams.  That the Immigration Act of 1965 has rendered this country into a waking nightmare is a cold reality which is of little moment to our rich & connected Golden Pony Boys, who ride the white charger of pure and blissful political science fiction into the mists of creamy logic.  When all is said and done, and all evidence is going to the contrary, it is what they see on TeeVee, which are ultimately fantasies of their own devising, that will ever carry the day.  Because on TeeVee it is Whitey-White White who is always Bad and the Lesser Shade of Pale who is always Good.  You cannot argue the facts with a shadow nor can you disprove a Tall-Tale that walks on stilts.  And if you have the audacity to kick the stilts away and send a false proposition into the proverbial mud where it belongs, you will only be accused of “hate speech” and someday, if the election results keep going the way they have been recently, you'll be charged with the “hate crime” of hurting somebody's feelings.
In the playground and in the sandbox of current debate, adults are most definitely not welcome --- simply because hopscotch and pink plastic shovels look ridiculous at their feet and in the hands.  Open Borders is not simply a hoax or simply a religion : it is pure juvenilia in debate and baby-talk in reasoning.  The training wheels are always on and never come off!  When the topic of Immigration is brought up, the left-wing response will always be “RACIST;” and then you know it's time for teacher to call for a nap or ring a bell for sugar cookie break!  Being eternally 6 means never having to think with your head.
And just because global warming has been exposed as an outrageous hoax, doesn't mean that the hoaxers are still not waiting in the weeds, looking for the first chance to jump out and run their scam all over again when the time seems right.  Afterall, Daddy, the ice cap is still melting and the polar bears are still drowning!  You wouldn't want to be mean, now would you? --- Daddy?



February 21, 2010 » The True Story of the Statue of Liberty ...
On September 11, 2001, while watching a dubious spectacle on television, many thoughts went through my head : foremost was the regret that one of the planes had not somehow veered off course, missing one of the Twin Towers, hitting the Statue of Liberty instead. Such a change of events would have Detective Club of Jersey Citygreatly reduced the wholesale loss of American life on that horrid day in New York. But alas, it was not to be --- we know now that mass murder, not mass vandalism, was the primary objective on that day; and we know now that the cut-outs from Saudi Arabia were under the direction of an "ex" CIA asset, who had crazily hoped to suck the US military into unending wars of occupation in the Middle East (MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!).
Since 1965, the Statue of Liberty has been the paramount symbol of the Open Borders crowd of the transnational mind-shapers. The tall, inanimate structure, covered in verdigris, has become the shining emblem of our mindless Immigration policy to the Third World (2 million legals; 1 million illegals : per annum). We are incessantly taught that to control and reduce this massive influx is to somehow spit on the sacred graves of our grandfathers, who passed through Ellis Island and went straight to work, without benefit of a handout or free room and board!
The success of the propaganda campaign, surrounding the Statue of Liberty, is a disgusting testament to the failed Immigration policy of this country, such as it is. But it has not always been thus. The Statue was constructed in France and put on an American pedestal in vastly different circumstances in 1886, on Bedloe's Island in Upper New York Bay; and after the brass bands packed their tents, it was put to immediate use as a working lighthouse. A short, excellent piece about the history and significance of the Statue of Liberty was written for vdare.com, just three months before the unhappy and cursed events of 911. It bears reading ... (CLICK HERE).


February 17, 2010 » Inquiring Minds Want to Know ( Part 463 ).
Various "news outlets" report that Henry Lewis Gates, Jr. has donated the handcuffs, in which he was briefly confined, to the Smithsonian. He was taken to the hoosegow in them, last Summer, after his famous folderol. An e-mail comes from a Clubber, in which he wonders, whether the handcuffs were "just thick twist-ties because metal handcuffs would be too expensive to replace at taxpayer's expense." Contrary to popular belief, a serviceable pair of stainless steel handcuffs do not cost all that much. Right now, over at Handcuff Warehouse (CLICK HERE), the Winchester Model WN-40 is featured for just $19.99 and the model comes with double keys in the eventuality of a prisoner swallowing one of the keys, there remains a spare (this way the Po-Po won't have to wait until the con in question passes his morning stool in order to retrieve the disappeared key).
Handcuffs - Detective Club
$19.99 does not include handling (no pun intended) and shipping; nor does it include the extra "handcuff holder" which sells for a paltry $13.40.



February 17, 2010 » Waking Up from a Dream Into a Nightmare.
Now that the way to a US Senate seat in Indiana has been temporarily cleared, who do the Republicans at DC Headquarters come up with? --- Dan Coats! This all-time Rockefeller Republican makes Karl Marx look like a church warden! "Diver" Dan always voted left of Red, while humming the Internationale, and after his retirement he became a filthy lobbyist! Hey, Republican voters, time to change your registration to Tea Party! Even the Mad Hatter wouldn't vote for Dan Coats!
The Internationale.  [variant words in square brackets]
Detective Club of Jersey City
Arise ye workers [starvelings] from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise!
We'll change henceforth [forthwith] the old tradition [conditions]
And spurn the dust to win the prize!

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face,
The Internationale unites the human race!
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face,
The Internationale unites the human race!

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we'll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They'll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying ---
We'll shoot the generals on our own side!

No Saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in Prince or Peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E'er the thieves will out with their booty [give up their booty]
And give to all a happier lot.
Each [those] at the forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the iron is hot!



February 15, 2010 » They Hate You Because They Want to Steal Your Wallet.
The "democratic instinct" often conceals an inbred craven lust for the taxpayer's dime & dollar. The creators of New Direction Local Development Corporation, along with a "Katrina-inspired" undetermine-named charity, dipped into New York state coffers to the tune of at least $56,000. New Direction & no-name Katrina appeared to have been established by NYS Sen. Malcolm Smith (on left) and Congressman Gregory Meeks (on right), two "minority" politicos who, for years, have been considered nothing more than low-level street hustlers, ever on the lookout for No.10 envelopes stuffed with cash (some local reporters, with whom I have talked, have told me that there is even an informal betting-poll set up by the local press regarding Smith & Meeks --- the winner gets to  trouser the kitty on the day Smith & Meeks walk out of federal court on a "daisy chain").
Even a one-time Queens County Assistant District Attorney, Claude Stuart, who was infamous for fixing prosecution cases and who was finally fired and lost his law license for three years for sending hapless criminal Defendants up the river on "cooked" evidence, is said to be have also been observed dipping into the public till via these bogus charities. The New York Times has devoted column inches to these shenanigans : for the latest, CLICK HERE.



February 14, 2010 » Greece-ing the Skids.

The trials and tribulations of the nation of Greece, and of that country's enormous difficulties in maintaining debt service on $300 billion in outstanding government bonds, was much in the news last week.  It would appear (although appearances, at the moment, are most likely deceptive) that Germany will stand “good” for maintaining Greece’s debt service, but the details of this generous backstopping, on the part of Germany, have yet to be worked out and the assent of the German electorate has still not been smoothed over!
It has been said many times over, throughout history, that Fiat currencies are doomed.  A paper collapse is bound to happen sooner or later.  (Remember when JZ made a music video, two or three years ago, in which he threw stacks of Euros at the camera and boasted of his great wealth?).  Well, the Euro is no longer such a hot commodity now that Greek politicians have begrimed and begreased that now declining currency.
John Maynard Keynes considered gold to be a barbarous affectation of hidebound bankers, who were much too conservative for the good of the Commonwealth.  Despite the fact that you no longer see the word “conservative” with the word “bankers” in the same sentence anymore, gold may be a barbarous affectation but it was and has always been and will always remain an affectation which can undergird any stable national monetary system.  If the power to tax is the power to destroy, then the power to print baseless paper money, not based on copper, not based on silver, not based on gold, not based on anything whatsoever, means that when a central bank perpetrates the crime of the printing press, even if it be deemed legal by the home government, it amounts to nothing, more nor less, than the legitimatization of a Ponzi scheme on a national scale.
And after the Ponzi scheme collapses, governments are likely to institute strict currency controls, making the trading of the afflicted national currency a crime across international borders.  So far Greece has not reached that point, yet.  But will the Germans really stand “good” for maintaining the debt service on Greece's $300 billion outstanding debt --- what about future outstanding debt? The Germans are determined to keep the Euro going and may be willing to backstop Greece through February and March, but what happens if Ireland or Spain or Portugal or even Italy wind up facing sovereign debt shortfalls right along with Greece at sometime in the near future?  April is the month for Spring cleaning.  Come April, German non-conservative bankers and German non-conservative voters may be looking to buy a big broom in order to chase the Euro PIIGS out of the Euro house. Say what??? --- Good riddance to bad rubbish or so goeth the way of all flesh and of all paper-fiat currency!



February 13, 2010 » "Come Back, Little Sheba!"
Detective Club
Sometimes there are people, sporting the darkest complexions, who go out and take it into their heads to act the most lily-White, to act the most Anglo-Saxon! And they can put on quite a show while doing it! --- (CLICK HERE).


February 13, 2010 » Deep in the Arms of Morpheus ...

The English politician, William Hague, was the distinguished leader of Her Majesty's Opposition during the period of 1997 through 2001.  He was, what the English call, the Shadow Prime Minister.  But he didn't lead much of a political opposition.  After being decimated in the 1997 General Election, the Conservatives chose him strictly on the basis of his speaking abilities.  He was at his most eloquent when he characterized the Prime Minister of the time, Tony Blair, as a man of “U-turns, errors and sellouts!”
The UK economy was booming in 2001 & the real effects of Third World immigration had only just started to become apparent;  Hague resolved to chance a mention or two about the consequences of Labour's Immigration policies : in March of that year, he kicked off the General Election campaign by proclaiming --- “We will give you your country back!”  The Conservatives gained only one seat in the country-wide poll and remained, for another 4 years, in the political wilderness; in 2005, Labour, with only 35% of the vote, was again reëlected with a reduced majority, but were, by then, exposed for the charlatans and crooks that they, preeminently, had always been.
Hague resigned in 2001 as the Conservative leader but stayed on in parliament as an MP.
  He has been much touted to make a comeback, either as UK Secretary of State or Deputy Prime Minister, if David Cameron wins the General Election in the Spring.  But William Hague has long since learned to bottle up his eloquence.  The Daily Telegraph says that he will not be making any speeches regarding Tory intentions on immigration policy (“[Hague rules] out using immigration as a weapon in the election campaign.”).

Detective Club 

Nine years on, one would think that the British people have had more than enough of 13 years of massive Third World immigration, thanks to Labour.  But the Tories seem to have a knack for throwing elections in the most cavalier ways imaginable.  Right now they are fading fast in the polls, so much so that if the General Election were held today, they would be unable to form an absolute majority in the House of Commons.  The “limey” conservatives appear to be not very different from the “yankee” ones.  Both seem to have an inbred, absolute abhorrence when it comes to making a political issue of the vicissitudes of Third World Immigration.  Like Pavlov's dogs, they have been well and truly trained by their master, the transnational Press : it is easy to translate the sound of the old, hoarse bark for what it is, into yelping English --- “THAT’S RACIST!” --- says the BOW WOW.



February 10, 2010 » Look Before You Sign Anything!
In the United Arab Emirates, a prospective groom is afforded the privilege of gazing upon a prospective bride's face only after the finalization and signing of a marriage contract. (For in the United Arab Emirates, women of marriageable age go about with their faces draped in a niqāb or full veil, an article of clothing that covers the entirety of the visage, which conceals even the eyes that are obliged to peep out at the world through two openings made of tightly woven mosquito-netting).
On this occasion, after "unmasking" his soon-to-be wife, the male party-in-question discovered that his betrothed was sporting a full beard as well as a decided squint! The man might have be able to live with a beard on a woman, but according to his many protests of disgust, a pronounced squint in a woman was something that he could not abide over the span of a lifetime.
According to Press Reports, the marriage contract was soon voided on the legal grounds of Deception--- ipso facto --- grossly committed by the bearded woman, who was probably squinting when she signed the Islamic document in question. (The bold Yemeni woman, on the left, was photographed wearing a niqāb sans mosquito-netting. Women who wear a niqāb, having eye-holes made of mosquito-netting, are exceedingly shy and simply refuse to turn towards the camera!).
February 8, 2010 » Starting with the Letter A ...
A Clubber has noticed that, in our time of the Brown Jesus in the White House, Wikipedia (Click Here) has seen fit to post a comprehensive list of "official" ethnic & racial slurs...
A
Abbie
    (North America) a Jewish male. From the proper name Abraham. Originated before the 1950s.

ABCD
    (South Asians in the U.S.) "American-Born Confused Desi", a term used to refer to Indian Americans and Pakistani Americans born in the United States. The condescending term is used chiefly by South Asian Immigrants to imply confusion about cultural identity.

Abo / Abbo
    (AUS) Australian Aboriginal person. Originally, this was simply an informal term for "Aborigine", and was in fact used by Aboriginal people themselves until it started to be considered offensive in 1950s. In remoter areas, Aboriginal people still often refer to themselves (quite neutrally) as "Blackfellas" (and whites as "Whitefellas"). Although "Abo" is still considered quite offensive by many, the pejorative "boong" is now more commonly used when the intent is to deliberately offend, as that word's status as an insult is unequivocal.

Albino
    (U.S.) A term for whites, also a derogatory term for light skinned blacks used by darker skinned blacks. (see colorism)

Alligator bait
    (U.S.) also "Gator Bait." A black person, especially a black child. More commonly used in states where alligators are found, particularly Florida. First used in the early 1900s, although some hypothesize the term originated in the late 1800s.

Alter kacker / alter kocker (Yiddish) / alter kucker / A.K.
    (North America) a disparaging term for elderly Jewish people. The term is of Yiddish origin (literally meaning old shitter). First used in the early 1900s.

Anglo-pilferer
    An Anglo-Celtic Australian, possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive.

Ann
    (North America) A white woman to a black person — or a black woman who acts too much like a white one. While Miss Ann, also just plain Ann, is a derisive reference to the white woman, by extension it is applied to any black woman who puts on airs and tries to act like Miss Ann.

Ape
    (U.S.) a black person.

Apple
    (North America) An American Indian (Native American) who is "red on the outside, white on the inside." Used primarily by other American Indians to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity. First used in the 1980s.

Argie
    (UK) a native of Argentina (also Argie-bargie : any argument, disagreement, or (typically) sporting event involving Argentina or Argentinians), used by the British press during the Falklands War. First used in this way by Britain's The Sun newspaper in 1982. --- This was however merely a topical usage of a long-standing expression for contentious discussion.

Asian nigger
    An ethnic slur against Filipinos.

Aunt Jemima / Aunt Jane / Aunt Mary / Aunt Sally / Aunt Thomasina
    (U.S.) a black woman who "kisses up" to whites, a "sellout", female counterpart of Uncle Tom.

B
Banana
    (North America) An Asian American who is "yellow on the outside, white on the inside." Used primarily by Asians and other Asian Americans to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity.

... And so it goes.


February 8, 2010 » Throwing It Right Back.
Remember John McCain in September of 2008, and how he "suspended" his campaign for President in order to go back to DC, just to straighten things out? And how he touched down ( Thank God, someone else was doing the flying! ) and it turned out that all he had was a hat full of nuthin' --- i.e. : not the tiniest idea in his head about what to do in fixing the so-called financial crisis? --- the Federal Reserve über alles et pour toujours!

Well, Barry Spendalicious wants to call a "private" meeting against the Republicans on TeeVee ( the Republicans will be in the room but Barry will do all the talking! ) about bi-partisan HealthCare® "reform," because he knows that, like Wrongway McCain, the congressional pachyderms don't possess a single idea among themselves on the issue.

My advice? --- offer to double or treble the Medicaid ceiling so that this Great Society program will cover many more indigent citizens; and while the DC crumb bums are at it, go ahead and assume the entire Medicaid burden of the states, an act of legerdemain which that hopeless Airhead from Calli-fore-knee-uh would just love! But, oh, we'll have to clear it with the Chinese first. After buying almost 600 billion $s in Fannie & Freddie paper once upon a time, guaranteed by Hank Paulson, the Commies might not cotton to the prospect of Medicaid bonds guaranteed by Timmy Geithner!


February 4, 2010 » "Moderate" : The New Dirty Word in Politics.

There will be a party primary taking place this summer in Arizona for John McCain's US Senate seat. JD Hayworth, the challenger, has already started making Robo calls to Republican voters in which he calls McCain a “moderate” and characterizes his positions on bank regulation and immigration as “moderate.”  “Moderate” is the new Liberal.  It is the new dirty word in US politics.

Byron Dorgan, the retiring senator from North Dakota, is a Democrat and a self-avowed moderate.  His colleague in the Senate, Dem. Kent Conrad, is another self-avowed moderate.  Rob Port, a political commentator on North Dakota radio, says : “The joke here is that we elect conservatives to state office because we don't want them to spend our money, but we elect liberals to national office because we want them to spend other people's money!”

In the world of Barry Spendalicious, this peculiar way of juggling Democrats and Republicans is becoming an increasingly dicey proposition.  With the full blown spending mania now underway in DC, North Dakotans will soon be forced to face the music, as it were, and pony up for other people's spending passions in the other 49 states.  Where will it all end?  The idea of giving California back to Mexico, along with parts of Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona, no longer seems like a hare-brained scheme!  It would be one sure way to cut the national deficit overnight!
 


February 1, 2010 » The Money Quote of the Year ( ... So Far ).
Detective Club of Jersey CityTeddy Kennedy blew into DC, in late 1962, on the wings of a Special Election. It would take a visit from the Grim Reaper, last year, to prise his ample butt from that idiosyncratic chair made of expansive Massachusetts oak. In a new book about ex-US Senator John Edwards ( The Politician by Andrew Young ), Teddy waxes eloquent about the paradisaical atmosphere of the nation's capital in the early 60s : It used to be civilized. The media was on our side. We'd get our work done by one o'clock and by two we were at the White House chasing women. We got the job done, and the reporters focused on the issues. . . . It was civilized.
     January 30, 2010       »        Incapable of Truth.
From the beginning, to paraphrase Lady GaGa, the British Electorate and Tony Blair were caught up in a ''Bad Romance.''  In 1997 Labour came in after 18 years of Tory rule.  It was so noted that, not just Blair but the whole Labour crew, seemed immune from uttering a single statement within kissing distance of veracity.  But in that Labour Time, the living was easy, and if the money wasn't free, at least the interest rates were ridiculously low and the market high --- and of course the Tories didn't seem to have a clue.  It also seemed to pass notice that Labour had opened the air and seaports of the nation to the dregs of humanity and humanity landed and went straight on the dole, so much so that the national exchequer began to run the most frightful deficits.

On that day in September of 2001, when the world supposedly changed, or when an ex-CIA asset living in a cave in Afghanistan somehow issued an invitation to George W. Bush to invade Iraq, the Blair premiership also underwent a transformation.  In the 30 years since then-Prime Minister Harold Macmillan had stated that now Britain would henceforth play the British Athens to the American Rome, Tony Blair decided to supply the American Rome with 40,000 British centurions, all for the better to invade Iraq with.  We know the rest of the story.  Although George W. Bush managed to obtain a second term with the help of a rigged electronic voting machines in Ohio and ceaseless, numbing propaganda in transnational press, Tony Blair's political career ended for good and all in the sands of Mesopotamia.  Even though he managed to eke out a remarkable majority, under the circumstances, in the Commons for Labour in the 2005 General Election ( Labour : 35%; Conservative : 32%; Liberal : 22%; UKIP : 2%; Other Parties : 9% ), the Blair Watch became a political Death Watch, but prevaricating Tony managed to hang on for another two years until handing the reins of government over to Gordon Brown, an incoherent bumbler who would makes Blair, in retrospect, look like a Demosthenes.

Yesterday Tony Blair faced a parliamentary committee that is delving into the reasons behind the British Army's transformation into a stooge and poodle for the American War Machine in 2003.  Said Tony : “I genuinely believe that if we had left Saddam in power, even with what we know now, we would still have to deal with him in circumstances when the threat was worse and possibly when it was hard to mobilize any support for dealing with the threat.”

Untruthful Tony dodged and weaved and faked.  The words tumbled from his mouth effortlessly, no matter how outrageously false.  Without evidence that Saddam Hussein was a threat to anybody but himself, the British military had followed blindly, and with absolute obedience, the American lead.  About this disgraceful state of affairs for England, Blair seems not to have the lightest regret nor the slightest pang of conscience.  As with most criminals, it seems, his only regret is getting tangled up in fabrications and exposed for lies. But his suit stayed pressed and his false smile remained, true to form, concrete and shockingly insincere.